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Post by normcoleman on Dec 29, 2006 7:51:30 GMT -5
It was Backdoor Sluts 9
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Post by Topher is Human on Dec 29, 2006 7:54:05 GMT -5
tell him it was Lord of the Rings
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Post by K7 - WC's Crowd Extra on Dec 29, 2006 7:55:21 GMT -5
Oh no. Now he's going to play it with his friends.
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Dec 29, 2006 7:59:04 GMT -5
I had that happen as my wife & I were in bed. Our daughter came in the room. That's when we learned to lock & close the door.
Thankfully, she was half asleep & didn't see a damn thing & we quickly got her back to bed.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Dec 29, 2006 8:05:18 GMT -5
Don't worry... I accidentally saw a porn when I was a little kid, and it didn't affect me.
Now excuse me, I have to go out and buy some pantyhose, handlotion and a cucumber.
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Post by gimmieabreakbrain on Dec 29, 2006 8:26:27 GMT -5
Don't worry... I accidentally saw a porn when I was a little kid, and it didn't affect me. Now excuse me, I have to go out and buy some pantyhose, handlotion and a cucumber. Dad? ?
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Post by Baixo Astral on Dec 29, 2006 8:48:45 GMT -5
Don't worry... I accidentally saw a porn when I was a little kid, and it didn't affect me. Now excuse me, I have to go out and buy some pantyhose, handlotion and a cucumber. Dad? ? Mongo? ?
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Post by Jiren on Dec 29, 2006 8:51:48 GMT -5
Dad? ? Mongo? ? ROCKY!!!!!!
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Post by Topher is Human on Dec 29, 2006 9:05:03 GMT -5
DONKEY!
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Dec 29, 2006 9:06:13 GMT -5
SNITSKY!!!!
I wish I could find new copies of the porns I stoled from my dad when I was a teenager. Good stuff.
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Post by Doomrider on Dec 29, 2006 9:36:40 GMT -5
My friend Jeff's dad left "Addicted to Black Crack" on the hallway table near his bedroom...we all went to Chili's later that night, and every conversation went like this:
Jeff: "Hey Kev, what are you gonna get?" Me: "Uh I dunno, maybe the BLACKened chicken?" Jeff: "Nah, last time I had that they burned it and there was this BIIIIIG CRACK through it." Me: "A black crack?" Jeff's Dad: "Alright!"
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Post by lackingintaste on Dec 29, 2006 9:39:20 GMT -5
this girl i work with claimed she saw her dad's porn collection and on top was this movie called "blackzilla."
hilarity ensued.
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Post by Chainsaw on Dec 29, 2006 10:00:38 GMT -5
MONKEYS AREN'T DONKEYS!! QUIT TRYING TO CONFUSE ME!!! It was Backdoor very *friendly* persons 9 ...Good choice.
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Post by Chainsaw on Dec 29, 2006 10:02:57 GMT -5
My friend Jeff's dad left "Addicted to Black Crack" on the hallway table near his bedroom...we all went to Chili's later that night, and every conversation went like this: Jeff: "Hey Kev, what are you gonna get?" Me: "Uh I dunno, maybe the BLACKened chicken?" Jeff: "Nah, last time I had that they burned it and there was this BIIIIIG CRACK through it." Me: "A black crack?" Jeff's Dad: "Alright!" Was that an "Alright" as in, "Alright, that's enough!", or "Alright" as in, "Alright! You saw that too?" 'Cause if it was the latter, your dad's awesome.
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Dec 29, 2006 10:05:57 GMT -5
I took my daughter to the zoo & the baboons were having fun. Thankfully, my daughter did not see it.
But I was on the zoo train & 2 rows ahead of me, a little girl said, "Daddy, what are they doing?"
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Dec 29, 2006 10:06:05 GMT -5
This reminded me of that video factory snafu that sent out copies of porn cased in the big plastic VHS cases that were intended for Disney's "Snow White".
Needless to say, a lot of parents were pissed.
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Dec 29, 2006 10:27:54 GMT -5
A few years ago, I was dating a young woman who had a two-and-a-half-year-old daughter. I was spending the night at my girlfriend's house, and we thought her daughter was asleep. We weren't watching porn, but we were, uh ... attempting to re-create our own, without the presence of a video camera. You want a buzz boner-killer? "Mommy? What are you and Matt doing?" So yeah ... that's pretty bad, too. Just thought I'd share. (And for the record, the little one did eventually go to sleep, although my girlfriend and I ended up "staying up" a few hours longer.)
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Post by Jiren on Dec 29, 2006 10:34:45 GMT -5
This reminded me of that video factory snafu that sent out copies of porn cased in the big plastic VHS cases that were intended for Disney's "Snow White". Needless to say, a lot of parents were pissed. Plus little mermaid, one of the pillars on the castle is shaped like a penis
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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2006 10:46:28 GMT -5
This reminded me of that video factory snafu that sent out copies of porn cased in the big plastic VHS cases that were intended for Disney's "Snow White". Needless to say, a lot of parents were pissed. Wow. That one probably ended VERY badly.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Dec 29, 2006 10:52:02 GMT -5
This reminded me of that video factory snafu that sent out copies of porn cased in the big plastic VHS cases that were intended for Disney's "Snow White". Needless to say, a lot of parents were pissed. Wow. That one probably ended VERY badly. Or greatly depending who watched the tape after it was found out.
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