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Post by Rapper & Actor Sammy Davis III on Dec 28, 2006 0:18:07 GMT -5
SMOKE. I'd grab as many cartons of smokes as I could carry and I would smoke in every place I've always wanted to. Churches, City Hall, Museums, hospitals and libraries. then I'd go to all those places you used to be able to smoke but banned it years ago like malls. Reminice on playing MK2 in the arcade while smoking. I would smoke and I would eat red meat, and anybody coming to my new Utopia would be shot at because all they'd want to do is get me to stop eating the red meat and stop smoking the menthols. Then I'd grab a beer, light another, eat more meat and make an 80 foot statue of Denis Leary in the town square.
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Post by Loki on Dec 28, 2006 12:00:14 GMT -5
Looting, stealing some sportcars and driving around like I'm at the Indy Speedway.
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Chainsaw
T
A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Dec 28, 2006 14:38:05 GMT -5
Easy, play KISS in the church and air guitar naked. I am interested in your beliefs, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
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Post by viscera on Dec 28, 2006 14:46:36 GMT -5
Light everything on fire.
Arson is fun!
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Steve Rogers
AC Slater
Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?
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Post by Steve Rogers on Dec 28, 2006 14:58:21 GMT -5
The same thing everyone's done in every movie ever. Wait a couple days for whiskers to grow out on my face, gather a few supplies and start walking/driving in a random direction. Encounter zombies, beat their asses, continue. I got your back, Godz. Let's go whoop some zombie ass, Sandman-style. Just beware of my "betrayal five." (eleventy brazillion points to the first person who catches the reference.) It's a "Scrubs" reference. As for what I'd do: I'd go door to door breaking into as many homes as I can. Then I'd see how they lived and smugly judge them.
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Joie De Vivre
Hank Scorpio
There's always next year.
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Post by Joie De Vivre on Dec 28, 2006 16:51:23 GMT -5
Find the nearest car available and drive to Guitar Center and loot everything in site.
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Post by -Lithium- on Dec 28, 2006 18:23:17 GMT -5
If I can ever get myself to have a lucid dream again, Ill do that...
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The OP
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
changed his name
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Post by The OP on Dec 28, 2006 18:24:07 GMT -5
Brush my teeth. That's not what I would do, it's an order!
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Post by Bullhead on Dec 28, 2006 18:36:30 GMT -5
SMOKE. I'd grab as many cartons of smokes as I could carry and I would smoke in every place I've always wanted to. Churches, City Hall, Museums, hospitals and libraries. then I'd go to all those places you used to be able to smoke but banned it years ago like malls. Reminice on playing MK2 in the arcade while smoking. I would smoke and I would eat red meat, and anybody coming to my new Utopia would be shot at because all they'd want to do is get me to stop eating the red meat and stop smoking the menthols. Then I'd grab a beer, light another, eat more meat and make an 80 foot statue of Denis Leary in the town square. Would the statue have a six foot erection with a giant cheeseburger on the end of it?
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"Hollywood" Cactus Matt
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
You couldn't ask for a better custom title!
How do you spell "Goddess"? C-H-R-I-S-T-Y!
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Dec 28, 2006 20:46:56 GMT -5
SMOKE. I'd grab as many cartons of smokes as I could carry and I would smoke in every place I've always wanted to. Churches, City Hall, Museums, hospitals and libraries. then I'd go to all those places you used to be able to smoke but banned it years ago like malls. Reminice on playing MK2 in the arcade while smoking. I would smoke and I would eat red meat, and anybody coming to my new Utopia would be shot at because all they'd want to do is get me to stop eating the red meat and stop smoking the menthols. Then I'd grab a beer, light another, eat more meat and make an 80 foot statue of Denis Leary in the town square. Would the statue have a six foot erection with a giant cheeseburger on the end of it? I know I would!!
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Dec 28, 2006 22:42:30 GMT -5
Drive around till I found an attractive woman & then start repopulating the earth whilst drinking all the bourbon I can find.
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Post by "American Cream" Dusty Loads on Dec 28, 2006 23:25:12 GMT -5
SMOKE. I'd grab as many cartons of smokes as I could carry and I would smoke in every place I've always wanted to. Churches, City Hall, Museums, hospitals and libraries. then I'd go to all those places you used to be able to smoke but banned it years ago like malls. Reminice on playing MK2 in the arcade while smoking. I would smoke and I would eat red meat, and anybody coming to my new Utopia would be shot at because all they'd want to do is get me to stop eating the red meat and stop smoking the menthols. Then I'd grab a beer, light another, eat more meat and make an 80 foot statue of Denis Leary in the town square. May I please join you in this Utopia. I'll bring some bitches.
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whothoughtofthis
Don Corleone
set em up country music its party time
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Post by whothoughtofthis on Dec 29, 2006 0:49:33 GMT -5
wake up on day two and go back to sleep
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Post by Rapper & Actor Sammy Davis III on Dec 29, 2006 1:12:56 GMT -5
SMOKE. I'd grab as many cartons of smokes as I could carry and I would smoke in every place I've always wanted to. Churches, City Hall, Museums, hospitals and libraries. then I'd go to all those places you used to be able to smoke but banned it years ago like malls. Reminice on playing MK2 in the arcade while smoking. I would smoke and I would eat red meat, and anybody coming to my new Utopia would be shot at because all they'd want to do is get me to stop eating the red meat and stop smoking the menthols. Then I'd grab a beer, light another, eat more meat and make an 80 foot statue of Denis Leary in the town square. May I please join you in this Utopia. I'll bring some Hootie Hoo!es. Sure why not, I've got a carton of Camels waiting for each of you
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Post by JordynKaiyseee on Dec 30, 2006 3:25:11 GMT -5
Light everything on fire. Arson is fun! Agreed.
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Johnny
King Koopa
Now with 100% more custom title.
Vern enjoys Johnny's 3 Humanoid Awards.
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Post by Johnny on Dec 30, 2006 3:48:57 GMT -5
Wait for all this f***ing blizzard snow to melt and then throw the one man party of a life time. The people in Denver gone=HAPPY ME!
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Post by DSR on Dec 30, 2006 4:08:06 GMT -5
I'd probably read a copy of the book "I Am Legend."
Then...*shrug*
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Deamon Cohln
Don Corleone
AND THAT'S THE GODDAMN TRUTH!
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Post by Deamon Cohln on Dec 30, 2006 4:14:51 GMT -5
May I please join you in this Utopia. I'll bring some Hootie Hoo!es. Sure why not, I've got a carton of Camels waiting for each of you And we'd play nothing but the Rolling Stones 24/7.
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Post by Jason Todd Grisham on Dec 30, 2006 4:20:58 GMT -5
I'd be glad because finally I'd be rid of my job, and my nagging wife and would have enough time to read all of my books.
But I sure hope I don't break my glasses, because it wouldn't be fair. I would have had time then, I would have had time then!
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Post by DSR on Dec 30, 2006 4:23:28 GMT -5
I'd be glad because finally I'd be rid of my job, and my nagging wife and would have enough time to read all of my books. But I sure hope I don't break my glasses, because it wouldn't be fair. I would have had time then, I would have had time then! Oh well, you can just read the large print books. *eyes fall out* I suppose the braille books would be okay. *hands fall off* AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *head falls off*
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