FAN , how can we appeal to the Kids Demographics?

[Futureraven: Beelzebruv]

May 20, 2017 16:14:31 GMT -5 G✇JI☈A said:

Let's just do what Hollywood does.

We will add themes with stuff the Mods liked from their childhood.. and each thread will end with everyone dancing to 'Feel like Dancing' by The Bee Gees or a Smash Mouth song.

A Smash Mouth cover of "Feel Like Dancing"! You're a genius!

[Ultimo Gallos]

Kids seem to like badly animated shows designed to sell toys. So FAN needs a bad cartoon with cheaply made toys. Maybe something like My Little Smark:FAN is Magic.

[Blindkarevik]

Tell them FAN stands for "Fidget spinners Are Numerous"... by the time they realize there are no fidget spinners are here, they will notice a spot on the forum dedicated to "Reaction videos to finding no fidget spinners" they'll be so sucked in, they'll be powerless!

[OVO 40 hunched over like he 80]

May 20, 2017 12:18:20 GMT -5 Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 said:

Offer free pizza, waterslides, and dress up OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 as Santa Claus every Christmas...

I'm gonna need moonshine and two hookers as the santa's helpers

[Gopher Mod]

May 19, 2017 13:14:37 GMT -5 Zombie Mod said:

Cornfed asked this question, I suggested fire.

now I'm not allowed to talk at mod meetings.

I'm sorry, but the correct answer is napalm.










Napalm.

[MrBRulzOK]

May 20, 2017 17:17:36 GMT -5 Ultimo Gallos said:

Kids seem to like badly animated shows designed to sell toys. So FAN needs a bad cartoon with cheaply made toys. Maybe something like My Little Smark:FAN is Magic.

Not bad, but let's go one step further. Nowadays it seems really terrible cartoons that violate copyrights left and right that feature things like sexual harassment, characters violently dying, and other kid-friendly situations are all the rage. We can even name this stuff after things people would actually be interested in and post it on Youtube to fool people into thinking they are going to watch a quality product instead of our slapped together, barely animated cartoons filled with the same twelve stock sound effects repeated ad-naseum.

[G✇JI☈A]

We can reboot the forum, so it's dark age gritty.

Some of our origin stories could be told. We can call it the

FAN-4-RUM

[The Legend of Groose]

Freakin' Awesome Network GO! Kids will love it but people older and outside the target demographic will complain about it.