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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Jun 16, 2017 12:54:56 GMT -5
I don't care what anyone says, Maria is hot/great and Mike Bennett isn't nearly as bad as everyone is making him out to be. Is he a little bland? Sure, but he can wrestle well enough and Maria is a great pairing with him. I can see him tagging with Dolph Ziggler and eventually doing an angle where they feud over Maria or something Only a little?
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Post by Perd on Jun 16, 2017 13:00:09 GMT -5
Mike "Perd has only glimpses me in the background of Maria shaking her ass gifs" Bennett
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Post by 1 Free Moon-Down with Burger on Jun 16, 2017 13:27:03 GMT -5
Really hope Maria doesn't come in to do her over the top facial reactions. I feel like all the 'great' heel women performers lately get that praise for pulling crazy faces.
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Post by Phil Parent on Jun 16, 2017 13:32:27 GMT -5
Help an old guy who doesn't watch indies out, I don't know him, what am I missing?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2017 13:35:47 GMT -5
Help an old guy who doesn't watch indies out, I don't know him, what am I missing? Decent talker and decent wrestler who suffers from this set of tiny little problems of being absurdly, painfully boring, lacking any semblance of charisma, and being overpushed everywhere he goes. Pretty solid midcard filler guy but for some reason everyone he works with wants to use him as more than that.
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Post by Talent Name on Jun 16, 2017 14:25:27 GMT -5
Help an old guy who doesn't watch indies out, I don't know him, what am I missing? Decent talker and decent wrestler who suffers from this set of tiny little problems of being absurdly, painfully boring, lacking any semblance of charisma, and being overpushed everywhere he goes. Pretty solid midcard filler guy but for some reason everyone he works with wants to use him as more than that. It's because of who he is married to
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Post by BlahBlah on Jun 16, 2017 14:53:35 GMT -5
Bennett said goodbye to independent wrestling tonight at a show at the XWA Event Center in West Warwick RI, where he has been running a wrestling school for the better part of a year. While he said he wasn't at liberty to say exactly where he is going, he said to keep an eye out this weekend and that Maria would be with him. TIL this school exists like 25 miles from me and that Maria's probably been there hanging around and I didn't learn all this until it was too late to hit on her at a Cumberland Farms or Newbury Comics nearby or something BAH!!!Also, I'm sure someone in this thread said his new WWE name should include "Nickname Forthcoming" already, yes? He was running a wrestling school?!?!? That's absolutely mind-blowing.
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Post by Doctor Of Style on Jun 16, 2017 15:44:18 GMT -5
TIL this school exists like 25 miles from me and that Maria's probably been there hanging around and I didn't learn all this until it was too late to hit on her at a Cumberland Farms or Newbury Comics nearby or something BAH!!!Also, I'm sure someone in this thread said his new WWE name should include "Nickname Forthcoming" already, yes? He was running a wrestling school?!?!? That's absolutely mind-blowing. Who wouldn't want to learn the business from Mike "Plain white bread with a glass of water on the side for dipping" Bennett?
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Post by Final Countdown Jones on Jun 16, 2017 15:51:19 GMT -5
Mike "Last Night's Glass Of Water This Morning" Bennett coming to Smackdown really is a nightmare scenario.
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Post by Wrestling Curmudgeon on Jun 16, 2017 16:00:51 GMT -5
There's no way he can be more boring than Roderick "Plain oatmeal" Strong.
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Post by Heinz Doofenschmirtz on Jun 16, 2017 18:24:47 GMT -5
There's no way he can be more boring than Roderick "Plain oatmeal" Strong. He is. I don't like Roderick 'This is Spicy! Is That Pepper?' Strong but he can at least go in the ring. Mike 'I'm Wrestling's Mike Bennett' Bennett can't even do that.
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Jun 16, 2017 18:43:42 GMT -5
There's no way he can be more boring than Roderick "Plain oatmeal" Strong. He is. I don't like Roderick 'This is Spicy! Is That Pepper?' Strong but he can at least go in the ring. Mike 'I'm Wrestling's Mike Bennett' Bennett can't even do that. To be fair, Bennett's a solid hand in the ring.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2017 19:11:22 GMT -5
...I don't mind Mike "It could be worse" Bennett too much.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2017 19:17:13 GMT -5
the WWE can do better than Mike "Tiger Ali Singh vs. Virgil IronMan Match" Bennett
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Post by Heartbreaker on Jun 16, 2017 19:48:05 GMT -5
Every time this thread gets bumped I want to cry Mike "WWE DIVAS ON FAT WORLD" Bennett This is what I get for laughing at that thread.
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Post by lionheart21 on Jun 16, 2017 20:00:10 GMT -5
While the disdain for Bennett does make me chuckle, I actually do like the guy and really don't understand the absolute hatred(maybe apathy is a better term) for him. The guy is a good hand in the ring and could make for a solid midcarder, but aside from that, the guy's got zero personality.
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Post by lionheart21 on Jun 16, 2017 20:02:14 GMT -5
Help an old guy who doesn't watch indies out, I don't know him, what am I missing? Imagine the discount store version of Randy Orton, minus the legacy and not as talented in the ring. That's Mike Bennett.
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Post by Fade on Jun 16, 2017 20:18:27 GMT -5
I'm just happy Maria will be back. Doubt she'll be playing the bimbo version of her WWE run.
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Post by Dragonfly on Jun 16, 2017 21:19:43 GMT -5
Let me get this out of the way first:
Mike "my favorite game on the Switch is Neo Geo Golf" Bennett.
If he does debut Sunday, could we please temporarily cool it with the meme and the knee-jerk "he is so boring! Don't you find him boring? Of course you do!" stuff for a bit? It makes actually talking about the guy impossible. It's almost to "Curry Man is not Christopher Daniels" levels of conversation killer.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Jun 16, 2017 21:45:04 GMT -5
Help an old guy who doesn't watch indies out, I don't know him, what am I missing? Decent talker and decent wrestler who suffers from this set of tiny little problems of being absurdly, painfully boring, lacking any semblance of charisma, and being overpushed everywhere he goes. Pretty solid midcard filler guy but for some reason everyone he works with wants to use him as more than that. Dude sounds like Barry Horowitz with a push.
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