You guys know that abandoned summer camp by the lake?

[FinalGwen]

Bit busy at the moment, all my friends are right here for the best spring break of the year. We're five college students on our way to an old abandoned cabin in the woods.

[CubsFan71]

I’d love to but my friends and I are throwing a Halloween party over in Haddonfield. By the way, some crazy old man named Loomis keeps asking me if I’ve seen Michael. Anyone know what that’s about?

[Mozenrath]

Feb 28, 2018 0:50:07 GMT -5 Glitch said:

Nah. I'll just stay here and play with this cube. I don't know where it came from, but it's best not to be nosey.

Later, we can go to a party with other people who know about the cubes, put masks on, and Superman can get a blowjob.

[The Barber]

Feb 27, 2018 16:53:47 GMT -5 mcmahonfan85 said:

there one where all those separate groups of people have been brutally murdered over the years? i think we should go camping there this weekend. we can drink, smoke pot, have premarital sex. it'd be a lot of fun, and nothing bad could happen. so who's in?

That sounds dangerous. You should let me and my crew consisting of a redhead, a lesbian and a pothead who swears his dog is talking to him, to check it out. You'll know it's me when you see the words, 'MYSTERY MACHINE' written in the side of our van.

[dav]

Language warning.

[MiLB Fan]

After everything that happened at Camp Arawak? No thanks.

[Hit Girl]

I'm going camping near that abandoned nuclear test site from the 1940's where those hillbillies who refused to move, all mysteriously disappeared.

[Lupin the Third]

I'd love to join you guys, but I just recently got this new job that I'm starting soon.

I get to be a night guard at a pizza place with cutesy animatronics. Seems kinda boring, but pay is pay.

[genericusername]

Nah, I'm gonna make some popcorn and watch some horror movies, i would invite my best friend, but he has to go meet up with his girlfriends parents, hope they aren't rac- hold on I'll be right back, some jackass is calling me.

[Cvslfc123]

Some guy tried to kill me so I knocked him out, I'm not going to kill him though as I know he won't just get up and eventually succeed in killing me.

[Jumpin' Jesse Walsh]

Isn't that the camp that's somehow just a short boat ride away Manhattan?

[WoodStoner1]

I really want to learn how to float. There's this clown who says he can teach me as apparently everything floats where he is.

Or if I want to stay home, I found this interesting book I want to read. No title, and what an odd beginning line: "Khandar Estrada khandos thrus...?"

[brody]

The woman in the radiator seems more entertaining.

[northernmonkey]

Hey gang, let's split up!

[thatloser]

Sorry I have a dentist appointment with Dr. Feinstone

[Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!!]

I'd come along but my friend Donald invited me over for dinner. Guy makes the best meat sandwiches.

[atgnatpodcast]

Busy this weekend... me and two others are heading into the woods of Burkitsville Maryland....to make a documentary... will be gone a few days

[Ryushinku]

Sorry, but I've got to go along to the prom this weekend. It's gonna be a huge laugh, my friends have this prank all set up with a bucket of pig's blood, gonna be so funny when that drops.

[y4j1981]

Sounds like you all are gonna have good times. All I am gonna do is stay home alone and watch the video I got from the store. Don't know what's on it, it's just a tape with no labels at all.

EDIT: Just finished it, weird video just a bunch of random scenes about some girl named Samara and a well. Prank caller keeps calling my phone with a girl talking bout 7 days...wonder what's that about?

[fw91]

I just picked the phone and a man with a strange voice asked me, what's my favorite scary move?
I answered,"The Miracle Worker." and he actually laughed and replied "Well played, I won't kill you."