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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Nov 24, 2006 2:22:23 GMT -5
jake is this a lady, or a *ahem*lady? Good question. It's always a smart idea to ask this when Jake posts pics. |
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Post by mcclanahan on Nov 24, 2006 2:23:01 GMT -5
jake is this a lady, or a *ahem*lady? let me put it this way, she stopped doing porn because she got pregnant |
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Nov 24, 2006 2:23:03 GMT -5
Awesome. I love this song and the Disturbed cover. |
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Post by The Raven on Nov 24, 2006 2:23:41 GMT -5
No. Phil Collins is greatness and so is Genesis. Now post In the Air Tonight or you are dead to me. |
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Post by The Line on Nov 24, 2006 2:24:30 GMT -5
jake is this a lady, or a *ahem*lady? let me put it this way, she stopped doing porn because she got pregnant ok. that answers it. |
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Post by Chilly McFreeze on Nov 24, 2006 2:24:57 GMT -5
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Post by Hulk With A Mustache on Nov 24, 2006 2:25:32 GMT -5
let me put it this way, she stopped doing porn because she got pregnant ok. that answers it. Yeah, that's a woman. I know because I did some "checking." ;D |
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Post by mcclanahan on Nov 24, 2006 2:26:03 GMT -5
I remember everything!
I remember every little thing as if it happened only yesterday.
I was barely seventeen and I once killed a boy with a Fender guitar
I don't remember if it was a Telecaster or a Stratocaster,
but I do remember that it had a heart of chrome and a voice like a horny angel!
I don't remember if it was a Telecaster or a Stratocaster,
but I do remember that it wasn't at all easy.
It required the perfect combination of the correct power chords,
and the precise angle from which to strike.
The guitar bled for a week afterward and the blood was - ooh -
dark and rich like wild berries.
The blood of the guitar was Chuck Berry red.
The guitar bled for about a week afterward but it rung out beautifully,
and I was able to play notes that I had never even heard before.
So, I took my guitar and I smashed it against the wall,
I smashed it against the floor,
I smashed it against the body of a varsity cheerleader,
I smashed it against the hood of a car,
I smashed it against a 1981 Harley Davidson.
The Harley howled in pain.
The guitar howled in heat.
And I ran up the stairs to my parents' bedroom.
Mommy and Daddy were sleeping in the moonlight.
Slowly I opened the door, creeping in the shadows,
right up to the foot of their bed.
I raised the guitar high above my head,
and just as I was about to bring the guitar crashing down upon the centre of the bed,
my father woke up screaming:
"Stop! Wait a minute! Stop it boy! What do you think you're doing?
That's no way to treat an expensive musical instrument!"
And I said "God dammit Daddy! You know I love you,
but you've got a hell of a lot to learn about rock and roll!"
I know that I will never be politically correct
And I don't give a damn about my lack of etiquette
As far as I'm concerned the world could still be flat
And if the thrill is gone, then it's time to take it back!
If the thrill is gone, then it's time to take it back!
Who am I? Why am I here?
Forget the questions! Someone gimme another beer!
What's the meaning of life? What's the meaning of it all?
You gotta learn to dance before you learn to crawl!
You gotta learn to dance before you learn to crawl!
So sign up all you raw recruits
Throw away those designer suits
You got your weapons cocked and your targets in your sight
There's a party raging somewhere in the world
You gotta serve your country, gotta service your girl
You're all enlisted in the armies of the night
And I ain't in it for the power,
and I ain't in it for my health
I ain't in it for the glory of anything at all,
and I sure ain't in it for the wealth
But I'm in it 'till it's over and I just can't stop
If you wanna get it done, you gotta do it yourself,
and I like my music like I like my life
Everything louder than everything else!
Everything louder than everything else!
Everything louder than - everything else!
Everything louder than everything else!
Everything louder than everything else!
Everything louder than - everything else!
(wasted youth - wasted youth, ah)
(wasted youth - wasted youth, ah)
They got a file on me and it's a mile long and they say that they got all of the proof,
that I'm just another case of arrested development and just another wasted youth
They say that I'm in need of some radical discipline, they say I gotta face the truth,
that I'm just another case of arrested development and just another wasted youth
They say I'm wild and I'm reckless
I should be acting my age
I'm an impressionable child in a tumultuous world,
and they say I'm at a difficult stage
But it seems to me to the contrary, of all the crap they're going to put on the page,
that a wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age!
A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age!
A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age!
A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age!
A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age!
(louder, louder, louder, louder, louder!)
If you want my views of hist'ry, then there's something you should know;
the three men I admire most are Curly, Larry and Moe!
If you don't worry about the future, sooner or later it's the past
And if they say the thrill is gone, then it's time to take it back
If the thrill is gone, then it's time to take it back!
So sign up all you raw recruits
Throw away those two-bit suits
You got your weapons cocked and your targets in your sight
There's a party raging somewhere in the world
You gotta serve your country, gotta service your girl
You're all inducted in the armies of the night
And I ain't in it for the power,
and I ain't in it for my health
I ain't in it for the glory of anything at all,
and I sure ain't in it for the wealth
But I'm in it 'till it's over and I just can't stop
If you wanna get it done, you gotta fight for yourself,
and I like my music like I like my life
Everything louder than everything else!
Everything louder than everything else!
Everything louder than - everything else!
[Repeat to fade and instrumental coda]
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Post by Chilly McFreeze on Nov 24, 2006 2:26:47 GMT -5
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Post by mcclanahan on Nov 24, 2006 2:27:04 GMT -5
Yeah, that's a woman. I know because I did some "checking." ;D you like Kira the little redhead too huh |
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Nov 24, 2006 2:27:47 GMT -5
I love you, man!! I love this song more, but still, ya know. And not in a gay way, either. |
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Post by The Raven on Nov 24, 2006 2:27:52 GMT -5
Yeah, that's a woman. I know because I did some "checking." ;D But what if you had found out other wise? Scary isn't it. |
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Post by Hulk With A Mustache on Nov 24, 2006 2:28:13 GMT -5
Yeah, that's a woman. I know because I did some "checking." ;D you like Kira the little redhead too huh I do now!!!! What's her last name? |
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Post by mcclanahan on Nov 24, 2006 2:29:25 GMT -5
you like Kira the little redhead too huh I do now!!!! What's her last name? no clue, her amateur porn name is just Kira the little redhead |
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Post by mcclanahan on Nov 24, 2006 2:30:28 GMT -5
When the wind is howling through your window pane,
it's not the only pain of the night
You're burning up in your bed, you've got a fever of love,
and there's not an antibody in sight
Hey Jenny, Jenny, why are you crying?
There's a beauty of a moon in the sky
But I guess when you've been leadin such a sheltered life,
you never lift your head and look so high
You don't have a lot
But it's all that you've got, and you can turn it into more than it seems
Just give it a shot, fantasise every movement,
and imagine every inch of your dream
No-one said it had to be real, but it's got to be something you can reach out and feel now
It ain't right, it ain't fair
Castles fall in the sand, and we fade in the air,
and the good girls go to heaven but the bad girls go everywhere
Good girls go to heaven but the bad girls go everywhere
Somebody told me so
Somebody told me, now I know
Every night in my prayer,
I'll be praying that the good girls go to heaven but the bad girls go everywhere
When the sweat is sizzling on your skin in the dark,
and you're desperate now for somewhere to turn
Every muscle in rebellion, every nerve is on edge,
and every limb has been erotic'ly burned
Hey Johnny, Johnny, why are you shaking,
when a boy should do whatever he can
You've been nothing but an angel every day of your life,
and now you wonder what it's like to be damned
You don't have a lot
But it's all that you've got, and you can turn it into more than it seems
Just give it a shot, fantasise every movement,
and imagine every inch of your dream
No-one said it had to be real, but it's got to be something you've been wanting to feel now
It ain't right, it ain't fair
Castles fall in the sand, and we fade in the air,
and the good boys go to heaven but the bad boys go everywhere
Good boys go to heaven but the bad boys go everywhere
Somebody told me so
Somebody told me, now I know
Every night in my prayer,
I'll be praying that the good boys go to heaven but the bad boys go everywhere
Every time I try and dream you,
I can't believe how hard it's been to conjure up your face and trace your body in the air
Oh the seconds go on for ever, but the thirds and the fourth ones are even better
Every time I do it just a little bit longer
Every time I dream it's just a little bit stronger, than real life
No-one said it had to be real, but it's got to be something you can reach out and feel now
It ain't right, it ain't fair
Castles fall in the sand, and we fade in the air,
and the good girls go to heaven but the bad girls go everywhere
Good girls go to heaven but the bad girls go everywhere
Somebody told me so
Somebody told me, now I know
Every night in my prayer,
I'll be praying that the good girls go to heaven but the bad girls go everywhere
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere
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Post by Hulk With A Mustache on Nov 24, 2006 2:31:41 GMT -5
I do now!!!! What's her last name? no clue, her amateur porn name is just Kira the little redhead Dang. Oh well, I'm off to sleep. Goodnight Everybody! |
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Post by Chilly McFreeze on Nov 24, 2006 2:32:06 GMT -5
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Post by mcclanahan on Nov 24, 2006 2:32:23 GMT -5
It's all or nothing
And nothing's all I ever get
Ev'ry time I turn it on, I burn it up and burn it out
It's always something
There's always something going wrong
That's the only guarantee, that's what this is all about
It's a never ending attack
Ev'rything's a lie and that's a fact
Life is a lemon and I want my money back
And all the morons
And all the stooges with their coins
They're the ones who make the rules, it's not a game it's just a rout
There's desperation
There's desperation in the air
It leaves a stain on all your clothes and no detergent gets it out
And we're always slipping through the cracks
Then the movie's over, fade to black
Life is a lemon and I want my money back
I want my money back
I want my money back
What about love?
It's defective! It's always breaking in half
What about sex?
It's defective! It's never built to really last
What about your family?
It's defective! All the batteries are shot
What about your friends?
It's defective! All the parts are out of stock
What about hope?
It's defective! It's corroded and decayed
What about faith?
It's defective! It's tattered and it's frayed
What about you gods?
They're defective! They forgot the warranty
What about your town?
It's defective! It's a dead-end street to me
What about your school?
It's defective! It's a pack of useless lies
What about your work?
It's defective! It's a crock and then you die
What about your childhood?
It's defective! It's dead and buried in the past
What about your future?
It's defective! And you can shove it up your ass
Oh, I want my money back
I want my money back
It's all or nothing
And nothing's all I ever get
Ev'ry time I turn it on, I burn it up and burn it out
It's a never ending attack
Ev'rything's a lie and that's a fact
Life is a lemon and I want my money back
And we're always slipping through the cracks
Then the movie's over, fade to black
Life is a lemon and I want my money back
I want my money back
I want my money back
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Post by The Raven on Nov 24, 2006 2:32:30 GMT -5
no clue, her amateur porn name is just Kira the little redhead Dang. Oh well, I'm off to sleep. Goodnight Everybody! See ya dude. |
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Post by mcclanahan on Nov 24, 2006 2:33:07 GMT -5
no clue, her amateur porn name is just Kira the little redhead Dang. Oh well, I'm off to sleep. Goodnight Everybody! just search Kira redhead on limewire, you'll like what you find |
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