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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Apr 4, 2018 16:38:24 GMT -5
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Apr 4, 2018 17:35:45 GMT -5
He thinks he's a lot smarter than he actually is, doesn't he?
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Post by Fade on Apr 4, 2018 17:57:07 GMT -5
wut
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Post by Citizen Snips on Apr 4, 2018 18:01:09 GMT -5
Here's an easy one: You made a garbage movie, Zack.
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Post by Tenshigure on Apr 4, 2018 18:03:10 GMT -5
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Post by hossfan on Apr 4, 2018 18:07:22 GMT -5
Must have been lousy sex then if he still needs to take painkillers.
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Post by Chiral BY YJ STINGER on Apr 4, 2018 18:09:28 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2018 18:10:19 GMT -5
It's true.
I use sex as a drug to forget the pain of watching Zack's movies.
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Apr 4, 2018 18:13:21 GMT -5
...uh-huh. and does he sleep with the women before or after he's done Batman-ing? seems like a lot of effort to patrol the streets every night, drive back to Wayne Manor House by Lake to change back into Bruce, then go back out an pick up a woman. and if he sleeps with them before he goes Batman-ing, 1) wouldn't they wonder where the hell he disappeared to all night, and 2) wouldn't having just scored kinda, you know, ease some of his angry tension?
just a guess, but i'm gonna go out on a limb and say Zack Synder didn't think things through when he made the movie
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Post by Tenshigure on Apr 4, 2018 18:25:58 GMT -5
Must have been lousy sex then if he still needs to take painkillers. Or she's just REALLY good... 
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Post by A Sentient Tumbleweed on Apr 4, 2018 18:36:02 GMT -5
I was worried that Scott Snyder (a comics writer I like a lot) had somehow snapped and became crazy. But it's just Zack Snyder being Zack Snyder.
"I use sex to forget MY PARENTS ARE DEAD!!!!"
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Post by jagilki on Apr 4, 2018 18:41:36 GMT -5
So. Batman beats up the pimps of Gotham, for being evil pimps.
Then goes and pays the Pimps for ladies of the night, to help him with his pain.
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Post by Perd on Apr 4, 2018 18:44:35 GMT -5
I use this movie as a sleeping pill.
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Apr 4, 2018 18:44:49 GMT -5
Oh God. What does an aneurysm feel like?
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Post by BlackoutCreature on Apr 4, 2018 18:47:56 GMT -5
...uh-huh. and does he sleep with the women before or after he's done Batman-ing? seems like a lot of effort to patrol the streets every night, drive back to Wayne Manor House by Lake to change back into Bruce, then go back out an pick up a woman. and if he sleeps with them before he goes Batman-ing, 1) wouldn't they wonder where the hell he disappeared to all night, and 2) wouldn't having just scored kinda, you know, ease some of his angry tension? just a guess, but i'm gonna go out on a limb and say Zack Synder didn't think things through when he made the movie You know, in this universe Bruce has been Batman for a pretty long time, and from what little we've seen of Gotham it doesn't look anywhere near as bad as previous interpretations. Plus he probably has a Robin or two around to pick up the slack. It's possible he's reduced violent crime in the city down to some kind of manageable level and doesn't have to go out Batman-ing as regularly as he used to and with his free time goes out picking up random ladies for one night stands. I mean, this doesn't change the fact that this whole idea is incredibly stupid, but it is explainable on some level. I guess.
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Post by Thunderbolt on Apr 4, 2018 19:04:42 GMT -5
Zack Synder should write himself into the DC Cinematic Universe as Zack Synder. Zack Snyder portraying Zack Synder in a movie would be symbolism of symbolism.
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Post by xCompackx on Apr 4, 2018 19:17:07 GMT -5
If I keep scrubbing this shit-covered toilet, it'll get clean one day!
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Post by jagilki on Apr 4, 2018 19:33:05 GMT -5
Oh God. What does an aneurysm feel like? Batman V. Superman.
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Apr 4, 2018 19:43:35 GMT -5
Oh God. What does an aneurysm feel like? Batman V. Superman. there's something to ease the pain though: sex (and painkillers)
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Post by jagilki on Apr 4, 2018 19:44:45 GMT -5
there's something to ease the pain though: sex (and painkillers) It's a vicious cycle.
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