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Post by Kevin Hamilton on May 20, 2018 10:20:01 GMT -5
I read or saw somewhere that originally they had scenes where she was mean to the kids so it'd play out like the lawyer in the first one, but yeah as is it was like: "Well that was unnecessary." Even that would be a serious case of the punishment not fitting the crime. Gennaro abandoning the kids to a T-Rex attack? That's pretty heinous. Zara being snippy with the two brats who tried to ditch her at every opportunity isn't exactly an offence worthy of being eaten. Oh totally. I mean the pterosaur attack woulda been brutal enough, but then they took it to just nuts levels with the mosasaur. |
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Magnus the Magnificent
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didn't want one.
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on May 20, 2018 12:31:21 GMT -5
And risk exposure to frickin' Newman?
No, thank you.
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clifford
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Post by clifford on May 21, 2018 7:05:57 GMT -5
Even if you're there when things go crazy, your obituary will still read "Killed by a Rampaging Dinosaur" That's a quality death. But what if your epitaph read 'eaten by T-Rex while on the shitter' Actually that's even more awesome. |
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Post by The Barber on May 21, 2018 7:26:37 GMT -5
A better question might be how long would you survive the events of the first movie I'd make the guy who died on the toilet's death look dignified.
A better question might be how long would you survive the events of the first movie I'd be safest of them all. I'm either leaving with Wu and the last of the support staff, or I'm following Hammond into that bunker and staying there until the chopper arrives. Too late! You are dead!
And risk exposure to frickin' Newman? No, thank you. 
BTW, a lot of those dinosaurs could jump and fly. What would prevent us from a dino jumping the fence or a pterodactyl grabbing our tour guide bus and flying away? Also, the T-Rex from the first movie teleported into the lobby of the museum, so how are we being protected from the dinos cloned from Nightcrawler?
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Nosnorb
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Nachos and Fraggle Rock are TIMELESS.
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Post by Nosnorb on May 21, 2018 8:08:49 GMT -5
I can see Dinosaurs anytime I want in the back garden. Why bother going to an Island way off the coast of Costa Rica to see frog gene-spliced monstrosities when I can have a nice time feeding them with grain at the local park?
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andrew8798
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Post by andrew8798 on May 26, 2018 0:51:14 GMT -5
With her death in JW there had to be a deleted scene where she was mean to the kids
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on May 26, 2018 16:33:22 GMT -5
I can see Dinosaurs anytime I want in the back garden. Why bother going to an Island way off the coast of Costa Rica to see frog gene-spliced monstrosities when I can have a nice time feeding them with grain at the local park? Why go to a fancy restaurant when you can just stick something in the microwave, why fly a kite when you can just pop a pill?? |
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