Lt. Palumbo
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Lt. Palumbo on Apr 28, 2017 12:51:48 GMT -5
The promos for this are going to be some cringeworthy gold.
"Brock Lesnar, at WWE Great Balls of Fire, I will take that WWE Universal Title from you"
Try to imagine anyone saying that clunky mess and it not sounding awkward as hell.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Apr 28, 2017 12:52:40 GMT -5
I now wanna see someone cut an absolutely serious, stone-faced promo where they have to namedrop this. And you KNOW it'll be Roman Reigns. Better yet, Brock is going to be on this show, so you know Heyman is going to have to sell this unique PPV name.
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lionheart21
Patti Mayonnaise
Once did a thing...
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Post by lionheart21 on Apr 28, 2017 12:54:34 GMT -5
And you KNOW it'll be Roman Reigns. Better yet, Brock is going to be on this show, so you know Heyman is going to have to sell this unique PPV name. "At Great Balls of Fire, when my client, BROCK LESNAR, steps foot into that ring, there's gonna be a Whole Lotta Suplexin' Going On."
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Post by Thunderbolt on Apr 28, 2017 13:06:54 GMT -5
"Oh July 9th, at the Longest Running Weekly Episodic TV show exclusive Pay Per View appropriately titled Great Balls of Fire, my client, Brock Lesnar, is going to tear your balls off in the first ever "Kill Them or f*** Them" match!"
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Apr 28, 2017 13:11:00 GMT -5
WWE presents: Pinball Wizard WWE presents: Stairway to Heaven WWE presents: Back in the USSR WWE presents: Welcome to the Jungle WWE presents: Sherman with a Balloon
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
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Post by bob on Apr 28, 2017 13:12:29 GMT -5
all I have to say is that I love this place
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Post by xxshoyuweeniexx on Apr 28, 2017 13:15:06 GMT -5
I now wanna see someone cut an absolutely serious, stone-faced promo where they have to namedrop this. And you KNOW it'll be Roman Reigns. Babygurl, when I cock this fist at Great Balls, it's gonna explode all over your insides.
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Perd
Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
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Post by Perd on Apr 28, 2017 13:18:01 GMT -5
I love it so much, that I want all PPV names to be derivatives of this. I can't wait for WWE: Tremendous Orbs of Flame.
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Nikki Heyman
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Apr 28, 2017 13:19:45 GMT -5
And the first CW-only PPV "In the Air Tonight"
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Apr 28, 2017 13:20:34 GMT -5
Lacky: Err Mr McMahon, Taylor Swift's people just rang, and it's a no for using Bad Blood as the PPV theme song. Vince: err then screw her, we will use something else then ... Something from my collection. Go to my record player and tell me what's currently on the turntable.
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Post by MrElijah on Apr 28, 2017 13:22:19 GMT -5
So.....who's Corpsing first? And the New Day must be pissed they aren't apart of this.
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Post by edgestar on Apr 28, 2017 13:22:48 GMT -5
And the first CW-only PPV "In the Air Tonight" I've been waiting for this PPV... for all my life.
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Dragonfly
Samurai Cop
...is no Barry Windham.
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Post by Dragonfly on Apr 28, 2017 13:26:17 GMT -5
I think we should also talk about the fact that Hard Justice finally isn't the lewdest PPV name ever. Get shit on, TNA. It's time once again for "purposefully disturb a non-wrestling fan!" Person 1: "So... What are you planning to do this weekend?" Person 2: "Well, I'm going to start by watching Hard Justice, followed immediately by Heat Wave and Hardcore Justice. If time allows I might pop in One Night Stand or even Hardcore Justice 2: One Night Only if I'm feeling masochistic. I'm just working my way to Great Balls of Fire."
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FinalGwen
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Particularly fond of muffins.
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Post by FinalGwen on Apr 28, 2017 13:30:45 GMT -5
Y'know I'm just glad that Vince hasn't been watching mid 90s British comedy, discovered "Goodness Gracious Me" and decided to repackage Jinder.
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PKO
King Koopa
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Post by PKO on Apr 28, 2017 13:33:08 GMT -5
Funny, yes, but this is embarrassingly bad.
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Perd
Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
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Post by Perd on Apr 28, 2017 13:33:39 GMT -5
This is trending on Twitter. So WWE probably already considers this a runaway success.
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Post by Gerard Gerard on Apr 28, 2017 13:35:02 GMT -5
two things:
1. Daniel Bryan would've never have been able to say this without corpsing.
2. I can't wait 'til Bryan gets back on Talking Smack. Might as well just have an episode of Bryan going off on the "Great Balls of Fire" name.
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Post by disorganisedchaos v:2 on Apr 28, 2017 13:39:09 GMT -5
I already know what I'll end up focussing on when I see any ppv news I read over the next couple of months.
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Nikki Heyman
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Apr 28, 2017 13:39:24 GMT -5
I think we should also talk about the fact that Hard Justice finally isn't the lewdest PPV name ever. Get shit on, TNA. It's time once again for "purposefully disturb a non-wrestling fan!" Person 1: "So... What are you planning to do this weekend?" Person 2: "Well, I'm going to start by watching Hard Justice, followed immediately by Heat Wave and Hardcore Justice. If time allows I might pop in One Night Stand or even Hardcore Justice 2: One Night Only if I'm feeling masochistic. I'm just working my way to Great Balls of Fire." "VINCE IS STILL STEALING FROM ME!"
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Post by Deleted on Apr 28, 2017 13:45:44 GMT -5
I cannot wait for WWE: Chocolate Starfish and the following month's ppv, WWE: Hot Dog Favored Water.
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