Capt Lunatic
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Post by Capt Lunatic on Mar 19, 2017 0:19:05 GMT -5
Big Bart/The Banker/Sea Creature had the best angle
But man, Tex Ferguson falling apart episode to episode was pure(Georgia)gold.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Mar 19, 2017 0:19:07 GMT -5
The MVP is Drew "By god" Hankinson, aka former Festus aka human Cadillac Dorian Deville aka Tex motherf***ing Ferguson
This universe came from his genius, crazy, drunken, possibly pilled up mind.
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Post by Loser troll. Please ban me on Mar 19, 2017 0:20:05 GMT -5
Whoever came up with this needs to be booking raw, Like three weeks ago
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Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2017 0:25:54 GMT -5
I'm truly amazed that Bobski hasn't gotten a vote yet.... Clint is a piece of shit.
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ASYLUMHAUSEN
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Mar 19, 2017 0:27:41 GMT -5
Whoever came up with this needs to be booking raw, Like three weeks ago Ladies and Gentlemen...the NEW header writer and agent for RAW....
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Paco
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Post by Paco on Mar 19, 2017 2:13:46 GMT -5
I voted for Chett because of his hilarious side-remarks
"Damn hippies" "Very clean lady"
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Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2017 3:56:07 GMT -5
I initially went with Lance Catamaran, but switched to Tex after another rewatch. His angle gets more hilarious and I just fell apart at the end with "WHAT AM I GONNA DO??! *sobbing* WHAT AM I GONNA DO??!"
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Post by Ricky Nightshade on Mar 19, 2017 4:20:14 GMT -5
Catamaran wins lol.
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Post by BRAINFADE on Mar 19, 2017 4:30:52 GMT -5
I voted Lance Catamaran, because I thought it showed just how funny Cena can be when he is given something good to work with.
But really, everybody involved was hilarious. Nothing fell flat. It is the funniest thing WWE has done since Kurt Angle wearing the tiny cowboy hat.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2017 5:29:58 GMT -5
The right answer here is clearly Greg Valentine.
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Post by bearned on Mar 19, 2017 5:40:46 GMT -5
The Tex Ferguson promo was damn good. Loved it.
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Post by Citizen Snips on Mar 19, 2017 7:54:15 GMT -5
I voted for Chett because of his hilarious side-remarks "Damn hippies" "Very clean lady" Thank you! He had a line that just killed me, but for the life of me I couldn't remember it...it was "Very clean lady."
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thecrusherwi
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Post by thecrusherwi on Mar 19, 2017 8:33:43 GMT -5
I'm truly amazed that Bobski hasn't gotten a vote yet....Jericho CRUSHED it I think. If I did voting based on Gold/Silver/Bronze I think It'd come down to some combination of 3 from the Tex/Catamaran/Bobski/Big Bart/Banker/Pelvis/Chet group. There's just so much win across the board here. I voted for him because he had so few votes. He nailed the monotone shill of those old school hype men. "....The Banker, who will be appearing this Friday in Curblund at the Veterans Hall. Free Pancake Breakfast before the show! Air conditioning! Free parking included!...." "ALL THE SOUTHERN COUNTRIES!!"
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Post by hossfan on Mar 19, 2017 8:55:58 GMT -5
I voted for Tex because the line about "Freddie Blassie and his filed down teeth" made me laugh the most.
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Post by avenger on Mar 19, 2017 9:12:28 GMT -5
It was great, then the Ascension popped up.
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Post by froggyfrog on Mar 19, 2017 9:18:40 GMT -5
OH LAWWWWWWWDDDDD
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Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2017 9:23:46 GMT -5
I voted for Tex cause Bart can always buy a new farm and Lance may get a second look in Utica and everyone else is clearly excelling in life but Tex needs new eyeballs,new arms and a new leg so he needs a morale boost.
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Post by Yacht Persona on Mar 19, 2017 9:31:17 GMT -5
Had to go with Big Bartholemew for making me laugh the first.
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Post by LexExpress on Mar 19, 2017 10:35:09 GMT -5
Had to vote Tex, poor bloke's got no eyes! You just know Susan will leave him for a man with vision.
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Soultastic
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Post by Soultastic on Mar 19, 2017 10:41:27 GMT -5
Clint's a piece of [TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES]
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