nostradumbass
Tommy Wiseau
The only man to be booked in TNA and not look like a jackass
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Post by nostradumbass on Dec 30, 2006 4:31:41 GMT -5
Massturbate
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Post by Rapper & Actor Sammy Davis III on Dec 30, 2006 4:38:43 GMT -5
SMOKE. I'd grab as many cartons of smokes as I could carry and I would smoke in every place I've always wanted to. Churches, City Hall, Museums, hospitals and libraries. then I'd go to all those places you used to be able to smoke but banned it years ago like malls. Reminice on playing MK2 in the arcade while smoking. I would smoke and I would eat red meat, and anybody coming to my new Utopia would be shot at because all they'd want to do is get me to stop eating the red meat and stop smoking the menthols. Then I'd grab a beer, light another, eat more meat and make an 80 foot statue of Denis Leary in the town square. Would the statue have a six foot erection with a giant cheeseburger on the end of it? Damn right it would
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Post by Topher is Human on Dec 30, 2006 4:45:15 GMT -5
Honestly I'd probably dance around the street ala Shane McMahon singing 'money money money money money money money money moneeeeehhhhhhhhh'
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mo
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
"Here are the young men, the weight on their shoulders..."
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Post by mo on Dec 30, 2006 4:46:40 GMT -5
blast "Keep On Loving You" by REO Speedwagon over a giant loudspeaker for 24 hrs.
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Post by OGBoardPoster2005 on Dec 30, 2006 12:44:04 GMT -5
Go streaking then go to sleep
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