Hawk Hart
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Sold his organs.
The Best There Is, the Best There Was, and the Best That There Ever Will Be
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Post by Hawk Hart on Apr 26, 2017 12:01:49 GMT -5
"... has brought you compelling documentaries about pimps, ho’s, players, johns, tricks, marks, mark-ass tricks, trick-ass marks, skeezers, skanks, skig-scags, and scallywhops… Now America’s most incredible network gives you another side of the story as we go into the world of the Haters…"
That's right, this is a Chappelle's Show thread. Aw hate, hate, hate, hate, hate.
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Spiderf 4
Patti Mayonnaise
Dedicated 6,666th post to Irontyger
I believe in Joe Hendry.
Posts: 39,835 
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Post by Spiderf 4 on Apr 26, 2017 12:11:38 GMT -5
This thread was posted in '94.
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Post by The Captain on Apr 26, 2017 12:17:33 GMT -5
Game: Blouses.
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Jiren
Patti Mayonnaise
Hearts Bayformers
Posts: 35,163
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Post by Jiren on Apr 26, 2017 12:20:33 GMT -5
CRADLE OF f***ING CIVILIZATION!!!!
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Hawk Hart
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Sold his organs.
The Best There Is, the Best There Was, and the Best That There Ever Will Be
Posts: 15,296
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Post by Hawk Hart on Apr 26, 2017 12:24:00 GMT -5
“If I had my way, I’d never work. I’d just stay home all day, watch Scarface 50 times, eat a turkey sandwich, and have sex all f***ing day. Then I’d dress up like a clown and surprise kids at schools. Then I’d take a dump in the back of a movie theater, and just wait until somebody sat in it. Hear it squish. That’s funny to me. Then I’d paint, and read, and play violin. I’d climb the mountains, and sing the songs that I like to sing. But I don’t got that kind of time.”
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Post by Mrs. Potato Dick on Apr 26, 2017 13:06:03 GMT -5
f*** YO COUCH!
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Jam
Unicron
Spiral out
Posts: 2,934
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Post by Jam on Apr 26, 2017 14:30:28 GMT -5
It makes my dookie twinkle
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Apr 26, 2017 15:42:22 GMT -5
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
Posts: 11,554
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Apr 26, 2017 15:45:37 GMT -5
"There's a lot of differant penis sicknesses out there."
"I got so much puppet ass it could be from anybody."
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Fade
Patti Mayonnaise
Posts: 38,587
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Post by Fade on Apr 26, 2017 15:54:11 GMT -5
"I beat my dick like it owes me money!!"
"Ayo, wrap it up B!"
"Honkey is a racial epithet ..coined by George Jefferson"
"WHAT DID THE FIVE FINGERS SAY TO THE FACE"
"Correction......I had sex with Amy"
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Post by Milkman Norm on Apr 26, 2017 16:12:01 GMT -5
I know what dog food taste like. It taste just like it smells...... delicious.
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Hawk Hart
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Sold his organs.
The Best There Is, the Best There Was, and the Best That There Ever Will Be
Posts: 15,296
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Post by Hawk Hart on Apr 26, 2017 16:14:49 GMT -5
"Ashy Larry, Marcy Projects. Marcy son, what!"
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Rican
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
July 17, 2011 - HHHe called it
Posts: 16,739
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Post by Rican on Apr 26, 2017 16:28:35 GMT -5
"That of course was Beautiful talkin'. On the weekends Beautiful does stunts for Little Richard in gay movies.
First off, I'd like to thank God almighty for giving everyone so much and me so little. I hate you, I hate you, I don't even know you and I hate your guts. I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and no one but you. And as I sip my soda that I'm sure someone spit in, I would just like to say to all of you: kiss my ass, you rotten motherf***ers. Now if you'll excuse me now I'm gonna go home and put some water in Buck Nasty's mama's dish."
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Hawk Hart
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Sold his organs.
The Best There Is, the Best There Was, and the Best That There Ever Will Be
Posts: 15,296
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Post by Hawk Hart on Apr 26, 2017 16:55:03 GMT -5
Can we just appreciate how many f***ing fantastic moments the WacArnold's skit packs into four minutes?
"Hey Calvin, there's a thin line between fries and shakes! Part two. The meanest burger in the world can be the meaaaaaannnnnnest burger in the world, if you cook it that way."
"A glove? What? You f***in' OJ?"
"Bitch! WacArnold's is giving me an opportunity to serve my community and feel responsible for the welfare of my own environment!"
"WacArnold's is tearin' this family apart!"
"If you want some WacArnold's, you gotta go through me! Ya cut off! YA CUT OFF!"
"I'm Calvin around here. Everbody knows I got a job!"
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Post by Mrs. Potato Dick on Apr 26, 2017 18:54:54 GMT -5
Can we just appreciate how many f***ing fantastic moments the WacArnold's skit packs into four minutes? "Hey Calvin, there's a thin line between fries and shakes! Part two. The meanest burger in the world can be the meaaaaaannnnnnest burger in the world, if you cook it that way." "A glove? What? You f***in' OJ?" "Bitch! WacArnold's is giving me an opportunity to serve my community and feel responsible for the welfare of my own environment!" "WacArnold's is tearin' this family apart!" "If you want some WacArnold's, you gotta go through me! Ya cut off! YA CUT OFF!" "I'm Calvin around here. Everbody knows I got a job!" "Hey there goes Calvin. He's making a difference in his community." "Yeah...let's rob his ass." |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 26, 2017 20:30:34 GMT -5
That's not chocolate, it's doo doo baby!
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Post by No Name is needed Bro Beans on Apr 26, 2017 20:36:08 GMT -5
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Rican
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
July 17, 2011 - HHHe called it
Posts: 16,739
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Post by Rican on Apr 26, 2017 21:48:54 GMT -5
"What's wrong with you anyway man?! America don't wanna see us work. They wanna see us live! Hey America, look how Tron is liviiin!"
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Post by Douglas on Apr 26, 2017 21:58:40 GMT -5
IT'S MY BEER!
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
Posts: 31,198
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Apr 26, 2017 22:01:51 GMT -5
Guess who, the Crabs
Your pubes, we'll grab
We wait on bedsheets and toiled seats
Then pinch your nuts
With our feet
The crabs, oh yes, the crabs
The Crabs!
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