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Post by Perd on Jul 9, 2018 19:48:22 GMT -5
I’d rather be in a DMV line than Jose’s conga line.
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Post by Hypnosis on Jul 9, 2018 19:48:22 GMT -5
Mike "'Bet you can't eat just one!'? Ha, you lose this time, Lay's!" Kanellis. Mike "Cheese burger, hold the meat and cheese, please" Kanellis But Cheeseburger's dead!
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Jul 9, 2018 19:48:29 GMT -5
There. We. f***ing. Go. That's exactly what to describe this. And the thing is, I love Braun the performer. I think he's ultra talented. But jesus christ, part of being a babyface is having some kind of weakness your rivals can target. If you don't got that, you better have some quick matches because who the f*** can get heat on you in a lengthy battle? Asuka had that same issue a while ago. People don't believe them selling or buy them being in any real danger and that's an issue because that's a HUGE part of WWE's working style. Sad part is WWE has no middle ground and Asuka has been bitch made on Smackdown Live since
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Post by jagilki on Jul 9, 2018 19:48:42 GMT -5
I can't wait until we get Heel No Way Jose teaming with Mojo.
No Way MoJose.
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Post by edgestar on Jul 9, 2018 19:49:09 GMT -5
Skipping anything related to Strowman, even a recap video. Sick of dude these days. But look at this smile.... Look at his face, he knows the years are showing. Look at his life (even though) he knows where it's going.. he don't know much, but he knows he loves youuuuuu. And let him beeeeee, all there is, to know.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 9, 2018 19:49:25 GMT -5
Coach, to Mojo:" This is my guy right here." Well, goobers do tend to stick together. Coach as Mojo's hype man wouldn't be terrible. It'd get him off commentary at least.
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Post by Spider2024 on Jul 9, 2018 19:49:33 GMT -5
So Johnny Depp, after blowing his 650m fortune, allegedly punched a crew member on the set of a Biggie Smalls movie. And no, those weren't just random words I put into a sentence. Why are they making another B.I.G. movie?
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Post by thetower52 on Jul 9, 2018 19:49:33 GMT -5
Why does this loser have to do the pounce
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Post by MrElijah on Jul 9, 2018 19:49:41 GMT -5
You know Jose isn't dime store Dee Jay. He's dime store Bob Wilson.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jul 9, 2018 19:49:59 GMT -5
"Mom, Dad...I want you to know I have been on TV dressed as a fool as a part of a wrestler named No Way Jose's entourage. And I did horse porn in college..."
"Wait, let's not just gloss over the No Way Jose thing!"
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Post by thetower52 on Jul 9, 2018 19:50:11 GMT -5
Did coach forget Kurt’s name ?
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Jul 9, 2018 19:50:24 GMT -5
There. We. f***ing. Go. That's exactly what to describe this. Nah We aren't doing this Mary Sue is one of the most overused terms in media these days, and trying to describe Braun as it is just going to make me shake my head and take the argument even less seriously. I get your points about him but don't go down that road. A guy who wins everything, is better than everybody, and literally has no weaknesses. All with their character being centered around them being the best and the strongest. That's like the epitome of the term, lmao. Ain't nobody blaming Braun but that's what they've turned him into. And there's literally nothing for him to chase. He's MITB. Brock ain't around for him to fight. So what do we get? Him vs. comedy heel Kevin Owens who nobody in their right mind could ever buy as anything resembling a threat to Braun. And that description fits virtually everybody on Raw outside of Roman and Seth.
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Post by stevec484 on Jul 9, 2018 19:50:36 GMT -5
Mojo should wear face paint and become Ultimate Warrior 2018 instead of this bland mean heel gimmick
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Perd
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Post by Perd on Jul 9, 2018 19:51:10 GMT -5
Can Coach get honked on the head in forget English? No other serious injury. In fact, he can become a super genius billionaire. He just forgets how to speak English.
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Post by xCompackx on Jul 9, 2018 19:51:16 GMT -5
So is Mojo's gimmick "I'm a WWE wrestler"? Dude has nothing going on.
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Post by Hypnosis on Jul 9, 2018 19:51:16 GMT -5
You know Mojo isn't dime store Dee Jay. He's dime store Bob Wilson. You mean Jose?
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Post by lionheart21 on Jul 9, 2018 19:51:21 GMT -5
Why is this match still going?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 9, 2018 19:51:22 GMT -5
Jose isn't the same without his weird Craigslist friends.
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Post by stevec484 on Jul 9, 2018 19:51:36 GMT -5
should have saved this match for WrestleMania honestly
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Post by Deleted on Jul 9, 2018 19:52:02 GMT -5
Watching No Way Jose get his ass kicked is almost as satisfying as watching Becky Lynch win a match.
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