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Post by chrom on Jul 27, 2023 12:57:48 GMT -5
Amish Roadkill: Tis a fine barn, but sure is no pool English.
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Post by chrom on Aug 12, 2023 11:14:17 GMT -5
Jey Uso after quitting: That's for employing me for thirteen years!
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Post by chrom on Aug 20, 2023 17:02:37 GMT -5
*Doink sees his line of merchandise*
Doink: Man, look at all this crap with my face on it!
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Post by chrom on Oct 15, 2023 17:17:05 GMT -5
*Shawn Michaels is doing a stretcher job when he sits up and yawns*
Michaels: Haven't you won the Monday Night War yet?
Henry O' Godwinn: Duh hey! You said you was dead!
Michael: Yes...dead tired, but I'm quite refreshed now thank you!
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Oct 18, 2023 16:41:58 GMT -5
*Shawn Michaels is doing a stretcher job when he sits up and yawns* Michaels: Haven't you won the Monday Night War yet? Henry O' Godwinn: Duh hey! You said you was dead! Michael: Yes...dead tired, but I'm quite refreshed now thank you! I just wanna say, this was absolutely worth the bump. Great work
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Post by chrom on Oct 18, 2023 16:49:45 GMT -5
Corporal Kirchner: Um, if anyone sees a grenade without a pin, it's mine.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Nov 8, 2023 12:43:04 GMT -5
*Dave Meltzer eulogizing CM Punk’s wrestling career*
Meltzer: Although, you know…though I started my career...several years before Punk, so...you know, I could never really have learned anything...directly from him...still, I think, in a way…in a very meaningful way…that, uh…that I…uh…uh…all of us…have, uh…have learned from him. You know, that is, by being, uh, on television for…for…for so many years. Even…even though...you know, m…many of us, we…we didn't…we didn't watch his show. Th…thank you.
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Nov 9, 2023 15:46:54 GMT -5
*Dave Meltzer eulogizing CM Punk’s wrestling career* Meltzer: Although, you know…though I started my career...several years before Punk, so...you know, I could never really have learned anything...directly from him...still, I think, in a way…in a very meaningful way…that, uh…that I…uh…uh…all of us…have, uh…have learned from him. You know, that is, by being, uh, on television for…for…for so many years. Even…even though...you know, m…many of us, we…we didn't…we didn't watch his show. Th…thank you. God, this is just... so perfect
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Post by lionheart21 on Nov 9, 2023 16:41:11 GMT -5
*Dave Meltzer eulogizing CM Punk’s wrestling career* Meltzer: Although, you know…though I started my career...several years before Punk, so...you know, I could never really have learned anything...directly from him...still, I think, in a way…in a very meaningful way…that, uh…that I…uh…uh…all of us…have, uh…have learned from him. You know, that is, by being, uh, on television for…for…for so many years. Even…even though...you know, m…many of us, we…we didn't…we didn't watch his show. Th…thank you. Dax Harwood: *wipes away tear*
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Nov 10, 2023 7:51:39 GMT -5
Old times cartoon: *Shane Douglas runs afoul of a Boy Toy*
Tom Phillips: watch out, Shane, he's a Sexy Boy!!!
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Post by Spider2024 on Nov 17, 2023 10:09:50 GMT -5
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Post by MiLB Fan on Nov 18, 2023 19:06:08 GMT -5
Ken - Aren’t we forgetting something, Becky? You were down $700.
Becky - But Mr. Jennings, I—
Ken - I asked you before the game if you knew the rules and you said you did. Judges?
Roux - Run, Mom!
Judge - She ain’t getting the home version.
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Post by chrom on Nov 18, 2023 19:20:50 GMT -5
Doink: These Doink brand balloons cost three bucks each. What happens if you get a bad one? It goes off, takes out the eyes of every kid in the room! What's that gonna cost ya? Hey Bill, what did that cost us?
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Post by RI Richmark on Nov 26, 2023 0:38:18 GMT -5
CM Punk faces the media in his first press conference since returning to WWE:
Reporter Mr. Punk, did you assault Jack Perry?
Punk: Of course not. I love each and every thing on God's green earth.
Reporter: So, you would _never_ lose your temper over something as trivial like if Ruffels are chips or crips?
Punk: They're chips! CHIPS! I'll kill you! I'll kill all of you, especially those of you on the Endeavor Board of Directors!
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Post by "Cane Dewey" Johnson on Nov 26, 2023 1:17:02 GMT -5
CM Punk faces the media in his first press conference since returning to WWE:Reporter Mr. Punk, did you assault Jack Perry? Punk: Of course not. I love each and every thing on God's green earth. Reporter: So, you would _never_ lose your temper over something as trivial like if Ruffels are chips or crips? Punk: They're chips! CHIPS! I'll kill you! I'll kill all of you, especially those of you on the Endeavor Board of Directors!
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Dec 13, 2023 9:52:04 GMT -5
The night after Survivor Series
Jey Uso: (on the phone with Sami Zayn) Ya Uce, Judgment Day sure did Yeet last night. They just plain Yeet. I've seen teams Yeet before but they were the Yeetest bunch of Yeets to ever Yeet!
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Post by wildojinx on Dec 13, 2023 15:01:06 GMT -5
A young female NXT fan has a talking Thea Hail doll:
"Thea Hail steps up to the mic to address the NXT fans, what statement will she make?"
Doll: I wish they taught shopping at Chase U
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Post by RI Richmark on Dec 14, 2023 21:25:11 GMT -5
Duke Hudson confronts Andre Chase about his gambling:
Duke: [grabbing Chase] Yer gotta redda kid forrad yarrar!
Chase: Duke, what is it? Slow down!
Duke: [slowly, but still furious] J'yer gedda ferda redderarrar.
Chase: Think before you say each word.
Duke: You broke a promise to your student.
Chase: What?
Duke: You promised Thea to help her with her figure four. You made her cry. Then I cried. Then Jacy laughed -- she's such a little trooper.
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Post by clc on Dec 16, 2023 9:44:10 GMT -5
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Dec 26, 2023 6:41:21 GMT -5
CM Punk: Dear Meltzer, there are too many Starks these days. Please eliminate three. I am *not* a crackpot.
(Courtesy of one of my partners)
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