i swear the people in this game are ill-mannered and rude! i'm riding back to the ranch with the legendary panther slug over the back of my horse, and i pass by a guy with ram over the back of his horse, and he gives me this look like my kill isn't as impressive as his. so i say to the guy "You look ridiculous" and he retorts "Big words from a small head". well i couldn't let an attack on my character stand, so i handled the situation in the most appropriate manner: i shot him in the back of his "large" head
a little ways down the road, i hear a woman screaming for help, and i go to investigate. turns out she's being attacked by the Skinner Brothers, so i come to her rescue. i pull out my gun and put those Skinners down like the dogs they are. but it turns out they'd already killed two members of her party, and she's crying and weeping over one of the bodies. i go to comfort her and give her my condolences, and her response? "Will you just leave me alone!" oh, i'm sorry! i didn't realize saving her life was such an inconvenience. my bad. so i rectify the situation, and now the damn law is after me calling me a murderer. let me tell you, that's the last time i help one of these ungrateful SOBs!
Yeah, I saved some woman from being kidnapped and she didn't say anything at all, just hopped on a horse and went on her way.
I was like, YOU'RE WELCOME
I saved some hillbilly lady hogtied on a horse. She started screaming at me because of what I did.
Post by häšhtå.gdālėÿ on Nov 14, 2018 21:59:21 GMT -5
Dude, I’m pissed.
Doing the epilogue and I get jumped by a gang. They take me down, but apparently also kill my horse, as now my named Thoroughbred is now a generic Tennessee Walker.
Doing the epilogue and I get jumped by a gang. They take me down, but apparently also kill my horse, as now my named Thoroughbred is now a generic Tennessee Walker.
Welcome to my world
Though I also stupidly got off another one of my horse and left him on the tracks and when I came back I was just in time to watch him get run over by a train
The game hasn't even been out for three weeks and there's already a porn parody of it.
When Arthur Organ and the rest of his cowboy outlaw gang get chased out of Blackwater, they learn that once you go Blackwater, you can never go backwater. So they hit the unpaved road and go on an epic Western sex-venture filled with sperm bank robberies, saloon shootouts, leading to the law chasing them down, two in the Pinkerton and one in the stinkerton. Also there will be Cowgirl and reverse Cowgirl. Obviously.
Doing the epilogue and I get jumped by a gang. They take me down, but apparently also kill my horse, as now my named Thoroughbred is now a generic Tennessee Walker.
Welcome to my world
Though I also stupidly got off another one of my horse and left him on the tracks and when I came back I was just in time to watch him get run over by a train
SO I ran into some weird shit with a pig farmer and he's having an incest relationship with his sister and they killed their mother and father
What the f***?
i met them folks. after i woke up i went all Town That Dreaded Sundown on their asses. put on my canvas sack mask, picked up one of the rotting bodies, carried it all the way back to their house, dropped it on their dinner table, pulled out my machete, and hacked that b-word down. then her tubby brother/husband came after me, and i hacked it to death too. as a final farewell, after getting my money back, i shot every lantern in the place to set their house on fire, and threw a fire bottle on them for good measure. that'll learn them to mess with Arthur Morgan!
SO I ran into some weird shit with a pig farmer and he's having an incest relationship with his sister and they killed their mother and father
What the f***?
i met them folks. after i woke up i went all Town That Dreaded Sundown on their asses. put on my canvas sack mask, picked up one of the rotting bodies, carried it all the way back to their house, dropped it on their dinner table, pulled out my machete, and hacked that b-word down. then her tubby brother/husband came after me, and i hacked it to death too. as a final farewell, after getting my money back, i shot every lantern in the place to set their house on fire, and threw a fire bottle on them for good measure. that'll learn them to mess with Arthur Morgan!
Yea when I saw all my money gone I panicked and was in a murderous rage