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Post by arrogantmodel on Jul 11, 2018 18:51:50 GMT -5
Seriously, no mention of Nattie in Blazing Saddles? Come on, guys.
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Post by Push R Truth on Jul 11, 2018 18:56:21 GMT -5
Lita: Tell me, Kane, is it true what they say about the way you dong is... gigantic?
*unzip*
Oh, it's true it's trueeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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* roster sings*
Now is a time of great decision
Are we to stay or up and quit?
There's no avoiding this conclusion
Our show is turning into shit.
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Post by Dat Dude on Jul 12, 2018 12:21:12 GMT -5
Rusev as Mongo from Blazing Saddles
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Jul 12, 2018 16:38:46 GMT -5
"Nevermind that shit. Here comes Strowman!"
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Post by Clint Bobski on Jul 12, 2018 17:35:03 GMT -5
Ric Flair - President Skroob/Yogurt Terry Taylor - Colonel Sanders Robin Hood Men in Tights Finn Balor - Robin Hood Becky Lynch - Maid Marian Braun Strowman - Little John Adding to Robin Hood Men in Tights (Like your choices) Blinkin: Dean Ambrose Latrain: Stephanie McMahon Achoo: Xavier Woods Asneeze: Teddy Long Rabbi Tuckman:Rusev Sheriff of Rottingham: Chris Jericho Prince John: HHH Broomhilde: Nia Jax King Richard: Vince McMachon Will Scarlet O'Hara: Seth Rollins Rusev as Rabbi Tuckman? TAKE MY MONEY! |
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Post by Clint Bobski on Jul 12, 2018 17:39:10 GMT -5
"THE NIGHT IS YOUNG AND WE'RE ON PAY-PER-VIEW!!!!"  |
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Post by MrElijah on Jul 12, 2018 17:45:45 GMT -5
Adding to Robin Hood Men in Tights (Like your choices) Blinkin: Dean Ambrose Latrain: Stephanie McMahon Achoo: Xavier Woods Asneeze: Teddy Long Rabbi Tuckman:Rusev Sheriff of Rottingham: Chris Jericho Prince John: HHH Broomhilde: Nia Jax King Richard: Vince McMachon Will Scarlet O'Hara: Seth Rollins Rusev as Rabbi Tuckman? TAKE MY MONEY! Rabbi Rusev: Wait a minute! There's things here! There's rocks, there's trees, there's birds, there's squirrels. Come on, we'll bless them all until we get Machka!! |
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Jul 12, 2018 18:16:43 GMT -5
"THE NIGHT IS YOUNG AND WE'RE ON PAY-PER-VIEW!!!!" Vince McMahon: It's Kane! That's got to be Kane!" |
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Jul 12, 2018 19:46:03 GMT -5
Ric Flair - President Skroob/Yogurt Terry Taylor - Colonel Sanders Robin Hood Men in Tights Finn Balor - Robin Hood Becky Lynch - Maid Marian Braun Strowman - Little John Adding to Robin Hood Men in Tights (Like your choices) Blinkin: Dean Ambrose Latrain: Stephanie McMahon Achoo: Xavier Woods Asneeze: Teddy Long Rabbi Tuckman:Rusev Sheriff of Rottingham: Chris Jericho Prince John: HHH Broomhilde: Nia Jax King Richard: Vince McMachon Will Scarlet O'Hara: Seth Rollins Now that I think about it, Triple H should be King Richard, he is the King of Kings after all. Switch Jericho as Prince John and switch Rollins as the Sheriff. I like Rollins as Will Scarlet O'Hara, but with the beard he does look more like the Sheriff. And the part of Will Scarlet O'Hara now played by AJ Styles. Much like the O'Haras, he's from Georgia. |
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Jul 12, 2018 21:43:54 GMT -5
Adding to Robin Hood Men in Tights (Like your choices) Blinkin: Dean Ambrose Latrain: Stephanie McMahon Achoo: Xavier Woods Asneeze: Teddy Long Rabbi Tuckman:Rusev Sheriff of Rottingham: Chris Jericho Prince John: HHH Broomhilde: Nia Jax King Richard: Vince McMachon Will Scarlet O'Hara: Seth Rollins Now that I think about it, Triple H should be King Richard, he is the King of Kings after all. Switch Jericho as Prince John and switch Rollins as the Sheriff. I like Rollins as Will Scarlet O'Hara, but with the beard he does look more like the Sheriff. And the part of Will Scarlet O'Hara now played by AJ Styles. Much like the O'Haras, he's from Georgia. I kind of also had the thought of Goldust as Blinkin over Dean too. |
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Jul 12, 2018 21:46:22 GMT -5
The pg era specially the guest host part, felt like Men on Tights but on crack.
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WIENERS=$$$
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Post by WIENERS=$$$ on Jul 12, 2018 21:59:44 GMT -5
*Braun tosses Ellsworth from the ring, and he splats on the floor*
Kofi: Man, white men can't jump.
And of coarse;
The entire WWE Male Roster: We're men / We're men in tights / We roam around the forest looking for fights / We're men / We're men in tights / We rob from the rich and give to the poor / That's right! / We may look like sissies / But watch what you say / Or else we'll put out your lights / We're men / We're men in tights / Always on guard / Defending the people's rights / We're men / Manly men! / We're men in tights / Yes! / We roam around the forest looking for fights / We're men / We're men in tights / We rob from the rich and give to the poor / That's right! / We may look like pansies / But don't get us wrong / Or else we'll put out your lights / We're men / We're men in tights / *Tight tights* / Always on guard / Defending the people's rights / When you're in a fix / Just call for the men in tights / We're butch!
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Post by lildude8218 on Jul 12, 2018 22:02:37 GMT -5
I was the only one who read this as "Racist Mel Brooks movies with WWE superstars?"
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Post by 2coldMack is even more baffled on Jul 12, 2018 22:20:36 GMT -5
I was the only one who read this as "Racist Mel Brooks movies with WWE superstars?" Literally every time my eyes scan past the thread lists. |
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Jul 12, 2018 22:28:44 GMT -5
"How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow?!" WWE Creative: "YO!" I KNEW IT! I’m surrounded by assholes, pal! |
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WIENERS=$$$
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Post by WIENERS=$$$ on Jul 12, 2018 23:18:30 GMT -5
*Roman Reigns begins reading off of a script*
Reigns: By the power vested in me, by the honorable, Vincent Kennedy McMahon..."
*Audience starts cocking guns and pointing them at Reigns*
Kurt Angle: Gentlemen, gentlemen, allow not hatred to rule the day.
*holds up the booking for tonight's show*
Angle: As your Olympic Gold Medalist, I implore you to pay heed to this good booking and what it has to say!
*audience shoot the booking, blowing it apart*
Angle: [to Reigns] Son, you're on your own.
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Post by GuyOfOwnage on Jul 12, 2018 23:23:16 GMT -5
I came in here just to say that no matter how many times I've seen this thread title pop up on the front page, I keep misreading it as "Racist Mel Brooks movies".
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Post by MrElijah on Jul 13, 2018 7:23:01 GMT -5
Brother Love: Order, order. Goddamnit, I said "order"!
Slater: Y'know, Nietzsche says: "Out of chaos comes order."
JBL: Oh, blow it out your ass, Heath.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2018 8:03:41 GMT -5
Big E as the Sheriff
Dean Ambrose as Jim
Print all the money.
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Post by PTBartman on Jul 13, 2018 9:49:23 GMT -5
Vince: Silent
Trips: Silent
Heyman: Silent
Brock: No
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