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Post by RI Richmark on Jun 13, 2018 7:09:05 GMT -5
Thanos: Once we collect all six Infinity Stones I'll use their power to wipe out half of all life in existence thus saving the universe.
Ebony Maw: [to audience] Everybody got that? Good!
Meanwhile on the Milano, the Guardians of the Galaxy confront Thor:
Star Lord: On this ship, you are to refer to me as "moron," not "you captain"! I mean - you know what I mean!
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Post by Sephiroth on Jun 13, 2018 12:47:33 GMT -5
Gamora: Why didn’t anyone tell me my ass was so big???
Quill: huh? Sorry I was...distracted.
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Post by Sephiroth on Nov 8, 2018 19:42:58 GMT -5
Nebula: Nobody knows the trouble I seen. Nobody knows but Jesus.
Thanos: (shrug) She’s a bass.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 9, 2018 20:06:53 GMT -5
Infinity War: The Doll!
*pulls string* Let me guess, your home?
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Post by wildojinx on Nov 9, 2018 20:26:30 GMT -5
Spider-Man: Mr. Stark, I dont feel so good,, (suddenly, a tiny version of Venom pops out of his chest and starts singing that "hello my baby" song) Tony: Check please!
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Post by RI Richmark on Nov 11, 2018 23:53:19 GMT -5
As Thanos' massive ship flys by the screen you can see a bumper sticker reading WE BREAK FOR NOBODY!
Meanwhie the Milano is seen with a sticker reading I [heart] URANUS ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- During the battle on Titan Thanos throws a piece of the moon at Iron Man but misses an kills a cameraman offstage.
Thanos: Um....[points to Iron Man] he did it.
Iron Man: What?!
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Post by Sephiroth on May 3, 2019 5:39:16 GMT -5
(Gamora, Nebula, Mantis, Valkyrie. Pepper, Nakia, and co clear through Thanos’ Ray)
Spider-Man-: HOLY SHIT!
Pepper: How was that?
Tony Stark:...not bad.
Thor: Not bad...for girls.
Carol: Hey, that was pretty good for Rambo!
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Post by Push R Truth on May 3, 2019 11:08:07 GMT -5
Rocket to Thor as he walks away, "GET BACK HERE YOU FAT BEARDED BITCH!"
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2019 8:00:03 GMT -5
[Car crashes in front of Hill & Fury. They check on the driver.]
Maria Hill: Hey, get out of there! Where do you think you're going?
Pizza Delivery Man: Pizza to go! Ha ha ha! [dusts into nothingness]
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