500 facts you didn't know about F.A.N.

[The Sam]

48. FAN once held an opponents wifes hand...in a jar of acid...at a party.

Feb 16, 2017 15:06:27 GMT -5 The Legend of Groose said:

27. Saying Candeljack is banned around here for obvious reas

Why can't I say Candlejack? I should be allowed to say whatever I wa

[General Adam]

49. Tomko will never give you a beat.
50. If you see a box, do NOT open it. Trust me.

[Red Impact]

51: F.A.N. is Mr. Burns' Assistant. It is 40 years old and currently resides in Springfield

[The Unconquered Sun]

52. Our mascot is a goldfish. Wait, a goldfish? Seriously a f***ing goldfish? What, the Wildcats was already taken? Goldfish? Ok then.

[The Unconquered Sun]

53. More than once an Evil Japanese Businessman has tried to take us over according to @supersweetbotch

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Feb 17, 2017 10:36:46 GMT -5 The Unconquered Sun said:

53. More than once an Evil Japanese Businessman has tried to take us over according to @supersweetbotch

54. When he's trying not to take us over. He's trying to always humiliate us or turn us against each other

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55. We might have ruined the Lord Tensai gimmick.

[Nikki Heyman]

56. Three handled moss covered Family Credenza

[The Unconquered Sun]

Bert Hart once gave us 4/10

[Zombie Mod]

59.) we never learned to count.
58.) we also discovered bigfoot is actually a galactic overlord who resides on mars.
60.)we know what you did, yes you.
61.) there is no #61 as it is banned from public knowledge.
62.) we were unaffected by the first 15 minutes of Disney's up.
63.) F.A.N. cancelled star trek the original series through a case of accidental time travel which became a self fulfilling prophecy.
64.) talk between the mods nearly always devolves into food talk or watching Shawshank redemption.
65.) we caused the outbreak of zombies in the walking dead.
66.) f.a.n. founded the stonecutters.

[Nikki Heyman]

67. some posters have more than one persona, and those personae might not always talk to each other

[Bub (BLM)]

68. MS Paint is the ultimate in computer imaging software.

[mcmahonfan85]

69. Liam Neeson trained Batman and Darth Vader. F.A.N. trained Liam Neeson.

70. After extensive study and research, F.A.N. scientists know exactly how much wood a woodchuck could chuck.

71. They also know why a raven is like a writing desk.

72. F.A.N. started the cola wars.

73. F.A.N. is the reason you aren't allowed to use electronics in an airplane during takeoffs and landings. Unfortunately, we can't say any more about the...incident...until it is declassified by the United States government.

74. It was a F.A.N. poster who shot the sheriff (but he did not shoot the deputy)

75. "F", "A" and "N" are the 6, 1 and 14 letters in the alphabet. Add them together and you get 21. 21 is the highest score in blackjack. BlackJack Marciano was a wrestler in CHIKARA. "Chikara" is the Japanese word of "power". Power is a 1986 film featuring Denzel Washington. Denzel Washington went to school at Fordham University. Fordham University is located in New York City. New York City is home of The Avengers. One of the founders of The Avengers is Iron Man, a.k.a. Tony Stark. Tony Stark is a member of the Illuminati. Coincidence?

[Nikki Heyman]

76. we have enough countries represented here to start World War III.

[JTH]

77. We made gif posting cool

78. Paul Heyman knows we exist after highlighting "The Death of Super-Cena"

[wildojinx]

79. If the Futurama episode "Jurassic Bark" is airing, you must inform FAN so we can watch together

[Nikki Heyman]

Feb 17, 2017 20:32:19 GMT -5 JTH said:

78. Paul Heyman knows we exist after highlighting "The Death of Super-Cena"

You're welcome 

[Zombie Mod]

80. ARMBAR.

81. river monsters host Jeremy Wade is our unofficial mascot.

82. the theft of a fez from a F.a.n. member is not only a bannable offense but is known to cause war to break out between mythical creatures (it's what really cause the twilight series.... yep bella was actually a fez.)

83. we once had a 13 hour blackout by the proboards back up woman because we found out her terrible secret which was *redacted due to fears of mass back up time*

85. we still haven't learned to count.

84. one of the f.a.n. mods doesn't really exist and is an echo from an alternate dimension.

86. f.a.n. never learned how to cook a tin of soup as our family usually cook for us.

87. may or may not a superhero in it's midst posing as regular poster.

[Nikki Heyman]

88. One of our mods wants to see people staring at the PREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETY LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTS

[y4j1981]

89) all the MODs are just one person