ASYLUMHAUSEN
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Mar 21, 2017 18:27:49 GMT -5
I guess John Johnson would be a Brad Armstrong type as champion (who did hold the Southeastern title a couple of times). You know what this show needs? AJ Styles doing a foreign heel gimmick. Make him a southern boy of Russian descent or maybe the old hilarious standby of the masked Japanese guy. Watching some SMW on the Network I saw Kendo the Ninja, which was actually Tim Horner wearing this wacky outfit and mask. Tremendous. But yeah, Styles is the guy who desperately needed to be on this show. AJ Styles (Or one of the Brits, like William Regal or Jack Gallagher) as a Kendo Nagasaki riff would make me mark out beyond belief. Do it lads, please. The Vince video is amazing. He is basically introducing the Mr. McMahon character in 1993 while wearing the old school WWF blazer. Lawler really was ahead of his time. That's what I thought. So, so surreal seeing Mr McMahon in 1993 Memphis. I'm just killing time until Litdown... EDIT.... DAMNIT...I had hoped that would be transparent and just be the head with the text. Back to the drawing board.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Mar 21, 2017 18:30:44 GMT -5
Lance Catamaran: Next week we'll have a special appearance by the Von Erich boys. They're as American as milk and apple pie. Wholesome entertainment for the whole family and strong religious values.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 21, 2017 18:35:16 GMT -5
Just re-watched these Lance keeps getting better but Tex crying broke me.
WHA MY GUNNA DOOOO?
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Post by CubsFan71 on Mar 21, 2017 19:37:15 GMT -5
I so want a Southpaw Regional Wrestling video game
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Post by Feargus McReddit on Mar 21, 2017 19:49:37 GMT -5
I so want a Southpaw Regional Wrestling video game It HAS to be an Atari 2600 game. Anything else is too high quality.
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Post by Paco on Mar 21, 2017 20:05:14 GMT -5
LANCE CATAMARAN AND CHETT CHETTERFIELD EXPLODE! Did that evil Mr. Mackelroy come between them?
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Post by Evilution E5150 on Mar 21, 2017 20:10:36 GMT -5
AJ should have been a Flair type character doing his Flair impression
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Mar 21, 2017 20:17:08 GMT -5
AJ should have been a Flair type character doing his Flair impression You mean he WASN'T The Ric Flair Impersonator? ??
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Post by Chainsaw on Mar 21, 2017 20:45:55 GMT -5
"DAN LOVRANSKI I KNOW THAT'S YOU, I AIN'T EVEN HAVE TO LOOK! YOU WANT ME TO SEND YOU BACK TO AMARILLO TERRY AND HIS HOT ASS BRANDING IRONS?!" Another amazing, hilarious parody of a bygone age done with love. 😁
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Post by Limity (BLM) on Mar 21, 2017 20:47:35 GMT -5
I so want a Southpaw Regional Wrestling video game It HAS to be an Atari 2600 game. Anything else is too high quality. It makes me want to play the Legends of Wrestling games, and wish they were great.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Mar 21, 2017 21:11:34 GMT -5
Today we learn that Mr Banker is more photogenic than Nikki Bella.
That damn harlot Susan came in between Lance and Chet
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Post by Deleted on Mar 21, 2017 21:15:07 GMT -5
LANCE CATAMARAN AND CHETT CHETTERFIELD EXPLODE! Did that evil Mr. Mackelroy come between them? I'd love to know the backstory from 87 to now that caused Mr. Mackelroy to go from the noblest of professions as banker to the lowliest of professions as a cop.
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Post by Loser troll. Please ban me on Mar 21, 2017 21:23:06 GMT -5
LANCE CATAMARAN AND CHETT CHETTERFIELD EXPLODE! Did that evil Mr. Mackelroy come between them? I'd love to know the backstory from 87 to now that caused Mr. Mackelroy to go from the noblest of professions as banker to the lowliest of professions as a cop. Mackleroys bank, (The 5th Regional Savings & loan Bank of Elk river) was bought out by the big bank conglomerates. When SRW folded in 1994 he had various jobs including selling ears of corn on the highway and betting on horses at the 'Lucky Clover'casino, One day after waking up on a bus bench he saw an ad for the local police force and joined, He would have been rejected however because it's a small city and they only have 5 cops with one out on maternity leave he was hired.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 21, 2017 21:26:31 GMT -5
I'd love to know the backstory from 87 to now that caused Mr. Mackelroy to go from the noblest of professions as banker to the lowliest of professions as a cop. Mackleroys bank, (The 5th Regional Savings 7 loan Bank of Elk river) was bought out by the big bank conglomerates. When SRW folded in 1994 he had various jobs including selling ears of corn on the highway and betting on horses at the 'Lucky Clover'casino, One day after waking up on a bus bench he saw an ad for the local police force and joined, He would have been rejected however because it's a small city and they only have 5 cops with one out on maternity leave he was hired. That's exactly what I figured except for the ears of corn and bus bench.
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Post by Friday Night SmackOwn on Mar 21, 2017 21:41:33 GMT -5
I have watched the Sea Creature reveal at least 10 times at this point and I couldn't help but lose it every time. I just can't help but laugh every single time because of how amazingly ridiculous it looks. "You are facing...my Creature from the Sea!" I just end up busting a gut once The Banker follows that up with "I call him.... The Sea Creature!"
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2017 1:47:33 GMT -5
The Talk is Jericho with Clint Bobski is up. Also Bob Barker but who cares, Clint Bobski!
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Mar 22, 2017 2:49:47 GMT -5
The Talk is Jericho with Clint Bobski is up. Also Bob Barker but who cares, Clint Bobski! {Spoiler}The show still took place! I hope the tape still exists!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2017 3:36:27 GMT -5
I guess John Johnson would be a Brad Armstrong type as champion (who did hold the Southeastern title a couple of times). You know what this show needs? AJ Styles doing a foreign heel gimmick. Make him a southern boy of Russian descent or maybe the old hilarious standby of the masked Japanese guy. Watching some SMW on the Network I saw Kendo the Ninja, which was actually Tim Horner wearing this wacky outfit and mask. Tremendous. But yeah, Styles is the guy who desperately needed to be on this show. AJ as foreign heel must happen, the guy with the strongest southern accent trying to disguise his voice to play a snooty Frenchman or Soviet era Russian has potential. In fact have him play multiple foreign heels, after donning the mask to become "Tokyo Suzuki - the menace from the East!" they can have a skit where he picks random characters from a Chinese takeaway menu to use as fake tattoos to add to the look, after Clint has crudely put on the 'tattoos' with a ball pen the straight man Lance can point out that the characters mean "flower princess" and not the "dragon killer" that AJ was hoping for.
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Mar 22, 2017 6:04:49 GMT -5
AJ Styles (Or one of the Brits, like William Regal or Jack Gallagher) as a Kendo Nagasaki riff would make me mark out beyond belief. Do it lads, please. That's what I thought. So, so surreal seeing Mr McMahon in 1993 Memphis. I'm just killing time until Litdown... EDIT.... DAMNIT...I had hoped that would be transparent and just be the head with the text. Back to the drawing board. I feel like the background error makes it more in keeping with the spirit of Southpaw.
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Post by Welfare Willis on Mar 22, 2017 6:21:48 GMT -5
I like it. It's quite the unexpected show from the WWE. It feels like it's part Tim and Eric and part 80s WWE. I kinda of hope they keep episodes contained to 15 minutes or less though.
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