The Line
Patti Mayonnaise
Real Name: Bumkiss. Stanley Bumkiss.
Peanut Butter & JAAAAAMMMM!
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Post by The Line on Dec 29, 2006 19:07:47 GMT -5
Not just the worst MTV show, but maybe the worst show on all of TV. Maybe the shallowist people in the world, but for some reason, I watch it.
Best line ever:
Guy:(leaving bus to go on date with girl): I'm gonna make her make me a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich!
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Post by DSR on Dec 29, 2006 19:27:39 GMT -5
It's awful. I hate reality TV as it is, but shows like Next and Parental Control, it seems like they're feeding the participants lines to read, or something. I hate staged reality TV more than I hate the less-obviously staged reality TV.
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nostradumbass
Tommy Wiseau
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Post by nostradumbass on Dec 29, 2006 19:44:30 GMT -5
What the maximum amount of money you can get on that show again? It's like, less than $100.
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The Line
Patti Mayonnaise
Real Name: Bumkiss. Stanley Bumkiss.
Peanut Butter & JAAAAAMMMM!
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Post by The Line on Dec 29, 2006 19:45:13 GMT -5
What the maximum amount of money you can get on that show again? It's like, less than $100. it depends on how long you're on your date. Usually they don't last too long.
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Post by emilywaaron on Dec 29, 2006 20:07:17 GMT -5
Next is unliked by Andy Duke This thread must be a fluke. Watch Next.
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The Line
Patti Mayonnaise
Real Name: Bumkiss. Stanley Bumkiss.
Peanut Butter & JAAAAAMMMM!
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Post by The Line on Dec 29, 2006 20:08:53 GMT -5
Fun fact.
Each year at homecoming, each class(fresh, soph, junior, senior) will do a skit. We did a video parody of next
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nostradumbass
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Post by nostradumbass on Dec 29, 2006 20:10:47 GMT -5
What the maximum amount of money you can get on that show again? It's like, less than $100. it depends on how long you're on your date. Usually they don't last too long. Right, but the very longest the dates last, the amount is usually close to only a hundsky.
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Post by viscera on Dec 29, 2006 20:13:04 GMT -5
Don't forget that episode where the girl pissed herself, the guy got all mad and nexted her, and then she bitched about it.
MTV makes me weep for humanity.
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Post by Allison Reynolds on Dec 29, 2006 20:24:22 GMT -5
I got to admit "Next" is a sucky show.
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Joie De Vivre
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There's always next year.
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Post by Joie De Vivre on Dec 29, 2006 20:26:48 GMT -5
a gay guy this girl I know was on that show. He didn't leave the bus I believe. But beside that, I can't stand this show.
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Dec 29, 2006 20:32:01 GMT -5
a gay guy this girl I know was on that show. He didn't leave the bus I believe. But beside that, I can't stand this show. A gay guyed this girl you mean?
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Post by wrestlesmarks on Dec 29, 2006 20:34:56 GMT -5
I wonder how the program execs. thought Next and Yo Momma were better then playing videos?
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Post by Virt McGirt on Dec 29, 2006 20:35:38 GMT -5
I hate that show, but I gotta admit, I "marked" when I saw Annie Cruz on an episode. (Not sure if I'm allowed to post pics here, but look her up on Google if you want)
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therob
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Post by therob on Dec 29, 2006 20:37:31 GMT -5
I wonder how the program execs. thought Next and Yo Momma were better then playing videos? By seeing the ratings they get for next and yo mama. Those are popular shows.
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Post by willywonka666 on Dec 29, 2006 21:10:07 GMT -5
people dont watch these shows cuz theyre good, it's like that train wreck mentality-and like Andy said-he doesn't even know why he watches it, but he does-that's all mtv is worried about-I don't watch mtv or train wrecks for that matter anymore
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Post by EvilMasterComatose on Dec 29, 2006 21:13:19 GMT -5
It is completely 100 percent fake. Nothing real about it. They are all acting.
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Dec 29, 2006 21:23:29 GMT -5
After watching 30 minutes of this, I denounced MTV and all of its works.
Here's a breakdown of the average episode of Next.
*ahem*
One person is going to date up to five people in the span of one day. The five dates assemble in a bus where four will wait while one goes out with the Dater. For every minute a date lasts, a Date gets $1. If they can hold the Dater's interests, the Dater will offer them either their accumulated earnings or a second date.
First Date: The Dater has a hobby that is emphasized in a "warm-up". (S)He makes it virtually impossible for Date #1 to complete, at which point (s)he is Nexted. Date #1 looks into the camera and reads off a cue-card unbelievably (as in "not believably"), more-than-likely with a crappy pun injected, yet we're still supposed to truly honest-to-God believe that these are his/her ACTUAL OPINIONS.
Second Date: The Dater inexplicably makes things hoards easier for Date #2, probably just to get things moving. They go out to eat or something (which has a 99% probability rate of being a sushi bar) and they share their life stories. They're virtually exactly alike right down to their favorite condiments, and are basically soul mates. But the Dater notices that the Date has a hair out of place, so they are Nexted.
[While this is going on, I should point out that on the bus, at least two people have made out.]
Third Date: Things go from retarded to "Jesus-Christ-My-IQ-is-Two-Blocks-Back" with the third date. The Dater is full and they leave, even though this date didn't have a bite to eat and is probably starving from not eating anything for the past four years. They go out and do some mundane-ass activity. After this is done, whether the Date is Nexted or offered the deal is up in the air. We'll just say they're Nexted and move on.
[During the date, on the bus, one of the Dates brings up a hobby involving juggling sand crabs. Luckily, the bus comes fully stocked with all sorts of crustaceans, and they actually do it. Three- and four-way kissing takes place immediately afterward.]
Fourth Date: They're wearing a bra, regardless of gender, and are immediately Nexted.
Final Date: They're hot and are immediately offered a deal: take the buck or go on a second date. However, the Date immediately reveals that, after an orgy on the bus, they are in love with one of his/her bus mates; they take the buck to go out and buy their annual supply of Saltines.
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nostradumbass
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Post by nostradumbass on Dec 29, 2006 21:30:59 GMT -5
After watching 30 minutes of this, I denounced MTV and all of its works. Here's a breakdown of the average episode of Next. *ahem* One person is going to date up to five people in the span of one day. The five dates assemble in a bus where four will wait while one goes out with the Dater. For every minute a date lasts, a Date gets $1. If they can hold the Dater's interests, the Dater will offer them either their accumulated earnings or a second date. First Date: The Dater has a hobby that is emphasized in a "warm-up". (S)He makes it virtually impossible for Date #1 to complete, at which point (s)he is Nexted. Date #1 looks into the camera and reads off a cue-card unbelievably (as in "not believably"), more-than-likely with a crappy pun injected, yet we're still supposed to truly honest-to-God believe that these are his/her ACTUAL OPINIONS. Second Date: The Dater inexplicably makes things hoards easier for Date #2, probably just to get things moving. They go out to eat or something (which has a 99% probability rate of being a sushi bar) and they share their life stories. They're virtually exactly alike right down to their favorite condiments, and are basically soul mates. But the Dater notices that the Date has a hair out of place, so they are Nexted. [While this is going on, I should point out that on the bus, at least two people have made out.] Third Date: Things go from retarded to "Jesus-Christ-My-IQ-is-Two-Blocks-Back" with the third date. The Dater is full and they leave, even though this date didn't have a bite to eat and is probably starving from not eating anything for the past four years. They go out and do some mundane-ass activity. After this is done, whether the Date is Nexted or offered the deal is up in the air. We'll just say they're Nexted and move on. [During the date, on the bus, one of the Dates brings up a hobby involving juggling sand crabs. Luckily, the bus comes fully stocked with all sorts of crustaceans, and they actually do it. Three- and four-way kissing takes place immediately afterward.] Fourth Date: They're wearing a bra, regardless of gender, and are immediately Nexted. Final Date: They're hot and are immediately offered a deal: take the buck or go on a second date. However, the Date immediately reveals that, after an orgy on the bus, they are in love with one of his/her bus mates; they take the buck to go out and buy their annual supply of Saltines. Appluase.
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Post by willywonka666 on Dec 29, 2006 21:35:41 GMT -5
hasn't everyone had their 15 minutes of fame yet? I could care less about being an actor, but can you imagine if Marlon Brando or Alec Guiness were growing up in this day and age? I'd rather blow a director if i was that desperate-at least it wouldnt be on tv
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Dec 29, 2006 22:42:11 GMT -5
My attention has been diverted by Cheerleader Mickie.
Don't know why.
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