Who is the lamest face on the roster?

[mrbananagrabber]

Who is the smiley-est, most happy-go-lucky, plucky babyface, with no real personality and the weakest promos?

Sucks to say it, but it’s got to be Bayley for me at this point. She carried herself like a champion in NXT and tuned her “hugger” gimmick so she was still a credible and worthwhile champ.

That “New Year” promo just cemented the absolute downward spiral she’s been in. Those two thumbs up at the end. Ugh. What a geek.

So it’s Bayley for me, followed closely by Kalisto and then Balor.

Who you got?

[cabbageboy]

If we are in fact supposed to view Jason Jordan as a face then he is the lamest by a country mile. Bayley isn't all over every Raw. With Bayley are we really shocked that WWE would Flanderize her on the main roster?

[Mozenrath]

Jason Jordan, easily.

As much as I feel for the guy, Kallisto has got to rank high on the list, too.

Bayley needs rehabbing, but I don't know... at least she has some presence to speak of. I literally forget Naomi is on the roster sometimes, her dropoff from her title run has been that complete.

[mrbananagrabber]

With Jordan though, even if he is a face, and who can even tell at this point, he’s still got a bit of an edge. Like, he’ll manipulate his dad into giving him title shots and matches, and blind side other faces with suplexes if they piss him off. It’s not much, but it’s..something?

[Allie Kitsune]

Kalisto.

Holy Balls. The universe (not the "WWE Universe", but the actual cosmic body) treats him as a colossal joke/chew toy.

[EoE: Workin On My Night Cheese]

Jan 2, 2018 8:14:19 GMT -5 mrbananagrabber said:

Sucks to say it, but it’s got to be Bayley for me at this point. She carried herself like a champion in NXT and tuned her “hugger” gimmick so she was still a credible and worthwhile champ.

That “New Year” promo just cemented the absolute downward spiral she’s been in. Those two thumbs up at the end. Ugh. What a geek.

I had that promo on in the background while I was doing other things and I was like "If I didn't know otherwise, I'd swear this girl was 13 years old or something, because she sure sounds like it".

[Instant Classic]

Kalisto for sure.

[Bang Bang Bart]

I'd say Jason Jordan, but it seems like his lameness is by design and not unintentional.

Main roster Bayley, though. She hasn't done well at all.

[Deleted]

At least Jordan has the quirk of being a whiny little bitch. Gives a more direct reason to hate him.

Bayley and Kalisto you just hate because they're so squeaky clean and innocent but they're complete chumps about it. Bayley in particular, her character is written so dumb I'd be amazed if she could read.

[The Heartbreak TWERK]

Bayley needs a wake up beating, because she said she was going to win the Rumble and hug her way to WrestleMania.

She's going to hug her way to WrestleMania, that's the dumbest shit I've ever heard.

[Skeletor]

There WAS a time I'd say Alicia Fox, but now... Brie.

[Totorob101]

Im probably one of very few who like the nice, good guy charcters so it saddens me to see how the likes of Bayley, Kallisto, Becky etc get treated like dirt as they do. Kids need them to look up to, in kayfabe, rather then worshipping bullies like Alexa and douches like Owens. I guess their heel turns will go down well with some but it just sucks that being good just makes you lame and boring.

[Mozenrath]

Jan 2, 2018 10:40:36 GMT -5 Totorob101 said:

Im probably one of very few who like the nice, good guy charcters so it saddens me to see how the likes of Bayley, Kallisto, Becky etc get treated like dirt as they do. Kids need them to look up to, in kayfabe, rather then worshipping bullies like Alexa and douches like Owens. I guess their heel turns will go down well with some but it just sucks that being good just makes you lame and boring.

WWE and their fanbase alike need to learn how to both write a face and how to actually get behind one.

While not outright lame, I do have to say Sasha is quite possibly the stupidest character in the WWE in kayfabe sometimes.
"Team Bad turned on me. Becky is willing to help me... nah, I'll reject her so Naomi can beat the shit out of me and make me look like I'm a complete dork."

"Charlotte keeps winning the same way over me, repeatedly. I could recruit help or otherwise learn from getting tricked every time... Nah, I'ma BOSS."

"Okay, I have Nia Jax whooped my ass and hurt my leg. Better have another match with her, get put in a leglock I have zero chance of escaping, and then not tap until the ref has to stop the match before I'm crippled for life. God, I'm a genius."

They've gotten better about it, but there's confidence, and then there's being kind of a doofus.

[Tiger Millionaire]

I miss the days when a white meat babyface could get over without having to be cool/edgy all the time, but not too cool/edgy, because then you're Roman Reigns.

[Surfer Sandman]

Jason Jordan

[AlexaBliss4Life]

Bayley's slowly started to regain her NXT shine, but she still needs work. It's gotta be Jordan. Even Seth another face can't stand him in his body language.

[Deleted]

For me

Jordan
Kalisto
Bayley
Apollo Crews
Charlotte
Sasha

In that order. Becky's lame, but it's an adorable kind of lame.

[northernmonkey]

Apollo Crews is up there

[Fade]

Man...Bayleys lame AF but this has to go to Kalisto.

[Oh Cry Me a Screwball]

Jan 2, 2018 18:02:41 GMT -5 @dax said:

In that order. Becky's lame, but it's an adorable kind of lame.

Becky is exactly what the Kalistos and Bayleys of the world should be. She's a good person and with some unique quirks, but would fight as hard and dirty as need be when a threat arises without compromising her integrity. Just compare their feuds with Alexa Bliss, for example.