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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2017 20:09:05 GMT -5
Brockman: If you have the fever, there's only one cure; take two tickets and see the game Sunday morning. Man: Warning: tickets should not be taken internally. Homer: See? Because of me, now they have a warning.
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Apr 19, 2017 4:10:27 GMT -5
"I'm like David Spade without Chris Farley, alone and useless"
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Post by theironyuppie on Apr 19, 2017 10:11:47 GMT -5
-lf the comic book stays, then so do I. -Me too. -Fine. We'll all stay with the comic book. It'll be like a sleepover, yeah, that's what pals do, right? Real friendly-like.
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Ben Wyatt
Crow T. Robot
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Apr 19, 2017 15:07:01 GMT -5
Hibbert: Oh, you're also responsible for this hefty hospital bill. You shouldn't have ordered all those hospital haircuts and porno films. Homer: But "Doctor Screwlittle" sounded like a delightful romp.
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Apr 19, 2017 15:16:20 GMT -5
Marge Simpson: "A young Springfieldianite has discovered a new comet to be known as the 'Bart Simpson Comet'." Oh honey, I'm so proud of you! Bart: But then, you've *always* been proud of me. Marge Simpson: [pauses] Yes..
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Matt
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Post by Matt on Apr 23, 2017 17:26:10 GMT -5
Homer to Burns and Grandpa: Bart cannot be an old time wrestler, as your inattentive son and your incompetent employee I forbid it!
Picture of Bart and Grandpa as tag team that Homer sees: Oh! Why does everything I forbid happen!
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Post by theironyuppie on May 3, 2017 7:04:06 GMT -5
-Troy, I brought with me the gravestone of author and troubled soul, Edgar Allan Poe! -One of our best writers.
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Bobeddy
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Post by Bobeddy on May 3, 2017 8:06:15 GMT -5
My only hope now is this homemade Prozac.
.... needs more ice cream.
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Post by theironyuppie on Jun 3, 2017 9:43:11 GMT -5
This thread has slipped shockingly far done. To revive it!
-Mr. Simpson? -What is it? -I couldn't help hearing about your money. Let me assure you that here, money does make a difference. There are rubdowns, and then there are rubdowns. -Listen, you bloodsucker! Does it ever occur to you that old folks should be treated like humans, whether they have money or not? -Yes, but it passes.
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Jun 3, 2017 14:05:38 GMT -5
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Jun 4, 2017 16:46:38 GMT -5
*Ned is observing Rod watching Gomer Pyle on TV*
Ned: (To Maude) Is this all he ever watches? Maude: Well he also used to watch Davey and Goliath until he thought the idea of a talking dog was blasphemes.
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Post by theironyuppie on Jun 5, 2017 3:43:17 GMT -5
--Anybody mind if I serve as bartender? I have a Ph.D. in mixology. --Pfft, College boy.
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Cranjis McBasketball
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jun 9, 2017 3:22:03 GMT -5
[Barts cell ring]
Homer: Bart! This is a matter of life or death! What's the difference between ketchup and catsup? [Bart throws his cell off the cliff] THEY'RE GONNA CUT MY HEAD OOOOOOFFFFF!
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Jun 9, 2017 4:40:50 GMT -5
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Post by alred1982 on Jun 10, 2017 16:45:30 GMT -5
When he invites Frank grimes over for dinner when homer says about space sure you never been just for the fact homer thinks its a every day thing to do.
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chrom
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Post by chrom on Jun 10, 2017 17:09:03 GMT -5
Instead of going to the Box factory, we're going to...the Box factory!
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Cranjis McBasketball
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jun 10, 2017 17:12:22 GMT -5
Instead of going to the Box factory, we're going to...the Box factory! Damn TV! You've ruined my imagination, just like you've ruined my ability to...um.....oh welll....
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