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Post by The Rick Jericho on Dec 18, 2017 8:12:51 GMT -5
Stuttering Matt Morgan Man this company is dumb sometimes. Stuttering Bubba Ray Dudley. Stuttering Goldust.
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Post by angelofapocalypse on Dec 18, 2017 12:48:26 GMT -5
Looking at the answers so far, Smackdown just seems home to this specific brand of dumb and terrible gimmicks. Specifically, mid-2000s Smackdown. That show was a whole different level of inane. This was the time period that gave us The Dicks. It was more like mid-2000s WWE. Forgettable.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Dec 18, 2017 12:58:30 GMT -5
Bruce Prichard said that you should be prepared at all times in creative because hanging out and saying stupid shit might get turned into a storyline. Apparently Bruce was kidding around when he came up with the name Bastion Booger.
Another time they were making fun of Gerry Brisco because his real name is Floyd, well Gerry couldn't take it anymore and yelled "you think that's bad? Jack's real name is Freddie Joe." They all started laughing and Vince came up with Freddie Joe Floyd.
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Malcolm
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Post by Malcolm on Dec 18, 2017 13:04:29 GMT -5
Mohammad Hassan.
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Post by angelofapocalypse on Dec 18, 2017 13:09:26 GMT -5
Heidenreich and Snitsky. Period.
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Post by Push R Truth on Dec 18, 2017 13:11:30 GMT -5
Heidenreich and Snitsky. Period. You son of a %&%#&%# that team had real potential!
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Post by angelofapocalypse on Dec 18, 2017 13:15:38 GMT -5
Heidenreich and Snitsky. Period. You son of a %&%#&%# that team had real potential! Both of them were horrendous.
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Post by TexShark300 on Dec 18, 2017 13:29:26 GMT -5
The Mexicools is another one. Why not retcon the unmaskings like with Rey Mysterio? IIRC, Rey got a ton of heat in Mexico for putting the mask back on & it took a long while to simmer back down. Those guys generally take the losing the mask thing very seriously, even if it was stupid Bischoff who allowed it. I can only guess Psi & Juvi took it seriously. (or Vince didn't hurl enough dollars at them like he did Rey to do it.)
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2017 13:35:45 GMT -5
Kerwin f***ing White
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Post by Manute Bol on Dec 18, 2017 13:52:39 GMT -5
Eugene Brodus Clay as the "Funkasaurus" Both these gimmicks were super over, especially at first.
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Post by Push R Truth on Dec 18, 2017 14:26:48 GMT -5
You son of a %&%#&%# that team had real potential! Both of them were horrendous. I mean... you ain't wrong To me they were like watching a terrible B movie that's so-bad-its-good
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Post by Alice Syndrome on Dec 18, 2017 14:31:29 GMT -5
So 50 posts in and no-one has mentioned Gene Snitskys foot fetish?
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Ben Wyatt
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I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Dec 18, 2017 14:31:34 GMT -5
The original concept for Hassan was really interesting. They just got lazy within about 3 weeks
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Dec 18, 2017 14:34:58 GMT -5
Santino with Cobra puppet. The Cobra puppet was great! How else could we have gotten this? Or Jinder Mahal: snake charmer
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Allie Kitsune
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Dec 18, 2017 14:45:06 GMT -5
Santina : Miss Wrestlemania.
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Post by angelofapocalypse on Dec 18, 2017 16:48:53 GMT -5
Both of them were horrendous. I mean... you ain't wrong To me they were like watching a terrible B movie that's so-bad-its-good Roll them two in manure and still they wouldn't draw a fly. F*** them two.
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Dec 18, 2017 17:41:44 GMT -5
TL Hopper
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Post by Jacy Jayne Atomic Dog AMV on Dec 18, 2017 17:41:51 GMT -5
Let's have Undertaker's big Mania match be against some random dude named Hade Vansen who's also going to lead a squad of mutants
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Dec 18, 2017 18:02:40 GMT -5
God damn pal, we need to say that people boo Roman Reigns, because they're jealous.
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Post by Hit Girl on Dec 18, 2017 18:05:04 GMT -5
Man's Man, William Regal.
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