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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jan 10, 2017 10:24:07 GMT -5
It should be fun. It's not on there to even be a 'good' match, just a fun little spectacle. Same. Big Show, while never a "workrate" guy is a master at pro wrestling fundamentals, and Shaq has a ton of charisma. It'll be a quick harmless comedy match.
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Post by The Ichi on Jan 10, 2017 10:30:50 GMT -5
Bells sounds.
*Punch*
Here is your winner, the Big Show!
Just this once a wrestler vs. celebrity matchup needs to be done like this.
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Post by DrBackflipsHoffman on Jan 10, 2017 11:56:32 GMT -5
As everybody's said it'll be a harmless piss break match with a minor amount of hype behind it because of the genie's involvement, but I still very sincerely hope they both get lost on the way to the arena and end up in the wrong state during the show and then for the rest of WWE's existence as an active company
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Post by froggyfrog on Jan 10, 2017 12:23:15 GMT -5
If Shaq comes out to Panda again I'm all in
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Post by froggyfrog on Jan 10, 2017 12:24:31 GMT -5
How does Show end up with all the celebrity matches? Akebono, Mayweather, and now Shaq? Because he's big enough and established enough to regain credibility easily after jobbing to these people
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Post by Deleted on Jan 10, 2017 12:46:05 GMT -5
I'm actually interested in this.
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Post by Squirrel Master on Jan 10, 2017 12:52:45 GMT -5
What I'd like to see is an endless parade of enhancement talent running into the ring to be manhandled by Shaq AND Big Show. Maybe thirty guys to get their bells rung.
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 10, 2017 13:50:06 GMT -5
If they could get Kobe to jump out of the crowd to help Big Show beat down Shaq, it would rival Tyson's WWE involvement.
And I'm 100% serious. It would dominate the sporting world during a time when it's rather slow and boring. Would be worth the money and effort.
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Post by arrogantmodel on Jan 10, 2017 14:08:52 GMT -5
I love Shaq, so I got high... well, I got hopes for this match. Getting high may be the only way to care about/enjoy the match.
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Post by Stu on Jan 10, 2017 14:38:25 GMT -5
In a twist of nearly Russo proportions, this becomes a triple threat involving Braun.
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Post by Rican on Jan 10, 2017 14:45:11 GMT -5
They're gonna put on a 30 minute mat classic that Meltzer gives 7 stars.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 10, 2017 17:25:00 GMT -5
It's harmless. Just take a dump/go on the internet/laugh about it on the Mania thread/do something else while the match is on. I get your point, but a match at the biggest show of the year shouldn't be "harmless". Wrestlemania should be a stacked card of matches that fans are dying to see.
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Post by Welfare Willis on Jan 10, 2017 17:48:38 GMT -5
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Jan 10, 2017 18:18:27 GMT -5
If they could get Kobe to jump out of the crowd to help Big Show beat down Shaq, it would rival Tyson's WWE involvement. And I'm 100% serious. It would dominate the sporting world during a time when it's rather slow and boring. Would be worth the money and effort. Kobe runs in, but in a swerve, he's wearing a Big Show T-Shirt. Then, Penny Hardaway runs in...
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Post by FAR5222 on Jan 10, 2017 18:44:38 GMT -5
It's harmless. Just take a dump/go on the internet/laugh about it on the Mania thread/do something else while the match is on. I get your point, but a match at the biggest show of the year shouldn't be "harmless". Wrestlemania should be a stacked card of matches that fans are dying to see. Honestly nobody is being booked good enough that isnt Cena and Styles for WWE to have "dying to see matches" and most of the matches I would like to see might not happen because guys like Nakamura, Joe, Revial, Bobby Roode and others are stuck in NXT to fill a niche for us.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 10, 2017 19:43:10 GMT -5
I get your point, but a match at the biggest show of the year shouldn't be "harmless". Wrestlemania should be a stacked card of matches that fans are dying to see. Honestly nobody is being booked good enough that isnt Cena and Styles for WWE to have "dying to see matches" and most of the matches I would like to see might not happen because guys like Nakamura, Joe, Revial, Bobby Roode and others are stuck in NXT to fill a niche for us. John Cena AJ Styles Cesaro and Shamus Dean Ambrose Brock Lesnar Goldberg Undertaker Kevin Owens Seth Rollins Chris Jericho The Four Horsewomen New Day Sami Zayn Enzo and Cass All of these people and more are super over that great Mania matches could be made from. We don't need Big Show in harmless filler. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure it'll happen, I just don't like it personally. I want Wrestlemania to kick my ass start to finish.
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Post by Raw is Doodie101 on Jan 11, 2017 10:54:07 GMT -5
It's harmless. Just take a dump/go on the internet/laugh about it on the Mania thread/do something else while the match is on. I get your point, but a match at the biggest show of the year shouldn't be "harmless". Wrestlemania should be a stacked card of matches that fans are dying to see. It also should have celebrity involvement.
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Jan 11, 2017 11:05:52 GMT -5
I get your point, but a match at the biggest show of the year shouldn't be "harmless". Wrestlemania should be a stacked card of matches that fans are dying to see. It also should have celebrity involvement. Special ref/enforcer/timekeeper/announcer etc.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jan 11, 2017 11:08:41 GMT -5
It also should have celebrity involvement. Special ref/enforcer/timekeeper/announcer etc. Yeah... how could they dishonor something like Wrestlemania by having a celebrity involved in a match ...
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Jan 11, 2017 11:12:59 GMT -5
Special ref/enforcer/timekeeper/announcer etc. Yeah... how could they dishonor something like Wrestlemania by having a celebrity involved in a match ... Oh, there have been great uses of celebrities in matches obviously, LT, Mayweather, I'm just saying that celebrity involvement doesn't have to mean a match. If it was when Shaq was with the Lakers, hell yeah, go for it, that'd be amazing. Now, outside the size factor, Shaq's a name, but he's an old name, it's not exactly striking while the iron's hot in terms of recognition. Now he's a guy that's been too old for real sports for over half a decade.
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