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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Jan 2, 2018 17:39:03 GMT -5
He'd use the Tombstone Pizza Piledriver.
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Post by Main Event Mark on Jan 2, 2018 17:53:30 GMT -5
Throwin' soup bones.
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JCBaggee
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Post by JCBaggee on Jan 3, 2018 0:23:09 GMT -5
So tired of this deadpan Deadman humor i mean dude it was right there. gotta go for that low hanging fruit. |
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Futureraven: Beelzebruv
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Ultimate Arbiter of Right And Wrong
Spent half my life here, God help me
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Jan 3, 2018 1:49:35 GMT -5
He'd use the Tombstone Pizza Piledriver. He'll make you Famous Original Ray's |
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cjb01: Limited Edition Item!
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Post by cjb01: Limited Edition Item! on Jan 3, 2018 2:37:15 GMT -5
If he drops the gimmick will he become Mean Mark Calzone??
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Injustice45
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by Injustice45 on Jan 3, 2018 6:27:17 GMT -5
Lard of Darkness
The Indestructible Fork
The Red Devil('s food cake)
The Best Pure Baker in the history of the game
The Measuring Cup for all Superstars of the WWE
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Post by Feyrhausen on Jan 3, 2018 6:35:19 GMT -5
What if Undertaker found religion and sold oatmeal. Underquaker.
(There was a shirt a few years ago with that. A short lived WWE parody shirts line. Along with Preparation HHH, for when you get your ass kicked.)
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Post by PTBartman on Jan 3, 2018 6:38:59 GMT -5
Lard of Darkness The Indestructible Fork The Red Devil('s food cake) The Best Pure Baker in the history of the game The Measuring Cup for all Superstars of the WWE Signature Match: Berried Alive |
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
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Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 3, 2018 7:24:15 GMT -5
So tired of this deadpan Deadman humor i mean dude it was right there. gotta go for that low hanging fruit. I think I aimed for too many joke levels at the same time. it was an undertaker/cooking pun, said in deadpan style |
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
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Post by Sephiroth on Jan 3, 2018 7:57:57 GMT -5
“The steak may end at Wrestlemania.. But you will never live to talk about it!”
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Post by golding on Jan 3, 2018 8:42:18 GMT -5
He would have to be called The Underbaker.  Whenever he burns his cake he's called the Overbaker. |
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Post by Macho Pichu on Jan 3, 2018 10:00:54 GMT -5
You've done it now
You've gone and made a birthday cake
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Jan 3, 2018 11:10:55 GMT -5
This threadbread...  |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 3, 2018 15:47:38 GMT -5
Something something Mark is a bottom in bed something something Mark wants to watch something on TV in a couple minutes something something Underfaker.  |
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Post by Pgarodactyl on Jan 3, 2018 16:45:51 GMT -5
He could sell bread to Subway... be the Bundertaker.
Dammit.. I really wanted Dead Man Wok-ing.
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Post by northernmonkey on Jan 3, 2018 20:53:55 GMT -5
Keep sausage rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'
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thecrusherwi
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Brawl For All
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Post by thecrusherwi on Jan 3, 2018 21:05:33 GMT -5
Paul Bearer used to teach him how to make his own butter
"The churn! The churn! The power of the churn!! Ohhhhhhh yeeeeeeeesssss!"
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Post by thegame415 on Jan 3, 2018 21:56:11 GMT -5
Just make sure there’s nothing with cucumbers.
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