Demented
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Winner of the Harleen F. Quinzel Legacy of Puddin Award
Say his name and he appears! I believe in Demented!
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Post by Demented on Jan 20, 2017 15:45:10 GMT -5
A horse is the reason why he spent that one year in college.
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Jan 20, 2017 15:56:06 GMT -5
Once kicked the drill sergeant from Full Metal Jacket in the groin
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2017 16:05:16 GMT -5
Was the one who gave Donna Summer all those orgasms in her disco hit "Love To Love You Baby".
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Doctor Of Style
King Koopa
Well, first they love me, and then they don't. Sometimes they do it, and sometimes they won't.
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Post by Doctor Of Style on Jan 20, 2017 19:10:16 GMT -5
Ate so many turkey jerkys he was able to achieve liftoff with the resulting gas. Hornswoggle lit a cigarette at just the right time behind me! I hope his eyebrows grow back. Back to topic...Sandman has caused the National Weather Service to issue Strong Wind Advisories on several occasions after eating chili. |
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Jan 20, 2017 19:29:50 GMT -5
He really is the kid in the "Kane taking a dump" picture
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2017 19:44:24 GMT -5
Ate so many turkey jerkys he was able to achieve liftoff with the resulting gas. Hornswoggle lit a cigarette at just the right time behind me! I hope his eyebrows grow back. Back to topic...Sandman has caused the National Weather Service to issue Strong Wind Advisories on several occasions after eating chili. How in the hell did you know I was eating chili? |
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
Posts: 11,554
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Jan 20, 2017 20:04:33 GMT -5
Laughs at the end of Futurama's Jurassic Bark episode
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2017 20:24:15 GMT -5
When Jimmy cracked corn...
He cared.
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Doctor Of Style
King Koopa
Well, first they love me, and then they don't. Sometimes they do it, and sometimes they won't.
Posts: 12,104
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Post by Doctor Of Style on Jan 20, 2017 20:40:44 GMT -5
Hornswoggle lit a cigarette at just the right time behind me! I hope his eyebrows grow back. Back to topic...Sandman has caused the National Weather Service to issue Strong Wind Advisories on several occasions after eating chili. How in the hell did you know I was eating chili?
These kids offered to solve the mystery of why my backyard smoker kept getting blown over.
Sandman was nominated for Time Magazine Man of the Year, after beating Gilbert Gottfried with a pillowcase full of doorknobs. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2017 11:56:17 GMT -5
Is the guy throwing bananas on the interstate because he eats, sleeps and breathes Mario Kart.
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Jan 21, 2017 12:53:29 GMT -5
Once jaywalked in front of Wayne Newton.
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Post by edgestar on Jan 21, 2017 13:10:22 GMT -5
Laughed at Vince blowing his quads
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Annette
Mephisto
You love me, you just don't know it yet.
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Post by Annette on Jan 21, 2017 13:35:41 GMT -5
Drinks 10+ cups of coffee per day and wonders why she can't sleep well.  |
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Post by edgestar on Jan 21, 2017 13:39:44 GMT -5
Writes fan mail to Vertical Horizon |
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Jan 21, 2017 14:12:17 GMT -5
Can use the term "mother-f***er" as a noun, adverb, adjective, AND pronoun
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Post by edgestar on Jan 21, 2017 14:18:56 GMT -5
Started the Great Herring War
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jan 21, 2017 15:25:35 GMT -5
Would eat a jalapeño potato chip shaped like Dean Ambrose.
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Post by edgestar on Jan 21, 2017 15:26:26 GMT -5
Has a better shoulder than I do
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
Posts: 11,554
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Jan 21, 2017 15:39:04 GMT -5
Smacked a nun with a ruler once, don't worry she had it coming
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2017 16:30:01 GMT -5
Is the only person whom has ever uttered the phrase "Merv Griffin can go f*** himself sideways."
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