"Mr. Literal" Daniel Bryan

[The Heartbreak TWERK]

Be careful what you say around him. He might make it happen.

Or something.

I guess.

Whatever... stop trying to make Daniel Bryan unlikable.

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I admit I zoned out when Bryan was talking.

What'd he say?

[Dub H]

Jan 9, 2018 22:27:17 GMT -5 @ambrosefan said:

I admit I zoned out when Bryan was talking.

What'd he say?

Gable said " What you want us to do?Beat the Usos twice in one night?"

So Bryan said it was a great idea and made a 2 out of 3 falls match for the rumble

[Perd]

Someone should put the Figurative 4 on him.

[DASH 243✅]

So Daniel Bryan you want me to sleep with your wife?

[Allie Kitsune]

Jan 9, 2018 22:52:54 GMT -5 DASH 243✅ said:

So Daniel Bryan you want me to sleep with your wife?

"My contract states that I must do whatever the office thinks is going to keep you from following me to New Japan when I leave in September, so please hold still while I shank you with this rusty shiv."

[King Devitt: What Plants Crave]

"Daniel Bryan you can just kiss my ass!"


(waits patiently)

[Chiral]

Half of the segments tonight Bryan seemed like he had horse tranquilizers.

[Heartbreaker]

Sami Zayn: "Hey Daniel, I f***ed your mum!"

Daniel Bryan: "Really!? Good for her, it's been ages since she had a loving man!"

[MAD TITAN]

Haven't watched in a while. But has the YES! chants died out?

[Fade]

Jan 10, 2018 0:28:31 GMT -5 MAD TITAN said:

Haven't watched in a while. But has the YES! chants died out?

No. I found it hilarious at the beginning when Renee is asking AJ "Do you think Daniel Bryan's decision was unfair and biased?"

And the crowd passionately and gleefully chants "YES!"

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To be honest he's been a total heel since his retirement anyway. All his likeability to me has ebbed away as GM.

Real life too, because given his previous diagnosis and symptoms etc, his desire to work again when he has a young family infuriates me.

[benstudd]

Jan 10, 2018 4:36:10 GMT -5 @returnofthestryker said:

To be honest he's been a total heel since his retirement anyway. All his likeability to me has ebbed away as GM.

Real life too, because given his previous diagnosis and symptoms etc, his desire to work again when he has a young family infuriates me.

Then again, you're not his mom.

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Jan 10, 2018 4:40:11 GMT -5 benstudd said:

Jan 10, 2018 4:36:10 GMT -5 @returnofthestryker said:

To be honest he's been a total heel since his retirement anyway. All his likeability to me has ebbed away as GM.

Real life too, because given his previous diagnosis and symptoms etc, his desire to work again when he has a young family infuriates me.

Then again, you're not his mom.

No but if someone is acting irresponsibly like that, I reserve the right to not be a fan of them. I'm about as big a WWE mark as you find but I wouldn't watch any show he worked now.

[EoE: Workin On My Night Cheese]

Jan 10, 2018 0:13:59 GMT -5 Heartbreaker said:

Sami Zayn: "Hey Daniel, I f***ed your mum!"

Daniel Bryan: "Really!? Good for her, it's been ages since she had a loving man!"

Oh my GOD, that'd be dark as f*** given his old man died like two weeks after he won the world title at WM30.

[PTBartman]

Jan 10, 2018 4:40:11 GMT -5 benstudd said:

Jan 10, 2018 4:36:10 GMT -5 @returnofthestryker said:

To be honest he's been a total heel since his retirement anyway. All his likeability to me has ebbed away as GM.

Real life too, because given his previous diagnosis and symptoms etc, his desire to work again when he has a young family infuriates me.

Then again, you're not his mom.

You know what?, that's an absolutely wonderful Ideal. From now on Strykerbacksilence will be Daniel Bryan's mom. Great ideal Benstud, Keep up the good work.

[Futureraven: Beelzebruv]

Jan 10, 2018 6:48:34 GMT -5 PTBartman said:

Jan 10, 2018 4:40:11 GMT -5 benstudd said:

Then again, you're not his mom.

You know what?, that's an absolutely wonderful Ideal. From now on Strykerbacksilence will be Daniel Bryan's mom. Great ideal Benstud, Keep up the good work.

Jan 10, 2018 0:13:59 GMT -5 Heartbreaker said:

Sami Zayn: "Hey Daniel, I f***ed your mum!"

Daniel Bryan: "Really!? Good for her, it's been ages since she had a loving man!"

Well Stryker, get ready for some skanking.

[Heartbreaker]

Jan 10, 2018 6:36:16 GMT -5 EoE: Workin On My Night Cheese said:

Jan 10, 2018 0:13:59 GMT -5 Heartbreaker said:

Sami Zayn: "Hey Daniel, I f***ed your mum!"

Daniel Bryan: "Really!? Good for her, it's been ages since she had a loving man!"

Oh my GOD, that'd be dark as f*** given his old man died like two weeks after he won the world title at WM30.

Ehh, I believe Bryan's parents were divorced. So my joke isn't exactly dark!

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Jan 10, 2018 6:58:53 GMT -5 Futureraven: Beelzebruv said:

Jan 10, 2018 6:48:34 GMT -5 PTBartman said:

You know what?, that's an absolutely wonderful Ideal. From now on Strykerbacksilence will be Daniel Bryan's mom. Great ideal Benstud, Keep up the good work.

Jan 10, 2018 0:13:59 GMT -5 Heartbreaker said:

Sami Zayn: "Hey Daniel, I f***ed your mum!"

Daniel Bryan: "Really!? Good for her, it's been ages since she had a loving man!"

Well Stryker, get ready for some skanking.

Well...this thread took a turn I wasn't expecting.

My pearls.

[EoE: Workin On My Night Cheese]

Jan 10, 2018 7:08:15 GMT -5 Heartbreaker said:

Jan 10, 2018 6:36:16 GMT -5 EoE: Workin On My Night Cheese said:

Oh my GOD, that'd be dark as f*** given his old man died like two weeks after he won the world title at WM30.

Ehh, I believe Bryan's parents were divorced. So my joke isn't exactly dark!

Well, that's what I get for just looking for the part of Wikipedia mentioning his dad being dead, not the part earlier where it mentions his divorce with his mum.