ASYLUMHAUSEN
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on May 25, 2020 19:43:14 GMT -5
I hope Marty keeps showing up and for some reason Matt Hardy is the only one who can recognize him. Yes. This. And only Damascus can see him because it wasn’t Marty’s friends who are dead...it was Marty that was dead all along! *M. Night Shamalanadingdong-esque twist!* (and this is how you also get an Adam Cole cameo/appearance if the 7 Deities permit it)
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Post by toodarkmark on May 25, 2020 21:49:12 GMT -5
Joey Ryan and Vanguard-1 funerals are peak wrestling entertainment.
The quality on the BTE's has risen since 200. I thought they were ending it, but they've been magic lately.
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Post by thegatewaydrug on May 25, 2020 22:01:40 GMT -5
Popped for Matt Hardy calling Jesus Christ "a good brother". That and the Ruby Riott line (for those who don't know, Peter Avalon once appeared on a Halloween indie show dressed in her gear, and he looked disturbingly like her), and of course Marty showing up at the end and getting no sold. twitter.com/PAvalon/status/1099156009614860289?s=20
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Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on May 25, 2020 22:52:26 GMT -5
This may be my favorite BTE episode. It's way up there in any case.
Brandon got me teary-eyed.
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Post by Steveweiser on May 25, 2020 23:39:04 GMT -5
Popped for Matt Hardy calling Jesus Christ "a good brother". That and the Ruby Riott line (for those who don't know, Peter Avalon once appeared on a Halloween indie show dressed in her gear, and he looked disturbingly like her), and of course Marty showing up at the end and getting no sold. This replaced the whale in my nightmares a while ago.
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Post by Derk! on May 26, 2020 0:12:18 GMT -5
Best BTE in a while and considering the consistent quality of the last few, that's saying something.
Great cameo at the end. And that funeral. *chef's kiss*
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Post by Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks on May 26, 2020 1:22:08 GMT -5
My favorite episode so far, just wall-to-wall brilliance.
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Post by Macho Pichu on May 26, 2020 6:29:12 GMT -5
So does Marty live near Jacksonville, or was he brought all the way out just for that cameo?
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Post by HisRoyalGreeness on May 26, 2020 6:44:00 GMT -5
Hopefully I’m never put in the position where someone near me says “I believe in Christ” because things are gonna get real awkward, real fast.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on May 26, 2020 6:57:14 GMT -5
So does Marty live near Jacksonville, or was he brought all the way out just for that cameo? I don't know for sure, but it's generally a safe bet that an immigrant pro wrestler would live in Florida. There's no income tax, the weather is nice, the overseas flight back home is just a plane ride over the Atlantic, and the WWE Performance Center and AEW's home base arena is there for career advancement opportunities, or if you have dated anyone in a major company in the past.
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ASYLUMHAUSEN
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on May 26, 2020 9:11:27 GMT -5
Hopefully I’m never put in the position where someone near me says “I believe in Christ” because things are gonna get real awkward, real fast. As somebody who is on Team Cody in...that sense? Yeah. Same. 😂
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Post by flowercity on May 26, 2020 9:44:56 GMT -5
Hopefully I’m never put in the position where someone near me says “I believe in Christ” because things are gonna get real awkward, real fast. yeah i hate when people have different beliefs then me.
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Post by thegatewaydrug on May 26, 2020 10:41:00 GMT -5
Hopefully I’m never put in the position where someone near me says “I believe in Christ” because things are gonna get real awkward, real fast. yeah i hate when people have different beliefs then me. Do ya?!? (There, we've come full circle.)
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Post by jabronidrive on May 26, 2020 11:03:41 GMT -5
Just stop...stop jerking off...
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ASYLUMHAUSEN
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on May 26, 2020 13:14:16 GMT -5
yeah i hate when people have different beliefs then me. Do ya?!? (There, we've come full circle.) ![](https://thumbs.gfycat.com/AgonizingSomeAmericanalligator-small.gif)
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Post by Chainsaw on May 26, 2020 13:29:21 GMT -5
"Guys, GUYS, YOU IDIOTS...you let him walk out... without paying a tip!" "Oh my god, our reputation!"
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Post by Feargus McReddit on May 26, 2020 13:50:14 GMT -5
With 75% more Gunns.
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Post by Ishmeal Loves Kaseyhausen on May 26, 2020 20:18:35 GMT -5
So many little things that were hilarious. I died at Matt yelling in the background every time the funeral got derailed.
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Post by HisRoyalGreeness on May 26, 2020 22:18:21 GMT -5
yeah i hate when people have different beliefs then me. Do ya?!? (There, we've come full circle.) Thank you. Lol.
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Post by deadzeppelin on May 28, 2020 4:54:33 GMT -5
"This is a f***ing drone! You dragged me to Joey Ryans funeral, he wasn't even dead. This is the drizzling shits" Kaz stole the show for me. His straight man to all the absurdity was played to absolute perfection. Funeral segment was just outstanding
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