TNA in 2018 predictions

[OVO 40 hunched over like he 80]

I'll stop predicting they'll go bankrupt because every year they somehow surprise me by staying alive. I think that tna is below bankruptcy at this point but somehow they still put on shows.

I predict that D'Amore and Cyrus will quit around March because Ed Nordholm asked them to take a 50% paycut.

They'll eventually move to Canada for good because they won't be able to afford renting the soundstage at universal.

They'll advertise a show in Canada but the fans will show up and the doors will be closed, tna cancelled the show that same day but didn't bother to tell anyone, not even the wrestlers who will be left stranded with no money for gas.

Their streaming service will go down and Nordholm will apologize but won't reimburse any fan.

Abyss will get tetanus after being exposed to a rusty cage while bleeding. TNA won't cover his medical expenses, Abyss will stay with them.

Their production budget will be so pathetic that they will put out the plan 9 from outer space of wrestling. Pop TV will cancel them the following week.

[DASH 243✅]

At least 7 death threads even though this f***ing company will never die.

[Shark]

I legit forgot they even have a streaming service.

[OVO 40 hunched over like he 80]

Dec 25, 2017 23:51:14 GMT -5 Shark said:

I legit forgot they even have a streaming service.

It was such a glorious train wreck. They called it Global Wrestling Network and a day later they fired Jarrett, but the best part was that every browser labeled the site as dangerous.

[DASH 243✅]

Dec 25, 2017 23:51:14 GMT -5 Shark said:

I legit forgot they even have a streaming service.

You haven't heard them boasting they have over 1 subscriber.

[Reflecto]

Serious predictions, both Slam Dunk, Curveball, and Hot Takes:

SLAM DUNKS:

As soon as the Canadian move is completed, Mike Bailey will sign with TNA.
Emma will replace Gail Kim as the "franchise Knockout" of Impact.
She will take one of the other NXT alumni on the open market- be it Simon Grimm or Bull James, with her to Impact.

CURVEBALLS:

At some point in 2018, El Hijo del Fantasma will be allowed to appear as King Cuerno in a TNA ring.
By December 31, 2018, Allie, Rosemary, Diamante, and Sienna will all be gone from the company.

HOT TAKES:

TNA will succeed to work with New Japan Pro Wrestling again as their Canadian affiliate.

[jagilki]

Dixie Carter will be in charge again.
Vince Russo will be her right hand man again.
Davey Richards will return and count to Orange.

[A Platypus Rave is Correct]

It will shamble forwards like the zombie it is.
It will continue to be mostly irrelevant to everything.

[Deleted]

They'll talk a good game but won't back anything up.

Callis will be gone faster than D'Amore, or people will be gone because of Callis.

[Can you afford to pay me, Gah]

Dec 25, 2017 23:46:31 GMT -5 DASH 243✅ said:

At least 7 death threads even though this f***ing company will never die.

I'm going to agree with this one.

[Deleted]

Pop doesn’t renew them, they somehow end up on a better channel against all logic.

[Zombie Mod]

Dec 26, 2017 2:48:11 GMT -5 A Platypus Rave is Correct said:

It will shamble forwards like the zombie it is.
It will continue to be mostly irrelevant to everything.

Hey... don't link me with tna

[Talent Name]

It will be a katamari of ineptitude

[Ringmaster]

To cut costs they will switch back to a four-sided ring and it's ropes replaced with a series of linked rubber bands stolen from staples.

[The Heartbreak TWERK]

It'll rebrand twice, leave Florida once and return within another month.

[sunnytaker]

it'll be sold to 6 organizations, 3 of which will be the same one buying them back again.

at one point all their title holders will be held by people who quit the company after the tapings where they won the belt. one will debut in NXT while still "holding" their TNA title before the tapings are used up.

half of the show will be made up of clips of impact wrestlers wrestling somewhere else.

josh will randomly turn heel again with no explanation just like how he apparently turned back face again- no, telling him and JB if they fought again they'd both be fired doesn't explain why josh likes the faces again (usually)

josh will mention on 29 different occasions that madison rayne has made him breakfast at some point.

ratings reach .001

[bob]

POP reups them

they sign a few "name talents"

I'll go out on a very big limb and say that the Canada move will help them

[Push R Truth]

TNA goes Full-Dixie round 2

[The Rick Jericho]

EC3 will be back. And will be the franchise of the company again.

[Alice Syndrome]

Dec 25, 2017 23:55:19 GMT -5 OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 said:

Dec 25, 2017 23:51:14 GMT -5 Shark said:

I legit forgot they even have a streaming service.

It was such a glorious train wreck. They called it Global Wrestling Network and a day later they fired Jarrett, but the best part was that every browser labeled the site as dangerous.

A professional international business's website, and it didn't have a security certificate. I don't even work in IT and I could have done that for them for free in about 10 minutes.