lionheart21
Patti Mayonnaise
Once did a thing...
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Post by lionheart21 on Mar 18, 2017 18:15:14 GMT -5
"And I know for a fact that you sent Bad News Allen to do my eye, but unlike you I CAN AFFORD AN EYE PATCH PAL!" "You think Chad 2 Badd that I don't know that you sent Freddie Blassie with his filed down teeth to take out my other eye?" "Chad 2 Badd, it may be true that my right arm has gone dead because you somehow squandered up the money to send Greg Valentine over to my trailer and put me in an arm bar for two and a half hours." This was my favorite part of the series.
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Perd
Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
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Post by Perd on Mar 18, 2017 18:18:32 GMT -5
The only thing that sucks about this is I have to reconsider my entire stance on Luke Gallows. SRW is miraculous.
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Post by HMARK Center on Mar 18, 2017 18:19:35 GMT -5
The only thing that sucks about this is I have to reconsider my entire stance on Luke Gallows. SRW is miraculous. Man, reconsidering Luke Gallows in a more positive light? That makes you a Good Brother.
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Post by SCCB Was Told To Do Steroids on Mar 18, 2017 18:19:49 GMT -5
So the cast I can tell is Lance Catamaran: Cena Chett Chetterfield: Fandango John Johnson: TJ Perkins Tex Ferguson: Luke Gallows Chad 2badd: Karl Anderson Clint Bobbski: Chris Jericho Pelvis Wesley: Heath Slater Big Bartholemew: Rusev "The Banker" Mr. Mackelroy: Tyler Breeze Surf Dudes With Attitudes: The Ascension Christian Joy: Lana Ric Flair: some impersonator Chip Henderson: John Cone (likely) La Barba Grande: Seth Rollins The Sea Monster: ?? I'm praying to The Old Gods and the New that The Sea Monster is Braun.
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Post by Citizen Snips on Mar 18, 2017 18:21:28 GMT -5
That was amusing, though I wish they played it a bit more straight, I think they were a bit too on the nose with a lot of their jokes when I think the aesthetic and the goofy promos were good enough without having to throw in jump cuts and technical difficulty gags. Instead came off like a low-rent organization trying its best instead of coming off as they're in on the joke. I agree that something like this going on in Full Sail would be pretty awesome. That would be my only real complaint with this. Like just having Cena react to the audio bleeding in without walking off set would have been enough. It was still funny, just a little too much "Here's the joke!" I think there were a couple Jericho moments like that as well that detracted from his pitch-perfect impression of a Mean Gene-type trying to steer something coherent out of a wrestler not that great at promos, be it Ken Patera or Big Bart.
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Post by captainhindsite on Mar 18, 2017 18:22:57 GMT -5
I haven't read through this whole thread so if this was answered my bad but is this on the network and if so how do I find it.
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Post by BlackoutCreature on Mar 18, 2017 18:25:38 GMT -5
So the cast I can tell is Lance Catamaran: Cena Chett Chetterfield: Fandango John Johnson: TJ Perkins Tex Ferguson: Luke Gallows Chad 2badd: Karl Anderson Clint Bobbski: Chris Jericho Pelvis Wesley: Heath Slater Big Bartholemew: Rusev "The Banker" Mr. Mackelroy: Tyler Breeze Surf Dudes With Attitudes: The Ascension Christian Joy: Lana Ric Flair: some impersonator Chip Henderson: John Cone (likely) La Barba Grande: Seth Rollins The Sea Monster: ?? I'm praying to The Old Gods and the New that The Sea Monster is Braun. The Sea Monster didn't look that much larger compared to Tyler to be Braun.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2017 18:29:06 GMT -5
I'm praying to The Old Gods and the New that The Sea Monster is Braun. The Sea Monster didn't look that much larger compared to Tyler to be Braun. I think it might've been Aiden English. Most likely someone on SmackDown given there are no cross-brand onscreen bits going on and a lot of people've been saying Cesaro so might as well assume it's Cesaro's clone.
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Post by Citizen Snips on Mar 18, 2017 18:32:07 GMT -5
"Chad 2 Badd, it may be true that my right arm has gone dead because you somehow squandered up the money to send Greg Valentine over to my trailer and put me in an arm bar for two and a half hours." Things that are great about this: 1. Even though "squander" is the exact opposite of "save", it works perfectly in context. 2. Greg Valentine is the perfect choice of a guy with the credibility and pedigree to injure another wrestler, but also is hard up enough to need cash to do it in his spare time. 3. I'm fascinated by the 2.5 hour window. What was on the TV? Was Susan there? If so, what was she doing? Did she leave with The Hammer? Did any of the neighbors in the trailer park stop by?
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Mar 18, 2017 18:43:42 GMT -5
I haven't read through this whole thread so if this was answered my bad but is this on the network and if so how do I find it. YouTube only.
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Post by captainhindsite on Mar 18, 2017 18:55:01 GMT -5
I haven't read through this whole thread so if this was answered my bad but is this on the network and if so how do I find it. YouTube only. Thanks you
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Paco
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Post by Paco on Mar 18, 2017 19:03:58 GMT -5
So...is the Susie in the Ferguson/Badd angle the same Susan as Chett's ex-wife?
If so, would that mean SRW only has one ring rat? ...and the gardener too? Damn, woman!
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Mar 18, 2017 19:06:52 GMT -5
Can we have a collection of these playing off different decades in wrestling? I'll literally pay money for a rip on the Attitude Era/ECW style indie with the rip off Undertakers and the like. I would love to see a found footage/Mockumentary about a circa late 90's-early aughts backyard wrestling group. Everyone would be dressed up like they raided a Hot Topic, but they think that they're all cool, dark and enigmatic like Raven or Crow Sting. So there's heat in the locker room because "everyone else just copped my gimmick, bro!"
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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2017 19:08:44 GMT -5
The only thing that sucks about this is I have to reconsider my entire stance on Luke Gallows. SRW is miraculous. Apparently Luke Gallow's is Wrestling's Vince Vaughn. The funniest most awesome guy off camera but so painfully unfunny and bad on camera. And I can confirm.
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Post by thegatewaydrug on Mar 18, 2017 19:12:51 GMT -5
Bart: "Uh t-t-this weekend, uh, in the Rumble in The Leap, I'm gonna show Mr... Uh Mr. Laddy- Muddy Roy-" Clint: "Mr. Mackelroy!" Bart: "Mr. Macke-roy, that I gonna fight, with all my heart! For all my Neighbors, who fought hard for their farms, back in the 1900s!!" Clint: "That's from th-" Bart: "WHEN THEY HAD NOTHIN! WHEN THEY HAD NOTHIN'! AND THEY WORK HARD FOR THE CHICKENS! WE EAT CHICKENS!!" My Promo of the Year Nomination. The most literal white meat babyface promo of all-time!
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Mar 18, 2017 19:14:56 GMT -5
The one thing I don't get is why Ferguson lives in a trailer if he's the main guy at SRW? Also wasn't the girl both Tex and Chad share named Susan? I think Chet's ex is also called Susan. Maybe that Susan is the Tammy Sytch of the territory Every Southern Champ lives in a trailer, no matter what he's pulling in. That's the rule. Also, if/when they do more of these, they gotta get AJ wrapped into this. I wanna see him doing a Kerry Von Erich take. In fact, getting, like, 15 of the wrestlers to be a family of Von Erich style wrestlers led by him would be amazing. A Von Erich family gimmick could get pretty macabre pretty quick. I just imagine Lance Catamaran having black armbands all down his arm. Also, I remember that when Kerry got busted for drugs when coming back from his honeymoon in Mexico they tried covering by accusing the Fabulous Freebirds of framing him. So they should have the Kerry Von Erich type character get in worse and worse trouble every week, but Lance Catamaran suggests that it was actually a frame up by his arch nemesis.
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Shai
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Post by Shai on Mar 18, 2017 19:18:50 GMT -5
Had to whip out my real name for this.
Today's Lesson: Mountain Dew burns when snorted.
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Post by Feargus McReddit on Mar 18, 2017 19:24:37 GMT -5
Yeah, I needed an excuse to change my username for ages.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2017 19:26:29 GMT -5
I haven't had the chance to comment yet but... f***ing magnificent work. I,like all of you, are dying for more. Hmmmm....Maybe I need to get in on this name change thing.....anyone got any suggestions?
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the2ndevil
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Where Is Your Santa, Now?
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Post by the2ndevil on Mar 18, 2017 20:14:06 GMT -5
Every few hours or so, "DEVIL'S GOT A DEVIL! OH, LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD!" randomly pops into my head, and I just smile.
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