chrom
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Post by chrom on Feb 7, 2018 20:52:06 GMT -5
Announcer: Society put Brock Lesnar away for his crimes. He's paid his debt and now he's going to get revenge, on The Miz
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chrom
Backup Wench
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Post by chrom on Feb 9, 2018 12:55:50 GMT -5
Sandman: You'll never get me in a ring, wrestling causes brain damage. *Chugs can of Varnish*
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Post by MrElijah on Feb 9, 2018 13:06:17 GMT -5
*HHH walks into catering now 15 Feet tall and made of Gold*
Michael Cole: Hey Hunter, did you get a new haircut or something?
HHH: LOOK CLOSER MICHAEL.
Cole: Oh my, you're the largest man in the world and made of gold!
HHH: FOURTEEN KARAT GOLD!!
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HHH: GET OUT OF HERE OLD MAN, I'M RUNNING THINGS NOW.
Vince: All Hail, The King of Kings!
*A now Giant HHH towers over the city wearing various World Title belts and wearing the King of the Ring crown*
HHH: HAHAHAHA!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Feb 9, 2018 14:00:31 GMT -5
Radio DJ: All right, this is dedicated to AJ Styles, with the message, "I am going to beat you at Wrestlemania slowly and painfully."
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
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Post by Push R Truth on Feb 9, 2018 14:13:57 GMT -5
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Feb 9, 2018 14:25:50 GMT -5
Mason Ryan: Greetings, good man. Might I trouble you for a match?
Vince: Oh, get out of here, Batista!
Mason: Batista? Who is Batista? My name is Mason Ryan. I...AUGH!
Mason Ryan is tossed/thrown out of WWE, where he lies unconscious on the street.
Batista: (Gasps) "Oh my God! This man is my exact double!" (Gasps) That kid has a basketball! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY FRIEND"
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Post by crowley1986 on Feb 9, 2018 14:42:26 GMT -5
Linda on hearing the relaunch of the XFL : Of all the crazy ideas you've had, this one ranks somewhere in the middle
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Post by DJ Maniak on Feb 9, 2018 16:27:05 GMT -5
*HHH walks into catering now 15 Feet tall and made of Gold* Michael Cole: Hey Hunter, did you get a new haircut or something? HHH: LOOK CLOSER MICHAEL. Cole: Oh my, you're the largest man in the world and made of gold! HHH: FOURTEEN KARAT GOLD!! ---------- HHH: GET OUT OF HERE OLD MAN, I'M RUNNING THINGS NOW. Vince: All Hail, The King of Kings! *A now Giant HHH towers over the city wearing various World Title belts and wearing the King of the Ring crown* HHH: HAHAHAHA!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! There's a picture of that last bit online. Here ya go.
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TGM
Hank Scorpio
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Post by TGM on Feb 9, 2018 17:28:53 GMT -5
Feel like I'm the only one that's contributed to this thread this year. Oh wait! I am! I'm literally crying with laughter at this thing.
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Post by MrElijah on Feb 11, 2018 12:21:18 GMT -5
*A sick Ambrose is laying in bed*
Dean: Sand....which.
*Flashback to WWE Picnic*
Apollo: Boy, we barely made a dent into that 10 foot Hogie!
Dean: I'll give it a good home.
*back on the couch*
Renee: You've been eating that thing for a week! I think the mayonnaise is starting to turn.
Dean: Two more feet and I can fit it in the fridge.
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Reene(holding rotting sandwich): I found this behind the radiator. I think you need to throw it away.
Dean: Suggestion noted! *Reene walks away and Dean eats sandwich some more*
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Dean(now sick in bed): Reene, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich.
Renee: Are you going to eat it?
Dean:...............yes.
*Renee throws sandwich into garbage.*
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Post by crowley1986 on Feb 11, 2018 19:27:24 GMT -5
IRS: There's only two kinds of guys who wear Hawaiian shirts: gay guys and big fat party animals. And Bray doesn't look like a big fat party animal to me!
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Post by DJ Maniak on Feb 13, 2018 19:31:05 GMT -5
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Post by DJ Maniak on Feb 22, 2018 19:06:11 GMT -5
Me again? OK.
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chrom
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Post by chrom on Feb 22, 2018 19:28:31 GMT -5
Me again? OK. I don't understand, Dave Meltzer went insane after Morsaca/Sharmell
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chrom
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Post by chrom on Mar 6, 2018 13:53:30 GMT -5
*Doink The Clown enters recording studio*
Doink: Alright you poindexters let's get this right. One: Hey Hey Kids! I'm Talking Doink Two: Here comes Dink! Again, Here comes Dink. Dink. Three: HoHoHoHaHaHa! Bada bing Bada boom I'm done.
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Post by RI Richmark on Mar 6, 2018 20:08:51 GMT -5
There's a party backstage at Smackdown:
Tom Phillips: Happy Rusev Day, everyone!
Byron Saxton: Come on, Tom, Rusev and Aiden just invented this holiday to sell merchandise.
Corey Graves: Saxon, don't you ruin another Rusev Day!
Phillips: For you Corey.
Corey: A 2017 Rusev action figure. They didn't have the 2018 figure?
Phillips: It's the same basic figure, Corey.
Corey: [dejected] I guess. [turns the figure facing away from him.]
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chrom
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Post by chrom on Mar 13, 2018 14:47:55 GMT -5
Second Doink appears in a match and interferes.
Heenan: I'm seeing double, four Doinks!
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Spider2024
Patti Mayonnaise
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I believe in Joe Hendry.
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Post by Spider2024 on Mar 16, 2018 12:20:21 GMT -5
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Push R Truth
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Post by Push R Truth on Mar 16, 2018 12:54:29 GMT -5
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chrom
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Post by chrom on Apr 9, 2018 18:30:42 GMT -5
Advertising The WWE Network
Vince: Our monthly price is so low, you'd think I've suffered brain damage!
Shane: You are certified and licensed by the government to make your own network aren't you Mr. McMahon?
Vince: ...Shut up boy.
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