John Cena vs. Randy Orton: Who Has Better Hair In 2017?

[The Rick Jericho]

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Slight edge to Orton I guess, but both look weird as hell.

[The Rick Jericho]

Dec 26, 2017 21:46:23 GMT -5 @dax said:

Slight edge to Orton I guess, but both look weird as hell.

This would be like if Austin and Rock grew hair in 2003 for their final runs.

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Dec 26, 2017 21:48:19 GMT -5 The Rick Jericho said:

Dec 26, 2017 21:46:23 GMT -5 @dax said:

Slight edge to Orton I guess, but both look weird as hell.

This would be like if Austin and Rock grew hair in 2003 for their final runs.

Man, just imagine Austin growing what was left of his hair out and going back to his Stunning Steve persona during his 2001 heel turn.

[Captain Stud Muffin (BLM)]

Randy looks weird as f*** with all that hair

I would give the edge to Cena if it wasn't for that bald spot

[Gravedigger's Biscuits]

Cena just because Orton's hair doesn't even look real. Looks like someone just took some barber clippings and pasted them to his head.

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Orton's makes him look younger, Cena's makes him look older.

[The Rick Jericho]

For comparison, here they are in 2003:




You be the judge who has aged better.

[Captain Stud Muffin (BLM)]

Dec 26, 2017 22:02:24 GMT -5 Lizuka #BLM said:

Orton's makes him look younger, Cena's makes him look older.

You think so?

I think it makes them both look younger tho Randy has the gray hairs growing in which makes him seem older than mid 30s but the hair offsets it a bit 

The hair is a good look for Cena as far as movie roles go 

[A Platypus Rave]

Dec 26, 2017 22:06:27 GMT -5 Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) said:

Dec 26, 2017 22:02:24 GMT -5 Lizuka #BLM said:

Orton's makes him look younger, Cena's makes him look older.

You think so?

I think it makes them both look younger tho Randy has the gray hairs growing in which makes him seem older than mid 30s but the hair offsets it a bit 

The hair is a good look for Cena as far as movie roles go 

yeah, I think Cena looks at least 5 years younger with the hair.

[Bub (BLM)]

Orton should be running away with this.

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

The true winner here is Midlife Crisis.

[freeze Austin]

John Cenashaw Layfield vs. Rodenthead Orton

Both cuts are bad in their own unique ways.

[Captain Stud Muffin (BLM)]

Dec 26, 2017 22:23:21 GMT -5 Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] said:

The true winner here is Midlife Crisis.

Well there's that as well

A part of me thinks Orton is growing his hair out for his eventual heel turn in what will hopefully be a different character while Cena seems to be doing it for the movie career

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Cena vs. Orton. Wrestlemania. Hair vs. Hair. Time for them to have another face off and look at the Wrestlemania sign

[One-Armed Drummer of Defrebel]

Cena by like a billion miles

Randy looks like some weird dad that won't stop showing up at high school parties.

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I'm still trying to figure out why people are acting like Orton has a spiky green mohawk or something. He just has a regular guy haircut. I'm just not seeing the "strangeness"...

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Dec 26, 2017 22:34:08 GMT -5 One-Armed Drummer of Defrebel said:

Cena by like a billion miles

Randy looks like some weird dad that won't stop showing up at high school parties.

[mcstoklasa]

Dec 26, 2017 21:49:45 GMT -5 @dax said:

Dec 26, 2017 21:48:19 GMT -5 The Rick Jericho said:

This would be like if Austin and Rock grew hair in 2003 for their final runs.

Man, just imagine Austin growing what was left of his hair out and going back to his Stunning Steve persona during his 2001 heel turn.

It would have been a Hogan skullet

["Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay]

Cena really seems like his hair is a girlfriend he doesn't love any more and he's just banging her one more time before he ends it via text the next morning.

He's really thinning on top is what I'm saying.

Orton at least just looks like someone's embarrassing dad now.