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Post by Sephiroth on Jun 21, 2018 6:07:21 GMT -5
Well... that sounds f***ing awful... and at the time of the Enzo/Nia pairing... were Alexa and Nia even on screen as a pair? this sounds like either something Enzo pitched, or him pulling shit out of his ass. They were...then weren’t. Then they were again...until they weren’t. Honestly Nia should have been playing Alexa’s bodyguard/enforcers from day one. It would have played off their real life friendship, which they have never been shy about, and also would have allowed Alexa to be the weasely heel who wins by unclean means, thereby protecting Mickie James, Sasha, and Bayley instead of destroying their credibility over and over. And the pay off would have been that much huger to have Nia finally realize Alexa is manipulating her and turn face, plating off Nia’s anti-bullying and body-positive social commentary. Its so obvious that I am both amazed and totally unsurprised that they managed to screw it up.
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Post by Push R Truth on Jun 21, 2018 6:26:53 GMT -5
Enzo says a lot of things
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Jun 21, 2018 6:28:13 GMT -5
Well... that sounds f***ing awful... and at the time of the Enzo/Nia pairing... were Alexa and Nia even on screen as a pair? this sounds like either something Enzo pitched, or him pulling shit out of his ass. And the pay off would have been that much huger to have Nia finally realize Alexa is manipulating her and turn face, plating off Nia’s anti-bullying and body-positive social commentary. Its so obvious that I am both amazed and totally unsurprised that they managed to screw it up. I feel like they sorta started out doing that during one of their false splits....until said split was undone for no reason whatsoever
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Post by Thunderbolt on Jun 21, 2018 6:33:05 GMT -5
They need to rehire Enzo and do this storyline. Only now, we get the gift of one of the ladies telling Enzo she wants his CONSENSUAL PENIS.
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Post by tms on Jun 21, 2018 6:39:41 GMT -5
Enzo says a lot of things And lingual's not one of them.
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Post by edgestar on Jun 21, 2018 6:47:02 GMT -5
Enzo says a lot of things "I screwed up", is the one he keeps fumbling.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Jun 21, 2018 7:13:24 GMT -5
Enzo is quickly becoming Russo caliber of "Why do we care what he says at this point?" That's hardly fair. Russo achieved way more. Not sure which one is a worse person, mind, but it's not a contest.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Jun 21, 2018 7:45:14 GMT -5
Yeah Enzo. They were going to feud over the right to make out with a troll doll. Totally.
If it were Balor, or literally anyone besides Enzo, I could buy it.
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Post by Dub H on Jun 21, 2018 9:32:03 GMT -5
Enzo is a crappy person,but this is completely beliviable., VInce loves these angles(Usually it is with Someone like Dolph or Edge,but Enzo was just as sleazy) it is not liek he was saying "Then I was going go have an orgy with the whole division,and then face Brock for the title" Or saying to Vince to pay him to go train MMA ![:P](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/tongue.png)
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Post by Dub H on Jun 21, 2018 9:34:49 GMT -5
I just remember how Drew Gulak was knocking it out the park as Enzo's uncool-but-endearing sidekick and wanting the swerve to be that Nia was hoping Enzo could be a wingman for her & Drew. Man, poor ol' Gulak really dropped off the earth once Enzo got fired. Drew is sadly the biggst victim of Enzo's f*** ups. He was hot,he was on his way to become 205 live biggest babyface
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Post by Deleted on Jun 21, 2018 9:35:49 GMT -5
I liked the Nia/Enzo storyline and I figured Enzo was using her just to keep his title to get himself more heat and Nia over as a sympathetic babyface.
But I could just picture Enzo telling Alexa they should have sex in real life to help get into the storyline more.
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Jun 21, 2018 9:36:36 GMT -5
I can believe that the Undertaker can control lightning and Kane can control fire, that Hulk Hogan can shrug off devastating finishing moves and become stronger.. I couldn't believe that Enzo Amore would be getting action from Alexa Bliss.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 21, 2018 9:44:24 GMT -5
Real1: "Alexa was going to catch me hooking up with Becky Lynch, who was going to then catch me hooking up with her best friend Charlotte Flair, who was going to walk in on me banging Mandy Rose. Eventually, it was going to end in me dating all of them. Bro I'm telling you, it was going to be f***ing great."
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Post by Slanted and Enchanted on Jun 21, 2018 9:51:50 GMT -5
Yeah Enzo. They were going to feud over the right to make out with a troll doll. Totally. If it were Balor, or literally anyone besides Enzo, I could buy it. lol I dunno, if Enzo and Finn went out to a bar I could see Enzo pulling more girls based on his charisma and personality alone. Finn would be in the corner squinting his eyes trying to look mysterious or something. Anyway, Enzo says a lot of dumb crap but this doesn't seem all that unbelievable and something Vince would buy into.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Jun 21, 2018 9:58:04 GMT -5
Real1: "Alexa was going to catch me hooking up with Becky Lynch, who was going to then catch me hooking up with her best friend Charlotte Flair, who was going to walk in on me banging Mandy Rose. Eventually, it was going to end in me dating all of them. Bro I'm telling you, it was going to be f***ing great." So Enzo is Vince Russo's illegitimate child? It all makes sense now, bro.
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Post by The Yes Man on Jun 21, 2018 10:22:48 GMT -5
This really isn’t as unbelievable as everyone seems to be acting.
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Post by lionheart21 on Jun 21, 2018 10:24:17 GMT -5
Enzo says a lot of things "I screwed up", is the one he keeps fumbling. Yep. When you seem to not take any blame for what happened to you, and when you're willing to throw your supposed best friend under the bus because you feel that he should have finished a match where he tore his ACL, I honestly don't give a damn what you say about anything.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Jun 21, 2018 10:28:14 GMT -5
This really isn’t as unbelievable as everyone seems to be acting. I totally buy that this was where the angle was going.
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Post by Chestnutrice on Jun 21, 2018 10:30:49 GMT -5
How is this remotely unbelievable? This seemed like the plausible outcome because Alexa kept interrupting Nia and Enzo. If anything, it would've set up a better storyline.
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Post by The Yes Man on Jun 21, 2018 10:31:26 GMT -5
This really isn’t as unbelievable as everyone seems to be acting. I totally buy that this was where the angle was going. I mean, one of the first Raw’s post split had Sasha acting like she was into Enzo, so it’s not beyond WWE at all.
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