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Bubba Ho-Tep
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Post by rrh on Mar 19, 2017 10:47:57 GMT -5
Big Bart, oh lorrrrd
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Mar 19, 2017 10:50:12 GMT -5
Seriously, Big Bart's freakout is the best thing I've seen in the WWE since SID RETURNED
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Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2017 10:51:15 GMT -5
Had to vote Tex, poor bloke's got no eyes! You just know Susan will leave him for a man with vision. I know this first hand that women be lovin' a man that can see about 6 months back my vision was slightly obscured by random wood particles at my short lived part-time job as a wood worker it wasn't even that bad I couldn't see B's and Barbara left me within minutes but lucky for me her twin arara moved in and helped me out.
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Mar 19, 2017 11:02:02 GMT -5
This was like the Sophie's Choice of internet polls, so I just closed my eyes and randomly pointed at the screen and my digit pointed to Mr. Utica himself Lance Catamaran.
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Chainsaw
T
A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Mar 19, 2017 11:03:56 GMT -5
I'm truly amazed that Bobski hasn't gotten a vote yet....Jericho CRUSHED it I think. If I did voting based on Gold/Silver/Bronze I think It'd come down to some combination of 3 from the Tex/Catamaran/Bobski/Big Bart/Banker/Pelvis/Chet group. There's just so much win across the board here. There's jut too many moving parts here for everyone to get the votes they deserve. The Clint stuff was gold, I think it's just that Jericho has been on such fire lately that this is just a cherry on top. A lot of these guys got to step waaaaay out of their comfort levels of their characters, and just about everyone of them shined.
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Ozymandius
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Post by City Duck on Mar 19, 2017 11:05:28 GMT -5
MY CREATURE
FROM THE SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA
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Chainsaw
T
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It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Mar 19, 2017 11:19:10 GMT -5
It was great, then the Ascension popped up. And then it became AMAZING?!
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Mar 19, 2017 11:26:50 GMT -5
This is the hardest decision I'm ever going to make as a fan of prooooooooooofessional wrestling. Fixed.
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Post by abjordans on Mar 19, 2017 12:16:30 GMT -5
It is going to be sad day in the WWE locker room when they fire Gallows for still not being good and still not being over because he is one of the most popular and liked guys it seems behind the scenes. It is weird how it doesn't translate to the show.
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Post by Grand Papillon "The Banker" on Mar 19, 2017 12:24:06 GMT -5
I had to vote Chad 2 Badd. He had less votes than John Johnson and La Barba Grande...and he was jealous of that!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2017 12:29:23 GMT -5
It is going to be sad day in the WWE locker room when they fire Gallows for still not being good and still not being over because he is one of the most popular and liked guys it seems behind the scenes. It is weird how it doesn't translate to the show. There's only so many times you can say the word nerds before the words just lose their meaning.If they just let him go out there and be himself he'd be fine but we have writers and that's not gonna happen.
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Post by Feargus McReddit on Mar 19, 2017 12:42:07 GMT -5
It's been ages...I still haven't been able to figure out a choice.
I need more time!
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Post by Hit Girl on Mar 19, 2017 12:55:54 GMT -5
Big Bart
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Post by Grand Papillon "The Banker" on Mar 19, 2017 13:10:28 GMT -5
Can we just scrap The Ascension and just have the Surf Dudes with Attitudes? Also, Cena and Gallows deserve raises for this. I've been thinking the same. Let's look at the reasons that it wouldn't be a good idea. 1. It's a joke/parody gimmick of the 80s -so is the Ascension, and this one is actually funny 2. The fans wouldn't know how to respond -the fans currently don't respond at all to the Ascension 3. Even if it gets over, the gimmick has a shelf life -and their current gimmick expired ages ago 4. To get over they'd have to go all the way with it. Basic moves. Clunky athleticism, corniness both in ring and on the mic -perfect fit for the ascensions talents I vote run with this. Debut them with a series of vignettes just like the one we saw and hype them as the hottest act from the independent circuit. Give them a ridiculously basic tag team finisher with an elaborate set up. Let them keep that awesome theme. It would get over
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4TheGlory
Vegeta
The Fun One At Parties
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Post by 4TheGlory on Mar 19, 2017 14:09:38 GMT -5
Tex Ferguson could've been an actual former NWA champion
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Mar 19, 2017 14:16:34 GMT -5
Tex Ferguson.
Greg Valentine having him in an armbar for two and a half hours got a legitimate belly laugh from me.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Mar 19, 2017 14:23:31 GMT -5
Tex Ferguson could've been an actual former NWA champion Tex would be an improvement over the current jabroni who bought er I mean won the belt, a 50 year old Tim Storm
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ronin705
Dennis Stamp
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Post by ronin705 on Mar 19, 2017 14:27:35 GMT -5
I refuse to vote until they make more dammit!! I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE
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Post by avenger on Mar 19, 2017 17:31:27 GMT -5
It was great, then the Ascension popped up. And then it became AMAZING?! Oh lord.
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Post by Feargus McReddit on Mar 19, 2017 17:41:28 GMT -5
Ok. I think I decided now.
I love Tex, I love Big Bartholomew, Mr. Mackelroy was part of the scene I laughed hardest at, Cliff, Chet, Chad, Surfer Dudes with Attitude etc, everyone was great.
But my vote is going to Lance because, as someone said before, he was the glue that held it together and just completely went head first into it. It was awesome.
But damn, everyone was awesome but I have to vote for one so...Lance Catamaran it is!
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