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Post by 1 Free Moon-Down with Burger on Feb 20, 2018 20:20:42 GMT -5
I feel like Kevin Owens’ entire run in WWE can be described with “Sounds great on paper”
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Feb 20, 2018 20:21:22 GMT -5
I can't believe a TEAM of PROFESSIONAL writers thought that boil on your back line was worthy of putting on television. Just imagine the shit that got scrapped. I didn't see the promo but I've been seeing a lot of comments about writers so I gotta ask this, why is everyone assuming Styles had a writer? What exactly happened in the promo? I could have sworn he had his own say now like other top guys do. I dunno I just assume EVERYONE has stuff written for them. He basically said "I'm glad you got that boil removed from your back....you know him as Sami Zayn". I mean even if Styles wrote it himself then I can't believe HE thought it was a good line.
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Post by xCompackx on Feb 20, 2018 20:21:41 GMT -5
So, we're seriously supposed to be cheering for Dolph here? 'Cause I'd rather cheer for the ring posts than Dolph Ziggler.
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Feb 20, 2018 20:22:02 GMT -5
Ziggler's stupid pants tag makes it look like he's sprouting a black tail, which would be the most character development he's ever had. Next week, Dolph comes out to the ring with a floppy ears headband. He insists everyone call him "Dog Ziggler."
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Post by Chiral on Feb 20, 2018 20:22:13 GMT -5
I can't believe a TEAM of PROFESSIONAL writers thought that boil on your back line was worthy of putting on television. Just imagine the shit that got scrapped. I'm gonna spitball some because I don't care about this match: -Dolph legally changes his name to Zolph Diggler and we get to see the legal process of a name change on screen -Secret long lost triplet of Kane and Undertaker, it's revealed to also be Kane -Rene Dupree, world champion -Alberto comes back and something something aggressive -AJ Styles vs. Kevin Owens with Shane as referee: SD main event of WM34 -Dolph wins the Rumble, gives it up and leaves again -Baron Corbin gets a hot air balloon driver (?) gimmick -Chad Gable becomes a gynecologist -Jeff Jarrett mega push -Daniel Bryan has to fight a child -A match where if AJ Styles loses he can never cut his hair again -John Cena sneaks into the writers' room to rag on them and break the fourth wall -Bobby Roode: lottery ticket enthusiast -The writers explore addiction when Randy Orton gives up the RKO
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Feb 20, 2018 20:22:19 GMT -5
didn't they just make that movie a couple of years ago?
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Feb 20, 2018 20:22:23 GMT -5
So, we're seriously supposed to be cheering for Dolph here? 'Cause I'd rather cheer for the ring posts than Dolph Ziggler. If you put a bleached blonde wig on the ring post, it would have more presence than Ziggler.
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Post by Hypnosis on Feb 20, 2018 20:22:33 GMT -5
Each SmackDown gets progressively worse and worse to the point where technical difficulties would be an improvement. Reminds me of that Technical Difficulties thread that I found in the FAN archives a while back.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2018 20:23:10 GMT -5
WWE needs to do the right thing and end this match.
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Feb 20, 2018 20:23:35 GMT -5
So, we're seriously supposed to be cheering for Dolph here? the answer is "no", always, forever, and 100% no.
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Feb 20, 2018 20:23:55 GMT -5
I can't believe a TEAM of PROFESSIONAL writers thought that boil on your back line was worthy of putting on television. Just imagine the shit that got scrapped. I'm gonna spitball some because I don't care about this match: -Dolph legally changes his name to Zolph Diggler and we get to see the legal process of a name change on screen -Secret long lost triplet of Kane and Undertaker, it's revealed to also be Kane -Rene Dupree, world champion -Alberto comes back and something something aggressive -AJ Styles vs. Kevin Owens with Shane as referee: SD main event of WM34 -Dolph wins the Rumble, gives it up and leaves again -Baron Corbin gets a hot air balloon driver (?) gimmick -Chad Gable becomes a gynecologist -Jeff Jarrett mega push -Daniel Bryan has to fight a child -A match where if AJ Styles loses he can never cut his hair again -John Cena sneaks into the writers' room to rag on them and break the fourth wall -Bobby Roode: lottery ticket enthusiast -The writers explore addiction when Randy Orton gives up the RKO And here i was expecting the list to be BAD things! I genuinely would like to see how Roode loving the lottery would play out on TV actually.
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Post by 1 Free Moon-Down with Burger on Feb 20, 2018 20:24:15 GMT -5
Remember how excited people were for Samoa Joe vs Owens in NXT? Then they had a forgettable match and moved on.
Thats been every Kevin Owens feud in WWE outside of the first Cena match.
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Feb 20, 2018 20:24:23 GMT -5
It’s scary how much Mandy Rose resembles Trish Stratus. I'm seein' double: FOUR Trishes!
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Post by Helen of Jasper Troy on Feb 20, 2018 20:24:38 GMT -5
The split screen is always so funny to me cause there's always more going on in the commercials than in the matches
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Post by xCompackx on Feb 20, 2018 20:25:28 GMT -5
Every single time I see that Krypton ad, I get a little excited because it looks like a Mortal Kombat thing.
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Post by Hypnosis on Feb 20, 2018 20:25:39 GMT -5
WWE needs to do the right thing and end this match. "Do the right thing, WWE!"
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2018 20:25:48 GMT -5
Has Byron said anything homoerotic yet?
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Post by 1 Free Moon-Down with Burger on Feb 20, 2018 20:26:03 GMT -5
The split screen is always so funny to me cause there's always more going on in the commercials than in the matches Bruce Willis is literally killing someone with a chain and Im expected to watch Dolph Ziggler work a limb?
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Feb 20, 2018 20:26:13 GMT -5
I looked up and this match is still going and it feels like ten years have passed.
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Post by MrElijah on Feb 20, 2018 20:26:22 GMT -5
I want Saxton to hate Owens forever.
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