chazraps
Wade Wilson
Better have my money when I come-a collect!
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Post by chazraps on Jan 16, 2018 0:33:26 GMT -5
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dav
Hank Scorpio
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Post by dav on Jan 16, 2018 0:45:01 GMT -5
If I wanted to tramautise someone, I'd print hundreds of copies of that face and glue them to their bedroom walls while they slept.
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Jan 16, 2018 1:31:03 GMT -5
Essential Ernest, but no Ernest Goes to Camp, Scared Stupid, or Saves Christmas? Essential, my ass!
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Post by Final Countdown Jones on Jan 16, 2018 4:02:17 GMT -5
Essential Ernest, but no Ernest Goes to Camp, Scared Stupid, or Saves Christmas? Essential, my ass! "Essential" here means they rounded up a handful of Ernest projects nobody would buy on their own and tried to sell them as a huge deal. In the days where DVDs were still a really big thing companies did shit like this all the time. There were actually companies built around buying the rights to shitty indie movies of whatever genre they thought would sell (horror was a big one) and then trying to sell people DVDs with five movies on them where all the movies f***ing sucked.
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2018 5:56:01 GMT -5
Earnest goes to Africa? I’m sure that this is a top notch film right there.
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Mozenrath
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Foppery and Whim
Speedy Speed Boy
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Post by Mozenrath on Jan 16, 2018 6:13:26 GMT -5
Earnest goes to Africa? I’m sure that this is a top notch film right there. I wish it was Ernest going to India, instead. Someone's gotta.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jan 16, 2018 7:36:36 GMT -5
Essential Ernest, but no Ernest Goes to Camp, Scared Stupid, or Saves Christmas? Essential, my ass! Also, no Ernest Goes to Prison. Those are probably the three best movies in the series.
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Jan 16, 2018 7:41:20 GMT -5
“Hey Verne, watch me run this here rasslin promotion!”
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Jan 16, 2018 7:49:27 GMT -5
Essential Ernest, but no Ernest Goes to Camp, Scared Stupid, or Saves Christmas? Essential, my ass! "Essential" here means they rounded up a handful of Ernest projects nobody would buy on their own and tried to sell them as a huge deal. In the days where DVDs were still a really big thing companies did shit like this all the time. There were actually companies built around buying the rights to shitty indie movies of whatever genre they thought would sell (horror was a big one) and then trying to sell people DVDs with five movies on them where all the movies f***ing sucked. I know, I was just making a joke. Martial Arts and action movies were bad about that as well. You'd get those compilations that would include 1 Jean Claude Van Damme movie, if you're lucky a Don "The Dragon" Wilson movie, and the rest would be filled out with people like a K-Mart Van Damme, an Estevez that was kicked out of the family, a dude who was once in a Bruce Lee movie, and a Dollar Tree Cynthia Rothrock.
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Ultimo Gallos
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Dreams SUCK!Nightmares live FOREVER!
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Jan 16, 2018 12:23:48 GMT -5
Essential Ernest, but no Ernest Goes to Camp, Scared Stupid, or Saves Christmas? Essential, my ass! At the time of that release those films were not under contract to whatever company released the set. But the pictured set does have 4 hours of Ernest commercials. Which are funnier than any of his film and very essential.
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TGM
Hank Scorpio
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Post by TGM on Jan 16, 2018 14:02:41 GMT -5
Ernest Goes to Impact
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Post by Feargus McReddit on Jan 16, 2018 14:04:27 GMT -5
Earnest goes to Africa? I’m sure that this is a top notch film right there. I wish it was Ernest going to India, instead. Someone's gotta. It’d probably have drew more than Jinder Mahal.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2018 16:37:40 GMT -5
I'll admit it.
I owned this several years ago. The movies aren't very good, obviously.
I can't remember which movie it was, but Ernest says something about wanting watch The Undertaker on Monday Night RAW.
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Jan 16, 2018 17:39:35 GMT -5
Someone needs to make a poster of this face to be seen on camera at the Royal Rumble
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Chainsaw
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A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Jan 16, 2018 17:52:24 GMT -5
Completely inaccurate. No way would you see a Ernest DVD sharing shelf space with a TNA DVD, it's way beneath Ernest to do that.
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cjh
Hank Scorpio
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Post by cjh on Jan 16, 2018 17:59:42 GMT -5
It's missing the best one.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Jan 16, 2018 18:34:32 GMT -5
Ernest goes to tna...his check bounced.
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Post by Hulk With A Mustache on Jan 16, 2018 18:37:46 GMT -5
“Hey Verne, watch me run this here rasslin promotion!” He couldn't be worse than anyone who's actually run TNA.
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mrbananagrabber
King Koopa
Paul Heyman's unofficial joke writer
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Jan 16, 2018 18:38:59 GMT -5
It's missing the best one. *Comes in to post this* Damn it. *Leaves*
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Post by Final Countdown Jones on Jan 16, 2018 18:47:18 GMT -5
"Essential" here means they rounded up a handful of Ernest projects nobody would buy on their own and tried to sell them as a huge deal. In the days where DVDs were still a really big thing companies did shit like this all the time. There were actually companies built around buying the rights to shitty indie movies of whatever genre they thought would sell (horror was a big one) and then trying to sell people DVDs with five movies on them where all the movies f***ing sucked. I know, I was just making a joke. Martial Arts and action movies were bad about that as well. You'd get those compilations that would include 1 Jean Claude Van Damme movie, if you're lucky a Don "The Dragon" Wilson movie, and the rest would be filled out with people like a K-Mart Van Damme, an Estevez that was kicked out of the family, a dude who was once in a Bruce Lee movie, and a Dollar Tree Cynthia Rothrock. They're made to be bought only by suckers but honestly the bad movie night fodder on those things is worth buying into the obvious scam.
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