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Post by Chainsaw on Apr 1, 2017 10:41:49 GMT -5
Pool is still open since the damn thing hasn't given birth yet. Some are questioning if April is even pregnant. The fact that it's today, and her name is April... Hmmmmm...
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Post by Lupin the Third on Apr 2, 2017 20:12:48 GMT -5
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Apr 4, 2017 17:30:50 GMT -5
f***ing hell did she give birth already? Is this normal or did the zookeepers f*** with us by putting the camera up a month plus early?
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Apr 4, 2017 17:35:19 GMT -5
I'm just waiting for the giraffe Maury episode
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Apr 4, 2017 18:23:40 GMT -5
Turns out April just had a beer gut all this time.
False alarm, people
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Post by crabbymelt on Apr 4, 2017 19:35:17 GMT -5
Where's that AJ gif of "There is no baby?" We need that.
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Post by Gecko on Apr 4, 2017 21:21:32 GMT -5
Wait til we find out that the giraffe is just running a betting scam.
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Post by ayumidah on Apr 5, 2017 2:45:03 GMT -5
f***ing hell did she give birth already? Is this normal or did the zookeepers f*** with us by putting the camera up a month plus early? No, they actually had the camera going before it went viral. It's a more a park than a zoo, and it was closed to the public during the winter, they have 200+ animals, it sounds like a really busy place, but anyway so they knew local people who went to the park were interested in what was happening with April, so they put up a live stream for those people. Then it went viral and now everyone's watching, so now they have to deal with thousands of emails while trying to take care of the animals, and... yeah, it's kind of become a mess, but they decided to take advantage of it going viral to push giraffe conservation efforts and teach people some stuff about giraffes in the meanwhile. So essentially this is their first pregnant giraffe and they're kind of learning as they go too, but it was the media who kept insisting April was in labor once the video went viral, when really she's progressing in her pregnancy and is just now showing signs that she's close. The park itself won't call labor until we can actually see the calf coming. A giraffe's gestation period is 15 months and can sometimes go upwards of 60 days under or over that, and they weren't sure which time she and Oliver mated actually took regarding the pregnancy, but it may have been the absolute latest date they guessed.
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Post by Lupin the Third on Apr 6, 2017 19:54:50 GMT -5
So a giraffe at a Memphis Zoo gave birth today.
WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE, APRIL?!!
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Post by crabbymelt on Apr 15, 2017 7:31:45 GMT -5
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Apr 15, 2017 7:44:35 GMT -5
Can I suggest Phil as a name for the giraffe
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Post by ayumidah on Apr 15, 2017 9:39:52 GMT -5
Haha I just woke up. Missed it, but the baby giraffe is adorable.
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Post by Gecko on Apr 15, 2017 10:04:33 GMT -5
Haha I just woke up. Missed it, but the baby giraffe is adorable. The scene might be adorable now, but it definitely wasn't as the actual event was happening. It was 'ew' followed by a couple of minutes of worrying that the baby wasn't moving.
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Post by ayumidah on Apr 15, 2017 14:53:13 GMT -5
Haha I just woke up. Missed it, but the baby giraffe is adorable. The scene might be adorable now, but it definitely wasn't as the actual event was happening. It was 'ew' followed by a couple of minutes of worrying that the baby wasn't moving. Yeah, I'd seen a few other giraffe births before this so I knew what to expect when I scrolled the video back and watched some of it before I had to get my day started. That's how all giraffe births are though. They usually take a few minutes to move after birth, which... I suppose most of us would if we were dropped however many feet onto the ground abruptly, haha.
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Post by Lupin the Third on Apr 16, 2017 22:41:06 GMT -5
I have another suggestion for the naming contest. I know we want to go with Sami Zayn since it's a boy, but I have another idea. Another tribute.... {Spoiler}
DANNY SEXBANG!!!
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Post by Lupin the Third on May 1, 2017 12:05:37 GMT -5
So they named the adorable little shit over the weekend. April's baby boy is named....Tajiri.
So, they named him in honor of the Japanese Buzzsaw. Which is nice of them.
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on May 1, 2017 12:16:46 GMT -5
So they named the adorable little shit over the weekend. April's baby boy is named....Tajiri. So, they named him in honor of the Japanese Buzzsaw. Which is nice of them. So does that mean it's going to spit on and kick everybody?
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Post by Alice Syndrome on May 1, 2017 13:47:27 GMT -5
We won!
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