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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2017 17:33:34 GMT -5
I never understood why Jerry & Elaine thought this was taboo. But, Jerry once threw a belt away because it touched a toilet seat. Seems very fussy, but you could make your candy bar into a mini meal. That said, eating wings requires your fingers to tear off the meaty goodness.
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Post by StuntGranny® on Feb 24, 2017 18:06:47 GMT -5
This is how it really went down:
- "What about pizza, Vince?"
- "I DON'T EAT ANYTHING FROM A GODDAMN ITALIAN, PAL!"
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Post by Heartbreaker on Feb 24, 2017 18:20:54 GMT -5
"Donuts? I told you, I don't like ethnic food!"
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Post by MrElijah on Feb 24, 2017 18:28:41 GMT -5
The only time you eat pizza with a knife and fork is when it's too damn hot/cut up in a way that makes folding a problem.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Feb 24, 2017 18:31:32 GMT -5
Anyone who eats a pizza with a knife and fork is not to be trusted well he says he folds it over and doesn't eat the part he holds. so it sounds like he doesn't eat the crust.
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Post by The QC Loser on Feb 24, 2017 18:48:07 GMT -5
I'm one of those people who gets weirded out when my food touches other food on a plate, so who am I to judge? My son was the same way for the longest time. Even took it one step further in that he had to use separate utensils for each food.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2017 18:51:36 GMT -5
Ironically the episode of Seinfeld with the Snickers is on TBS right now.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Feb 24, 2017 18:52:37 GMT -5
I'm one of those people who gets weirded out when my food touches other food on a plate, so who am I to judge? Ha, I'm the same way. People are like "It all goes to the same place", but I have to taste it first and I don't want to taste BBQ sauce corn, thanks. I'm in the same boat as y'all. I also eat stuff in a precise order. So, meat first, vegetable second, drink third, and then repeat or something like that.
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Post by r. on Feb 24, 2017 19:27:35 GMT -5
I assume he avoids hotdogs.
Now I have a mental image of Vince ready for a casual snack:
Rare 200 year old oak table with an imported Indian silk cover.
Fine Ming dynasty replica China plate with gold inlay forks and spoons on either side
Center bowl which also has gold inlay
Vince sitting in a chair made from the same oak and the cushion is the same Indian silk
He tucks in his 1,000 count thread napkin into his shirt and has his assistant pour carefully selected M&M's into the bowl.
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Post by romanstylesiii on Feb 24, 2017 19:36:06 GMT -5
This is the same man who says he identifies with people who are bartenders, rather than politicians/other business people. Having been a working class bartender, I can testify to the point that we're not all crazy about our food.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2017 19:46:54 GMT -5
I'm immediately reminded of the story about him eating brownies with Jericho. I guess he used a fork to eat them.
In all fairness, that Seinfeld eating candy with a fork thing is actually kind of fun.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2017 19:56:51 GMT -5
I assume he avoids hotdogs. Now I have a mental image of Vince ready for a casual snack: Rare 200 year old oak table with an imported Indian silk cover. Fine Ming dynasty replica China plate with gold inlay forks and spoons on either side Center bowl which also has gold inlay Vince sitting in a chair made from the same oak and the cushion is the same Indian silk He tucks in his 1,000 count thread napkin into his shirt and has his assistant pour carefully selected M&M's into the bowl. A hotdog is a sandwich...
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2017 20:19:03 GMT -5
Makes sense to me as he wears a suit everyday. Most suit material stains really easily and you're always subconsciously touching part of it even while eating.
Oddest food quirk is from a friend who likes both fried eggs and baked beans with his full English breakfast but the two can never touch! Should they make the merest contact he feels ill and cannot finish the meal.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Feb 24, 2017 20:35:28 GMT -5
Even Vince doesn't know where his hands have been.
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Post by Sponsored by Groose Wipes on Feb 24, 2017 20:47:58 GMT -5
The man eats steak with ketchup... Anyone who does that is not normal.
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Post by sychobeetle on Feb 24, 2017 20:48:30 GMT -5
He tucks in his 1,000 count thread napkin into his shirt and has his assistant pour carefully selected M&M's into the bowl. How does he eat them,with a spork?
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Post by 67 more on Feb 24, 2017 22:50:49 GMT -5
Ironically the episode of Seinfeld with the Snickers is on TBS right now. That's not irony. That's coincidence.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2017 23:08:30 GMT -5
Ironically the episode of Seinfeld with the Snickers is on TBS right now. That's not irony. That's coincidence. Actually it was more like rain on my wedding day.
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Feb 24, 2017 23:14:42 GMT -5
Oh my God! Vince McMahon is Mr. Pitt!!!!
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Post by Mozenrath on Feb 24, 2017 23:17:25 GMT -5
Anyone who eats a pizza with a knife and fork is not to be trusted I've only done it if the pizza is scalding hot still or is like deep dish and won't hold together enough to lift to my mouth without a mess, but I prefer just eating it regularly or folding it over.
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