Ultimo Gallos
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Oct 24, 2017 20:46:37 GMT -5
Heidenreich is legit crazy. Most of the Indies in the LA/MS/AL will not book him.
5 years ago Heidenreich was suppose to work a show in Picayune MS. Was sent half his booking fee in advance. He showed up 2 hours late,cornered the promoter. Demanded double what he was owed. Was told he was only getting the amount that was agreed on. Heidenreich went into the locker room,told some sob story about being broke and not having enough gas to get home,at the time his home was maybe 30 minutes from Picayune. The guys in the locker room passed around a hat and gathered up 30 bucks.
I find it odd that this newest match is on Bix's channel instead of the channel of the guy that films every AWF show.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Oct 24, 2017 21:49:45 GMT -5
Alabama Doink was in Australia? I bet he was booked as the ultimate heel. Joey Janella and GAS wanted Alabama Doink for the Janella's Spring Break show. But Doink wanted 1000 and a first class plane ticket. That is the most pathetic thing I've ever heard in my f***ing life. Alabama Doink should be paying people to book him.
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Oct 25, 2017 0:10:08 GMT -5
ALABAMA DOINK! He's quick, he's strong, he's happ'nin'
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on Oct 25, 2017 6:23:17 GMT -5
My god a guy wearing concrete shoes could move faster than those two lumbering jobbers. I had the misfortune of seeing him wrestle both Brutus Beefcake and Nick Dinsmore in Australia 8 years ago and back then I figured he had reached the maximum level of suckieness that was possible coming from a pro wrestler. Turns out I was wrong. Alabama Doink was in Australia? I bet he was booked as the ultimate heel. Nah as most likely he would be stopped at customs and denied entry for being such a shitty wrestler.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Oct 25, 2017 11:46:35 GMT -5
I used to list Virgil and Marty Jannetty as the most pathetic human beings ever, Alabama Doink might've stolen the first spot.
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on Oct 27, 2017 6:00:06 GMT -5
I just watched the Golden Corral match on youtube and bloody hell that had to be one of the most saddest excuses of a wrestling match I've ever seen as it was just 12 minutes of two jackasses fumbling around and embarrassing themselves.
That and I'm beginning to wonder if the reason why Alabama Doink is so fat is because he eat the corpse of Matt Borne.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 27, 2017 8:38:33 GMT -5
Didn't Heidenreich lose a lot of money due to Hurricane Katrina? I could see him not really being in a position to retire. Finlay said that during that time Heidenreich legit went crazy, he went to the hospital and didn't want to leave because the food was good. Finlay and Rick Steamboat just left him there. Hospital food has made leaps and bounds from comedian setups to almost gourmet status, but that's not a valid reason to stay hospitalized. That must have been a fun day for those two agents to tell Vince.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Oct 27, 2017 12:35:23 GMT -5
Alabama Doink really advertises himself as the original wwf Doink?
What a piece of shit.
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Post by CMPunkyBrewster on Oct 27, 2017 14:44:45 GMT -5
Heidenreich looks like Fred Willard in "A Mighty Wind".
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Post by fortknox on Oct 28, 2017 0:36:46 GMT -5
Alabama Doink really advertises himself as the original wwf Doink? What a piece of shit. What really gets me is that he can't even make the effort to paint his face. He just wears a cheap mask that he got from Dollar General. Hell I've seen Doinks in small indies that at least use face paint and look closer to the real deal then this guy.
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Post by "Playboy" Don Douglas on Oct 28, 2017 1:55:19 GMT -5
Heidenreich looks like Fred Willard in "A Mighty Wind". "I headlined a PPV with the Undertaker and now I'm wrestling a fat fake Doink outside of a Golden Corral. Hey, wha happened?!"
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Post by Mozenrath on Oct 28, 2017 2:03:38 GMT -5
Does anyone else read Alabama Doink every time in the style of "Alabama Maaaaaaaaaaaaan" from that fake ad on South Park years ago?
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Post by Alice Syndrome on Oct 28, 2017 5:53:51 GMT -5
Alabama Doink really advertises himself as the original wwf Doink? What a piece of shit. What really gets me is that he can't even make the effort to paint his face. He just wears a cheap mask that he got from Dollar General. Hell I've seen Doinks in small indies that at least use face paint and look closer to the real deal then this guy. I could decent Doink paint job myself in 20 minutes, I don't know why he doesn't bother.
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on Oct 28, 2017 6:03:04 GMT -5
Alabama Doink really advertises himself as the original wwf Doink? What a piece of shit. To be honest while calming to be a man who is dead is indeed a shitty thing to do but since Alabama Doink is so f***ing lame its really hard to muster any outrage at him.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Oct 28, 2017 6:07:58 GMT -5
And I thought the time Heidenrich came to the ring with chocolate on his face was demeaning...
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Post by Aime E. Dangerously on Oct 28, 2017 6:10:42 GMT -5
This is clearly the greatest match in the history of our sport. Metlzer would give this 7 stars, what a masterpiece.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Oct 28, 2017 6:28:15 GMT -5
It looks like they casually take a stroll at one point. Like they said “f*** it, let’s grab a hot dog from the concession stand”.
That would explain why Heidenrich has mustard on his face.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Oct 28, 2017 7:22:11 GMT -5
Does anyone else read Alabama Doink every time in the style of "Alabama Maaaaaaaaaaaaan" from that fake ad on South Park years ago? Difference is kids wanted to be Alabama Man, no kid wants to grow up and be Alabama Doink.
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Oct 28, 2017 8:09:46 GMT -5
Does anyone else read Alabama Doink every time in the style of "Alabama Maaaaaaaaaaaaan" from that fake ad on South Park years ago? I do. See above
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Post by CMPunkyBrewster on Oct 28, 2017 9:09:19 GMT -5
Heidenreich looks like Fred Willard in "A Mighty Wind". "I headlined a PPV with the Undertaker and now I'm wrestling a fat fake Doink outside of a Golden Corral. Hey, wha happened?!" "I can't do my wooork!" By the way, thank you so much for knowing this movie. It's one of my all-time favorites, and I am the only person I know who has seen it. I LOVE Christopher Guest's movies.
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