crash1984
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Post by crash1984 on Apr 27, 2017 16:56:12 GMT -5
The one posted earlier from Vegas has the same jingle as one in our area who was previously mentioned in one of those "Alabama Lawyer" commercials. Anyway his motto is hurt in a wreck and need a check? Here are a couple of them. These air in our area but they change the number at the end for their local office.
I really wish they had the one from a few years ago where it was set up like they were filming a commercial and was not allowed to say a lot of things. One of the things he was not allowed to say was "If you have had a wreck and the insurance company is jerking you around"
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Post by BorneAgain on Apr 27, 2017 17:01:20 GMT -5
Does anyone have a variation of this their area?
*Various sleazy businessmen talk about how they can win the case till they mention who the attorney is*
Glasses Businessman: Its the law offices of Keller & Keller
*Serious bell noise*
White haired businessman: Keller & Keller?! We'd better settle.
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Post by Sephiroth on Apr 27, 2017 17:36:33 GMT -5
i can't imagine why these stopped popping up  |
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Apr 27, 2017 19:28:26 GMT -5
A commercial promoting Massachusetts based Sokolove Law.
As a guy who has been doing stand up for a decade plus and has watched it since middle school, I don't get why Jim Sokolove thinks stand up and late night talk show monologues are full of street jokes about lawyers. Usually any jokes about lawyers tend to be very specific about the latest high profile trial or if a stand up had a contentious divorce. Odd that he ends the commercial by saying "if you want laughs, watch late night TV". Then why is the commercial parodying a prime time sitcom? Sure, you can see reruns of Seinfeld late at night, on independent stations and local affiliates of networks that don't have late night talk shows.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2017 19:30:33 GMT -5
You can't watch 15 minutes of any early morning news program in Chicago without 10 of these bastards popping up.
Here's Glen Lerner, another "Get in a wreck? Collect a check!" guy.
I find it funny his phone number was once how you got in touch with the Chicago Tribune classifieds.
Edit: Go up and down 80/94 here and the billboards are either lawyers or strip joints.
There's one guy named Allen who used the same photo of himself for like 40 years. HE JUST CHANGED IT LAST YEAR!
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Post by Dragonfly on Apr 27, 2017 22:07:27 GMT -5
From Pittsburgh:
My dad and brother are obsessed with these ads. There's also a radio spot where Mark Madden spouts off all of Enzo and Big Cass' catchphrases.
A classic, also from Pittsburgh:
...And this is one of the tamer ads.
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Post by Alucard on Apr 27, 2017 22:09:59 GMT -5
A local lawyer lady has a billboard that says, "Ever Tried Arguing With A Woman?" Found this on Google, is this it?  That's her. |
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Post by Alucard on Apr 27, 2017 22:11:23 GMT -5
We have Jim Adler, The Texas Hammer. I just assume he is perpetually yelling.
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Post by mizerable on Apr 27, 2017 22:55:42 GMT -5
This is the greatest thing I've ever seen. |
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Post by ToyfareMark on Apr 27, 2017 23:22:56 GMT -5
This dude totally thinks he's the shit.
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on May 9, 2017 15:51:45 GMT -5
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Post by StuntGranny® on May 9, 2017 15:54:38 GMT -5
So this garbage at my Aunt's house a week or so ago. Alabama, everyone!
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Post by Rican on May 9, 2017 16:04:43 GMT -5
We have Jim Adler, The Texas Hammer. I just assume he is perpetually yelling. I came in here to post The Texas Hammer. I love that guy. |
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Post by edgestar on May 9, 2017 16:17:32 GMT -5
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Post by Rave on May 9, 2017 16:30:10 GMT -5
The CW network I get is broadcast out of DC. I don't know about the evening programming, but the daytime shows are infested with these. There's at least 3-4 different ones airing every commercial break, with the most annoying being one Mike Slocumb. His commercials air twice every commercial break with several different ones, from Progressive parodies to comic book parodies to William Shatner.
Go away already.
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Post by wildojinx on May 9, 2017 20:31:18 GMT -5
i can't imagine why these stopped popping up Looks like a new pro wrestling stable. Why is everyone but that one woman in the middle wearing a hat? |
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Post by Spiderf 4 on May 9, 2017 20:35:25 GMT -5
i can't imagine why these stopped popping up Looks like P Diddy's next attempt at a group. |
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Post by Spiderf 4 on May 9, 2017 20:42:05 GMT -5
A commercial promoting Massachusetts based Sokolove Law. As a guy who has been doing stand up for a decade plus and has watched it since middle school, I don't get why Jim Sokolove thinks stand up and late night talk show monologues are full of street jokes about lawyers. Usually any jokes about lawyers tend to be very specific about the latest high profile trial or if a stand up had a contentious divorce. Odd that he ends the commercial by saying "if you want laughs, watch late night TV". Then why is the commercial parodying a prime time sitcom? Sure, you can see reruns of Seinfeld late at night, on independent stations and local affiliates of networks that don't have late night talk shows. I find these commercials decent enough. I did think to myself that there aren't as many lawyer jokes on late night shows anymore, but I know Leno did a fair amount of them. Though these days, a good 50% of late night jokes are about that one orange guy. >_> |
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Post by Mrs. Potato Dick on May 9, 2017 21:43:43 GMT -5
i can't imagine why these stopped popping up Looks like P Diddy's next attempt at a group. From left to right, it's Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan and Dylan. |
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Post by Alucard on May 10, 2017 21:49:59 GMT -5
We have Jim Adler, The Texas Hammer. I just assume he is perpetually yelling. I came in here to post The Texas Hammer. I love that guy. HE HAMMERS EM! |
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