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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2017 18:02:04 GMT -5
Not sure I would go about outlawing the only natural way of reproduction. Plus like, how would you ever enforce it? Unless you're planning on having police in every bedroom, bathroom, kitchen, restaurant booth (what? I'm sure it happens), or car, you're kinda screwed here. As for the restaurant booth...yes. Yes, it does. I was waiting tables years ago and a 40-something couple was in a booth. They were probably drunk and making out pretty hard. Long story short, we had to call security (this was a casino) and warn them, because he was starting to let his fingers do the talking, if you know what I mean. He was using sign language?
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Dec 29, 2017 18:13:44 GMT -5
Even if it were a plausible idea (it's not), there would be absolutely no way to enforce it.
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Dec 29, 2017 18:35:18 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2017 18:36:21 GMT -5
I'm watching you.
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on Dec 29, 2017 18:54:54 GMT -5
At that point you might as well also outlaw eating,drinking water and breathing.
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Post by Stu on Dec 29, 2017 19:20:05 GMT -5
I'm starting to think "Outlaw Sex" sounds like an awesome concept, a hilarious parody or a heavy metal band.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2017 19:21:31 GMT -5
Not sure I would go about outlawing the only natural way of reproduction. Plus like, how would you ever enforce it? Unless you're planning on having police in every bedroom, bathroom, kitchen, restaurant booth (what? I'm sure it happens), or car, you're kinda screwed here. As for the restaurant booth...yes. Yes, it does. I was waiting tables years ago and a 40-something couple was in a booth. They were probably drunk and making out pretty hard. Long story short, we had to call security (this was a casino) and warn them, because he was starting to let his fingers do the talking, if you know what I mean. He put on a puppet show?
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Post by hossfan on Dec 29, 2017 20:17:52 GMT -5
Just for the dum-dums and uggos.
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Post by J on Dec 29, 2017 20:58:34 GMT -5
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Post by Larryhausen on Dec 29, 2017 21:13:53 GMT -5
Big, emphatic Tomko from me.
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Post by Milkman Norm on Dec 29, 2017 21:22:36 GMT -5
I'm watching you. Tell my wife...... hello.
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Post by edgestar on Dec 29, 2017 21:55:41 GMT -5
Big, emphatic Tomko from me. You want his opinion on outlawing sex? I read that as "sympathetic" at first.
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Post by xCompackx on Dec 29, 2017 22:30:54 GMT -5
Not sure I would go about outlawing the only natural way of reproduction. Plus like, how would you ever enforce it? Unless you're planning on having police in every bedroom, bathroom, kitchen, restaurant booth (what? I'm sure it happens), or car, you're kinda screwed here. As for the restaurant booth...yes. Yes, it does. I was waiting tables years ago and a 40-something couple was in a booth. They were probably drunk and making out pretty hard. Long story short, we had to call security (this was a casino) and warn them, because he was starting to let his fingers do the talking, if you know what I mean. Well, that's got to be an awkward call to security. Also, if we're outlawing sex, what about solo? Is that like, intent to commit a crime?
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Dec 29, 2017 22:31:21 GMT -5
Guess I'll just have to be Jesse James.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Dec 30, 2017 1:00:27 GMT -5
I'm starting to think "Outlaw Sex" sounds like an awesome concept, a hilarious parody or a heavy metal band. "Outlaw Sex" would be more appropriate for a country band I think.
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Dec 30, 2017 1:26:17 GMT -5
What a man, a woman, another woman, a midget named ‘Lil Pinkie, a mule, a ladder that’s on fire, a plate of kimchi, a Garfield mask and a box of fireworks do during Hee Haw is their business! ... Don’t judge me.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2017 2:15:59 GMT -5
What a man, a woman, another woman, a midget named ‘Lil Pinkie, a mule, a ladder that’s on fire, a plate of kimchi, a Garfield mask and a box of fireworks do during Hee Haw is their business! ... Don’t judge me. No cream pie throwing clowns? I judged you.
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Post by ShaolinHandLock on Dec 30, 2017 5:45:58 GMT -5
Reading the replies, I find it kind of odd that nobody has come up with any arguments as to why sex shouldn't be outlawed. Because it's dirty and leads to STD's, unwanted pregnancy, and other negative things? Plus by eliminating all sexual desire it would solve a lot of the worlds problems... Not sure I would go about outlawing the only natural way of reproduction. Plus like, how would you ever enforce it? Unless you're planning on having police in every bedroom, bathroom, kitchen, restaurant booth (what? I'm sure it happens), or car, you're kinda screwed here. Well in the scenario I came up with, I was thinking that maybe scientists could develop some sort of thing to either put into the planets atmosphere/air supply, or spray across the entire planet, that would take away all sexual desire/feelings/pleasure etc. So in this scenario, people wouldn't want to have sex for pleasure, so it would police itself. As for reproduction, I guess people could still have sex then, but they'd have to apply for permission to do so. So this is a joke right? Otherwise this is the most WTF question I have read in some time. I'm not joking. I am being hypothetical, but I'm not joking. At that point you might as well also outlaw eating,drinking water and breathing. Why? You need those things to survive, you don't need sex to survive.
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Dec 30, 2017 5:55:19 GMT -5
Pretty much everything can lead to disease, negative consequences and huge world problems though, you can't ban everything. Hell, if you do, what are you even living for?
Edit: To take it back to food, you eat the wrong food, you can get horrific diseases, parasites. Famine and control of resources can cause wars and terrible problems.
Scientists could make some kind of bland substance that would keep the species going but in a sterile way.
But if you do that, you take away one of the big joys of being alive, so would it be worth it?
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Post by Feargus McReddit on Dec 30, 2017 6:04:03 GMT -5
Reading the replies, I find it kind of odd that nobody has come up with any arguments as to why sex shouldn't be outlawed. Because until the science changes, it’s literally the only way humans reproduce. There, there’s the counter argument. And even then, all that stuff happens if a) you’re not responsible in doing it or b) don’t know how to do it properly so if anything, stronger sex education in schools would solve that.
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