RAW Thread 04/03/17: Roman's Yard

[kingofthings]

Corey Graves gets better and better every week. He has genuinely made me laugh a good couple of times tonight.

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

Are we to assume Balor is getting the US Title Shot if Jericho is getting written off?

If so, have fun Roman Reigns fans, your guy is f***ed.

[The Heartbreak TWERK]

Apr 3, 2017 21:16:14 GMT -5 MGH said:

Ah, THERE is Balor's in for the night. He'll take Chris' place in the tag match.

You liar.

This is Big Bartholomew's chance!

[ASYLUMHAUSEN]

Apr 3, 2017 21:16:23 GMT -5 @dax said:

A dude just got attacked backstage. What is this, SmackDown Live?

[Captain Stud Muffin (BLM)]

Kevin Owens

[OVO 40 hunched over like he 80]

Joe thought Jericho was a giant Twinkie and tried to eat him

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*flashback*

[the2ndevil]

Apr 3, 2017 21:16:48 GMT -5 Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] said:

It says a lot when a Piece of Paper, gets the reaction you want Roman Reigns to and never will.

Show us on the doll where he touched you.

[Big DSR Energy]

Jericho taken out. He'll probably be replaced by CM PUNK! ALL FORMER ROH WORLD CHAMPIONS IN THE MATCH! WOOOOOOOO! ROH! ROH! ROH!

*nobody joins in*

[Bub (BLM)]

Apr 3, 2017 21:16:48 GMT -5 Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] said:

It says a lot when a Piece of Paper, gets the reaction you want Roman Reigns to and never will.

Next week they'll have Jericho just write everything on the back of Roman's shirt.

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Apr 3, 2017 21:17:53 GMT -5 Spiderf 4 said:

Apr 3, 2017 21:16:17 GMT -5 Jiren said:

Sajoa moe

Didn't Rollins escape the legwork doing the Moe's Howard nose grab?

[ASYLUMHAUSEN]

In other news....

I just ate a whole box of Tag A Longs.

[StuntGranny®]

Apr 3, 2017 21:17:19 GMT -5 RKTaker said:

Apr 3, 2017 21:16:03 GMT -5 Richard said:

Well, this show peaked with the Revival. Guess they don't care to try and hook people since the rosters are shifting next week. Guess I'll stick to SDL again.

but balor is coming back

[saintpat]

Jericho last night: Tip it innnnn, mannnnn

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

Apr 3, 2017 21:18:05 GMT -5 Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] said:

Are we to assume Balor is getting the US Title Shot if Jericho is getting written off?

If so, have fun Roman Reigns fans, your guy is f***ed.

Again, nothing says that it can't be heel vs. heel, though there is also the chance Reigns switches to SD. Which would be too bad since I refuse to watch SD ever again after Wyatt got jobbed.

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Jericho's out, Balor takes his place, turns heel on Rollins to form that NXT stable with Joe and Owens that was discussed.

Please god let me be wrong about this. PLEASE.

[Confused Mark Wahlberg]

Apr 3, 2017 21:12:55 GMT -5 rnrk supports BLM said:

So, Roman doesn't even bother coming out when he's offering a shot at the Universal Championship? Is he... preoccupied on the bearskin rug?

"I'm not going out there, they keep saying f*** you, Reigns!"

"They're not saying f*** you Reigns, they saying...f*** you, WAYNE, as in Las Vegas legend Wayne Newton, they hate him around here"

~Roman peeks head out of the curtain~

"Were you guys saying f*** you Reigns, or f*** you Wayne?"

[Big DSR Energy]

Apr 3, 2017 21:18:24 GMT -5 The Heartbreak TWERK said:

Apr 3, 2017 21:16:14 GMT -5 MGH said:

Ah, THERE is Balor's in for the night. He'll take Chris' place in the tag match.

You liar.

This is Big Bartholomew's chance!

YEP!

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Apr 3, 2017 21:18:25 GMT -5 ASYLUMHAUSEN said:

Apr 3, 2017 21:16:23 GMT -5 @dax said:

A dude just got attacked backstage. What is this, SmackDown Live?

Did he use a pipe? Or a forklift?

Amateurs.

[hashtagdaley/JudasDay]

I've crashed hard after the Brock/Reigns and weekly "We have to now make Braun look like shit" segment. Remember when I said I may be miserable later in the night? It's arrived.