Chiral
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Post by Chiral on Jan 15, 2018 20:04:10 GMT -5
Braun's pants should also have Braun's face on them, so Braun can be measured in Braun faces.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2018 20:04:26 GMT -5
Braun is such a monster, he wears his own merchandised t shirt to the ring!
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cjb01: Limited Edition Item!
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Post by cjb01: Limited Edition Item! on Jan 15, 2018 20:04:27 GMT -5
"ONE OF THE MOST SHOCKING, STARTLING, AND UNBELIEVABLE THINGS I'VE EVER SEEN!"
Any time you put STARTLING in a f**ing statement, it really takes the edge off shit Cole...
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Post by edgestar on Jan 15, 2018 20:04:44 GMT -5
I'm bummed about JJ being injured. I hope they don't drop the dad angle, if he has to miss time. The guy is hilarious!! They could have Kurt keep getting interrupted during interviews with text messages from JJ asking for Ice Cream / saying he's bored / complaining that his pillow isn't fluffy enough. Practice safe collegeing, guys! |
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Jan 15, 2018 20:04:53 GMT -5
Starting with Braun is the right way to do it. this is true with literally every show. Braun should just show up and open every show. f*** brand splits...who’s gonna stop him? |
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Post by The Heartbreak TWERK on Jan 15, 2018 20:04:53 GMT -5
Oh no, he's telling stories...
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Post by MrElijah on Jan 15, 2018 20:04:57 GMT -5
Here's the One Man Crime Spree!
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Post by Chiral on Jan 15, 2018 20:05:00 GMT -5
"I want to tell you all a short story"
*flashbacks to Sheamus and his uncle's arse stories*
*flashbacks to Roman and the Beanstalk*
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Post by Hypnosis on Jan 15, 2018 20:05:08 GMT -5
Can't wait to see how Braun murders Sami during the mixed match challenge. Poor Becky, though. She won't even make it out of the first round. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2018 20:05:14 GMT -5
Oh god no...
Braun turned face and now he's about to tell a story...
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Jan 15, 2018 20:05:18 GMT -5
Well, at least this story is better than the time Roman tried it in a Royal Rumble buildup.
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Jan 15, 2018 20:05:24 GMT -5
Oh no, he's telling stories... Will it involve snakes? |
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Post by The Heartbreak TWERK on Jan 15, 2018 20:05:28 GMT -5
Good story.
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He has no pants! What a heathen!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Jan 15, 2018 20:05:29 GMT -5
man, even his tongue is huge
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jan 15, 2018 20:05:32 GMT -5
~pause for sound guy to hit music~
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2018 20:05:42 GMT -5
These poor saps are about to get murderized. lol
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Post by The Heartbreak TWERK on Jan 15, 2018 20:05:44 GMT -5
Kurbangle.
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Post by edgestar on Jan 15, 2018 20:05:54 GMT -5
My son's security is here
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2018 20:05:54 GMT -5
That promo would've been perfect if Braun left after saying, "and he became the new Universal Champion."
But because this is Raw, this has to go on for another 10-15 minutes.
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Post by ERON on Jan 15, 2018 20:06:09 GMT -5
One of those cops looks like Road Warrior Animal merged with Bubba Ray Dudley.
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