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Post by wildojinx on Aug 22, 2017 20:04:59 GMT -5
Welcome to the final day of these Olympics, brought to you by WWE Ice Cream Bars. Vince is shown smoking having lost millions after his rigged game plan backfired Vince: You people are Pigs! *sobs hysterically* I personally, am going to spit on every 50th ice cream! CM Punk: I like those odds
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Post by Spider2024 on Aug 23, 2017 9:20:32 GMT -5
"Well, I can tell the difference between Wesley Blake and Buddy Murphy." "No you can't Mr. Simpson, no one can."
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Post by wildojinx on Aug 23, 2017 11:09:25 GMT -5
"And now there's a beach ball in the ring, and cesaro and sheamus are discussing which one of them is going to destroy it"
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Post by chrom on Aug 24, 2017 22:50:53 GMT -5
Ric: The girls of the Internet, I'd go online with them anyday.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 25, 2017 13:30:50 GMT -5
Gable: Hello Jason, where have you been? Jordan: playing with Ellsworth Gable: No you haven't, you've been out gallivanting around with that Flossie of a father of yours haven't you? haven't you? look at me Jordan: Chad, it just kinda happened you're taking this too hard Gable: how would you like me to take it? go ahead Jason have your fun, i'll be waiting for you, i'm sorry i can't do it Jordan: Well what will you do? Gable: Oh you'll see
Bryan: and what are your reasons for wanting a tag team partner Gable: (Don't say revenge) er revenge (that's it i'm getting out of here)
Benjamin: Do you have a spot for me? ok, i'll be back in an hour Gable: I'll take him, do you have him in Blonde?
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Post by RI Richmark on Aug 26, 2017 1:53:00 GMT -5
Adam Cole visits WWE headquarters:
Triple H: Adam, we want you to sign your to a contract and send you to NXT.
Cole: Wow, at last my pathetic little life has a meaning. Hee hee, you suckers I woulda wrestled for free.
Vince McMahon: Fine, wrestle for free!
Cole: D'oh! Well, I'll still do it. Hehe, suckers, I would have paid you.
Vince: Fine, pay us!
Cole: D'oh! Will you take a check?
Vince: No.
Cole: Fine. (reaches into his wallet and hands Vince some cash)
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Aug 26, 2017 20:24:00 GMT -5
OK I used this in the SNES Mini thread... and it may be out of date. But here you go. Pretend it's January.
Fan: Hey Mr McMahon, can we have Cena vs Undertaker for Wrestlemania? Other Fan: We'll give you money! Vince: I told you earlier... NO! (Slams door) Vince: Hey this gives me an idea.
Later on WWE.com: Roman Reigns v Undertaker announced for Wrestlemania... also Cena & Nikki v Miz & Maryse.
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Post by Beets by Schrute on Aug 26, 2017 20:32:30 GMT -5
*Trying to get the Rock appear to at Wrestlemania 33*
The Rock: Well, I can have that weekend off and but it won't be cheap. *writes down price on note card* Here is how much it will cost.
Vince: Interesting. Here is my counter offer. *writes "Do It for Free."*
Rock: hahaha---Get out.
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Post by chrom on Sept 6, 2017 18:04:30 GMT -5
Kurt: White guys are named Charlie while Black guys are named Shelton
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Post by fg on Sept 6, 2017 21:50:52 GMT -5
(Roman Reigns is climbing a rope. People are hacking him.)
Roman: "If this was on Raw, I know that the fans will be cheering me on."
(A pause.)
Roman: "Boy, am I delirious."
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Post by SCCB Was Told To Do Steroids on Sept 6, 2017 23:33:10 GMT -5
Doctor: Here's the door to your body, see? And these are oversized novelty germs. That's influenza, that's bronchitis, and this cute little cuddle-bug is [cirrhosis]. Here's what happens when they all try to get through the door at once. Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo. Move it, chowderhead. We call it, "Three Stooges Syndrome". Ric Flair: So what you're saying is, I'm indestructible. Doctor: Oh, no, no, in fact, even slight breeze could... Ric Flair: Indestructible
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Post by chrom on Sept 12, 2017 18:53:28 GMT -5
Tyson Kidd: Stuck up Los Ingobernables punks! Think they're too good for me
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Post by chrom on Sept 15, 2017 19:09:44 GMT -5
Austin: I swore to never read a book again after To Kill a Mockingbird gave me no useful advice to kill Mockingbirds! It did teach me not to judge people by their skin color, but what good does that do me?
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Sept 18, 2017 18:30:03 GMT -5
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Post by Spider2024 on Sept 18, 2017 20:33:15 GMT -5
IT'S ME, AUSTIN!
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Post by chrom on Sept 21, 2017 13:57:53 GMT -5
Austin: To Alcohol! The cause...and solution to all of life's problems!
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Sept 21, 2017 17:13:26 GMT -5
Emma: Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark
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Post by schizo on Sept 21, 2017 19:50:47 GMT -5
Scott Hall: To Alcohol! The cause...and solution to all of life's problems!
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Post by Welfare Willis on Sept 22, 2017 0:18:44 GMT -5
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Post by lionheart21 on Sept 23, 2017 20:25:26 GMT -5
Ivory: "I don't think we're talking about love here. We are talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N!"
Enzo: "Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down!"
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