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Post by Mozenrath on May 10, 2018 5:03:09 GMT -5
John Cena circa like 2011 would be Old Crow. His act had been aged 3 years, and it was distinctly corny.
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Post by The Barber on May 10, 2018 5:33:12 GMT -5
Which one would be the beer that made those hillbillies go blind?
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on May 10, 2018 6:06:32 GMT -5
Who is Thunderbird?
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Post by MrElijah on May 10, 2018 6:56:16 GMT -5
Does this mean Dean Ambrose is a 40 oz. of Schlitz malt liquor? Colt 45.
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Post by government mule on May 10, 2018 7:29:39 GMT -5
Screw beer, I'm a hard cider guy. ....Which would be the equivalent of whom? Bryan is the cider you get warm off a bus at Glastonbury festival that smells like diesel which you have to drink wearing a straw hat and a flannel shirt. Reigns is Strongbow.
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Post by Surfer Sandman on May 10, 2018 7:34:21 GMT -5
The other day I was trying to explain to my wife why guys like Daniel Bryan is so popular and guys like Roman Reigns get booed. I made the analogy between WWE and craft beer. It is becoming a trend amongst those in the millennial demographic to prefer the homegrown microbrewery labels over the mass marketed products like Budweiser and Coors. It's the same thing with wrestling. Look at home many indy stars are over with the crowd in the WWE. Bryan represents that local flavor of wrestling the fan can connect to, whereas Roman represents the big corporate machine created star. It's not a new trend and not limited to millennials. Either way, I kind of get what you're saying.
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Post by Hypnosis on May 10, 2018 9:30:23 GMT -5
and Jinder Mahal is a Bud Light Lime You're saying that Zack Ryder drank Jinder Mahal? Reminds me of Corey being indignant about Becky. "She called ME a hipster. I laughed so hard, I almost spilled my craft beer." That was my immediate thought after seeing the thread title. Bravo!
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Post by Push R Truth on May 10, 2018 10:26:06 GMT -5
Dean seems more like an "I drink mouthwash" sorta guy
Seth would be Michelob Ultra
I can't think of a beer analogy for Roman. What pops in my head is "I endorse a product you'd never see me caught dead in" sorta guy. Like does anybody really think Shaq drives around in a Buick or that Matthew McConaughey drives a reasonably priced Lincoln? I guess Roman would be portrayed as drinking an Ice Cold Bud in dirt bar but as soon as the directer says CUT he spits it out and orders a cosmo.
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Post by Mozenrath on May 10, 2018 15:53:07 GMT -5
I'm trying to figure out an analogue for BrewDog - Massive indy following but effectively pretty one note Maybe Low Ki/Senshi/Kaval before he f***ed that up for himself. "Do you like kicks?" Audiences: "Yeah." "Good, because that's pretty much all I've got."
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Post by Clint Bobski on May 10, 2018 16:58:23 GMT -5
Carlsberg don't do wrestlers, but if they did...
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Post by Reflecto on May 10, 2018 17:33:37 GMT -5
Let's see... Notoriously cheap product. Even the company behind it knows that it's basically rotgut. The only good thing to be said about it is that it won't make you go blind...probably. Its whole marketing campaign is to people too poor or desperate to care about the quality of what they're seeing. Nope, I have no idea...
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Post by Macho Pichu on May 10, 2018 18:03:57 GMT -5
As a non-drinker, I don't understand these references. I just liked a few of them so I could feel like I was involved somehow because I assume these comparisons work.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on May 10, 2018 18:05:19 GMT -5
If we're sticking solely to beer/malternatives, Roman is Zima.
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on May 11, 2018 0:08:16 GMT -5
Obviously Sandman is Rolling Rock but if we have to go with today’s roster who would it be.....
I see Heath Slater as Pabst Blue Ribbon
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Post by Deleted on May 11, 2018 0:12:13 GMT -5
As a non-drinker, I don't understand these references. I just liked a few of them so I could feel like I was involved somehow because I assume these comparisons work. Haha same, I don't drink at all but i'm enjoying this thread.
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Post by Reflecto on May 11, 2018 1:05:52 GMT -5
Matt Hardy is that one friend of yours who bought a home brewing kit, and he can't shut up about home brewing and how cheap and easy it is. He's become almost like a cult member to home brewing, almost all his hobbies and interests fell by the wayside in favor of it. Every time you talk to him it's about what he's putting in his new brew and how amazing it'll make it. He doesn't sell the stuff, and he makes so much that his entire identity now is home brewing, and honestly sometimes you wonder if the guy who was your friend is still there or if he's just "the home brewing guy." Tell the truth, you wonder if you even have anything in common with the guy anymore.
Then he invites you over to sample the newest beer he finished every so often- and it's amazing. One of the best beers you've ever tasted, bar none. Some of the freshest beer you've had- and even the freshness doesn't hide that the fact- this is genuinely GOOD. Good enough if the guy sold it or entered competitions, he could probably go pro.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on May 11, 2018 1:08:16 GMT -5
I really wish I knew more about beer.
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Post by Deputy Muscle on May 11, 2018 1:28:57 GMT -5
As a non-drinker, I don't understand these references. I just liked a few of them so I could feel like I was involved somehow because I assume these comparisons work. Haha same, I don't drink at all but i'm enjoying this thread. As non-drinkers how do you manage to get through 3 hours of raw???
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on May 11, 2018 3:34:59 GMT -5
Who is sex in a canoe then?
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on May 11, 2018 7:42:00 GMT -5
Aleister Black: Naw, Black’s like a good, high ABV Russian Imperial Stout. Dark as hell and, if you’re not careful, it’ll kick you in the face and knock you on your ass.
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