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Post by OGBoardPoster2005 on Dec 19, 2017 20:16:49 GMT -5
I'm bored, go.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2017 20:18:35 GMT -5
Raw would be entirely in black and white except for the blood.
So it would be entirely in black and white.
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on Dec 19, 2017 20:22:42 GMT -5
Every female wrestler would all of sudden have a prostitute gimmick.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2017 20:48:25 GMT -5
The Undertaker would have to come back to face him in a gunfight at high noon. Other superstars would wimp out, acting like they would help but ultimately finding excuses to avoid the fight. Everyone would write off the Undertaker, saying that he's going to die. A young guy from NXT would offer to help, but Taker would tell him not to throw his life away. Undertaker would win, tell the other Superstars to stick it, and go back to retirement with Michelle McCool in a wagon.
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Dec 19, 2017 20:57:09 GMT -5
Robocop would be the new whc
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Post by Fade is a CodyCryBaby on Dec 19, 2017 21:01:52 GMT -5
"I'M THE GOD DAMN ROMAN REIGNS"
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Dec 19, 2017 21:08:56 GMT -5
Every female wrestler would all of sudden would have a prostitute gimmick. Literally the first thing I thought of.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Dec 19, 2017 21:09:47 GMT -5
It can't get much more racist than it already is in WWE, but Frank would damn sure try.
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Post by JCBaggee on Dec 19, 2017 21:16:51 GMT -5
Roman forces a debuting Rockstar Spud to eat bugs underneath the ring.
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Post by krozor on Dec 19, 2017 21:17:34 GMT -5
"There are seven ways to win a match from this position. Three of them make both of us look stronger. Three don't. The other...buries."
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Post by TheMediocreWarrior on Dec 19, 2017 21:30:53 GMT -5
Every female wrestler would all of sudden would have a prostitute gimmick. Beat me to it. If we're going by All Star Batman and Robin Frank Miller, all of the faces would act like complete jerks. The dialogue would be nonsense, just like it is now, but it would be so insane that it would be funny.
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on Dec 19, 2017 22:10:28 GMT -5
Every female wrestler would all of sudden would have a prostitute gimmick. Beat me to it. If we're going by All Star Batman and Robin Frank Miller, all of the faces would act like complete jerks. The dialogue would be nonsense, just like it is now, but it would be so insane that it would be funny. Well to come to think of it the way how Roman has been booked over the past couple of the years is exactly like how Miller wrote Batman in All Star Batman and Robin.
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Post by freeze Austin on Dec 19, 2017 23:34:18 GMT -5
Every female wrestler would all of sudden have a prostitute gimmick. So they'd be basically every woman from the Attitude Era?
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 19, 2017 23:38:27 GMT -5
It can't get much more racist than it already is in WWE, but Frank would damn sure try. WWE is bad, but going by Daivari's TNA theme, it can get a whole lot worse. Actually, going by Holy Terror, Frank Miller would probably love it.
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Post by TheMediocreWarrior on Dec 20, 2017 0:12:16 GMT -5
As a comic book fan, it's a bummer to see how every great writer seems to eventually hit this peak, then everything that they write afterward just can't compare to their classic stuff.
We can agree that Frank Miller was awesome in the 80s, right?
Grant Morrison seems to have avoided this, though. His work seems to remain consistently good.
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 20, 2017 1:43:44 GMT -5
As a comic book fan, it's a bummer to see how every great writer seems to eventually hit this peak, then everything that they write afterward just can't compare to their classic stuff. We can agree that Frank Miller was awesome in the 80s, right? Grant Morrison seems to have avoided this, though. His work seems to remain consistently good. Even peak Miller has some issues for me, but his Daredevil run let do the creation of the Ninja Turtles. I can't argue with that level of influence. That and Robocop II's a fun movie and he worked on that.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2017 7:51:31 GMT -5
.....well, based on Miller's apparently dislike of Superman, at least Roman Reigns wouldn't do well...
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Post by Fauxnaki on Dec 20, 2017 7:52:30 GMT -5
Extreme expose would come back
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Post by Hit Girl on Dec 20, 2017 7:57:48 GMT -5
The Fall Of Roman, by Frank Miller.
"WWE is attacked by a MILITANT Islamic group called Al Destructia, who come from SAUDI ISLAMIA. They smuggle an improvised explosive device into Madison Square Garden Barclays Center carried by the suicide bomber MOJO RAWLEY, who was targeted online by militants and radicalised during his training in the former Soviet republic of ALLAHSTAN, which fell to MILITANTS during the coup of 1987. ROMAN REIGNS has retired from wrestling, after he was attacked by weak left wing FANS despite defeating the invasion of WWE by MILITANTS from the NEW WORLD ORDER OF SOCIALIST which preserved WWE's anti-union policies and allowed their roster to maintain their far superior status of independent contractors, albeit completely controlled by WWE management. ROMAN, who descends from SPARTANS, who bravely defeated a transsexual army of PERSIANS during the BATTLE OF PLATAEA in the 5th CENTURY is enjoying his life in SIN CITY banging BITCHES and whores, which he controls because he is their pimp. All his prostitutes exist in black and white, except for their hair which is YELLOW and their lips which are RED. Roman looks over the city and says "This city is afraid of me...I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "No." They had a choice, all of them. They could have followed in the footsteps of good men like Vince McMahon. Decent men who believed in a year's work for a day's pay. Instead they followed the droppings of lechers and communists and didn't realize that the trail led over a precipice until it was too late. Don't tell me they didn't have a choice. Now the whole world stands on the brink, staring down into bloody Hell, all those liberals and intellectuals and smooth-talkers... and all of a sudden nobody can think of anything to say" (HEY ARSEHOLE! STOP RIPPING OFF MY SHIT! - Alan Moore)"
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Dec 20, 2017 10:30:59 GMT -5
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