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Post by Skeletor on Jan 5, 2018 20:48:17 GMT -5
What would be the worst ways to pass away? I want to avoid those.
Suggestions?
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Post by Urethra Franklin on Jan 5, 2018 20:57:53 GMT -5
When I go, I wanna go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather and not screaming in terror like his passengers.
Pretty sure that’s an Emo Phillips joke.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2018 21:01:59 GMT -5
When I go, I wanna go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather and not screaming in terror like his passengers. Pretty sure that’s an Emo Phillips joke. I thought so too but a little research seems to suggest it's from "Deep Thoughts with Jack Handy" on SNL and might be earlier than that. Edit: It appears to be from British comedian Bob Monkhouse.
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Post by arrogantmodel on Jan 5, 2018 21:11:37 GMT -5
I am terrified of drowning.
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Post by Spider2024 on Jan 5, 2018 21:12:13 GMT -5
Death by airlock failure. Death by brain parasite. Death by sonic diarrhea. (Oh, you don't want that!)
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2018 21:14:32 GMT -5
are we talking painful or humiliating?
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball☝🏻 on Jan 5, 2018 21:16:30 GMT -5
When I go, I wanna go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather and not screaming in terror like his passengers. Pretty sure that’s an Emo Phillips joke. Emo’s joke is “Remember the final words of my grandfather who said “A truck.”
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Jan 5, 2018 21:18:19 GMT -5
Ok if it breaks board rules I understand if this gets deleted or edited. WARNING GROSS STUFF AHEAD
For a bit over 10 years I worked in a morgue. We got in lots of nasty stuff. The worst I saw was a body that had been in water for almost a week,and crabs had started eating pieces of the body.
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Jan 5, 2018 21:18:56 GMT -5
Ok if it breaks board rules I understand if this gets deleted or edited. WARNING GROSS STUFF AHEAD
For a bit over 10 years I worked in a morgue. We got in lots of nasty stuff. The worst I saw was a body that had been in water for almost a week,and crabs had started eating pieces of the body.
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Post by Natural Born Farmer on Jan 5, 2018 21:19:00 GMT -5
I can’t imagine a more traumatic experience than dying in a plane crash. Burning would also be awful in the sense that you’d suffer immensely and might live, but you’ll wish you hadn’t.
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Post by Captain Patren Fenderbaum-X on Jan 5, 2018 21:26:04 GMT -5
Worst painful way probably drowning
Worst painful way in a humiliating fashion ...on the can
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 5, 2018 21:27:52 GMT -5
Being eaten by wolves like Gerald Ford.
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Post by Dub H on Jan 5, 2018 21:29:03 GMT -5
Posting in the FAN Forum
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2018 21:55:43 GMT -5
getting eaten alive is a fear i have. Also giant spiders
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2018 22:03:31 GMT -5
Slow terminal illness
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Post by Fade is a CodyCryBaby on Jan 5, 2018 22:08:39 GMT -5
I saw two on Reddit that stuck with me..
An elevator malfunctioned so a young guy got stuck between the floor and the moving elevator. Stuck. And basically crushed to death over a prolonged amount of time until finally being yanked out.
And another of a mother and child on an escalator when one of the steps let go, the kid barely managed to leap forward but the Mom fell through and was obviously killed.
Both in China, IIRC.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Jan 5, 2018 22:18:59 GMT -5
Painful and humiliating
Vlad the Impalers preferred method of execution.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jan 5, 2018 22:34:17 GMT -5
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ScaphismBasically you are covered in your diarrhea as flies slowly eat you and lay eggs in your body until you die of septic shock.
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Post by atgnatpodcast on Jan 5, 2018 22:43:59 GMT -5
I wanna go surrounded by lots of friends and family....
In a house fire
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Post by riseofsetian1981 on Jan 5, 2018 23:13:04 GMT -5
For me drowning and being buried alive is two of my biggest fears. Of course, none of us want to think about dying as the finality of it can be very horrifying in and of itself. For me it's definitely drowning or being buried alive.
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