denna5
Mephisto
The gentle beating of mighty wings.
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Post by denna5 on May 9, 2017 4:13:22 GMT -5
So I wasn't even aware of a wife so I am just going to assume that we have some sort of arranged marriage that is also open since I have never met this woman. I hope that you two had a good time together and that you treated her the way she deserves to be treated.
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on May 9, 2017 4:33:49 GMT -5
Wait till I tell my husband!
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Post by Zombie Mod on May 9, 2017 4:46:23 GMT -5
I did wonder who that woman was that's living in my house.
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Fundertaker
Vegeta
Hideo Kojima should direct every ending ever!
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Post by Fundertaker on May 9, 2017 4:59:40 GMT -5
Oh yeah!? Well, the jerk store called...
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on May 9, 2017 5:15:20 GMT -5
I told you already, that's not my wife. that's Martin Shkreli's wife. I was just saying hello to her.
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Post by willywonka666 on May 9, 2017 6:24:17 GMT -5
I wouldn't brag-she isn't
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Post by The Barber on May 9, 2017 6:54:05 GMT -5
Wait till I tell my husband! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Post by The Barber on May 9, 2017 7:00:23 GMT -5
YOU HOMEWRECKER!  |
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Post by The Thread Barbi on May 9, 2017 9:07:25 GMT -5
Jokes on you. I was at your house, eating your peas, straight out of the tin! |
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on May 9, 2017 9:25:54 GMT -5
Choose your weapon, not that it matters, for you will die at sunset.
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on May 9, 2017 9:29:18 GMT -5
You slept with my wife? Pfft, that's like throwing a golf pencil down the Mississippi River.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on May 9, 2017 12:09:15 GMT -5
Honestly bro, she slept with half the people I know. Have at it.
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fw91
Patti Mayonnaise
FAN Idol All-Star: FAN Idol Season X and *Gavel* 2x Judges' Throwdown winner
Tribe has spoken for 2024 Mets
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Post by fw91 on May 9, 2017 12:27:40 GMT -5
Well she is a dirty dirty tramp. Nevertheless, you are disqualified from the academic decathalon.
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Post by Mrs. Potato Dick on May 9, 2017 12:56:59 GMT -5
My wife sure gets around. You, George Costanza...hell, she was even with that Amos boy, Seth.
(god I hope someone gets this)
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SmashTV
Dennis Stamp
Big Money, Big Prizes, I Love It!
The Excellence of Allocation
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Post by SmashTV on May 9, 2017 14:08:28 GMT -5
You slept with my wifi? No wonder it's on the fritz!
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on May 9, 2017 14:56:46 GMT -5
Jokes on you. I was at your house, eating your peas, straight out of the tin! Full of country goodness and green peaness. Wait that's terrible... |
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Post by Deleted on May 9, 2017 15:04:27 GMT -5
It's good to know the necrophiliacs announce themselves now.....
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Post by The Thread Barbi on May 9, 2017 15:12:21 GMT -5
Jokes on you. I was at your house, eating your peas, straight out of the tin! Full of country goodness and green peaness. Wait that's terrible... After he's finished with my wife, what will he have to accompany his dinner? Nothing I tell you, nothing! |
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Post by BorneAgain on May 9, 2017 16:36:15 GMT -5
My spouse is cheating on me? Only one way to respond:
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