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Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by The Line on Dec 24, 2006 22:11:35 GMT -5
And she'd have that if someone gave her a sammich. ;D I KNOW!
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Post by The Wraith on Dec 24, 2006 22:14:20 GMT -5
Seriously, poor shemale could use a little more meat in shim. fixed fixed again
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Glitch
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Post by Glitch on Dec 24, 2006 23:38:21 GMT -5
Jerry seinfeld:"It's like looking at the sun.You don't stare directly at it!You get a glimpes of it and then look away."
I usually do the scattered looking when I want to get away with a glimpes.By this I mean I quickly look around my surroundings,then stare at the boobage or bottom while my eyes travel from one background sight to another.If I'm standing in line and she's in front of me, I pretend to look at my cell phone while quickly alternating between her rear end and my phone.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Dec 25, 2006 15:16:50 GMT -5
I used to work at an all girls college here in Mass. so needless to say I got caught looking on a damn near daily basis. Actually were it not for the fact that there is a soon-to-be Mrs. Schlapowitz in the picture I would have been absolutely knee deep in it! DAMMIT!!!!!
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Post by skskillz on Dec 26, 2006 9:32:29 GMT -5
I'm of firm belief that any woman who wears revealing outfits has no right to complain about someone looking at them. Fondling them, yes. Looking at them? Give me a break.
I'm the complete opposite of most men (especially on this forum). Give me a girl who looks nice in sweat pants and a sweat shirt. A girl who needs to wear revealing outfits is not only insecure but is also compensating for something she lacks.
And yes, that girl in the sig is way too skinny. Scary skinny.
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Post by x on Dec 26, 2006 9:44:56 GMT -5
Is there like some sort of reverse-lipo we can give that skinny tranny? She must weigh 84 pounds. Andy, are you sure she isn't dead? That's a little dangerous.
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Post by Topher is Human on Dec 26, 2006 10:21:27 GMT -5
I'm of firm belief that any woman who wears revealing outfits has no right to complain about someone looking at them. Fondling them, yes. Looking at them? Give me a break. I'm the complete opposite of most men (especially on this forum). Give me a girl who looks nice in sweat pants and a sweat shirt. A girl who needs to wear revealing outfits is not only insecure but is also compensating for something she lacks. And yes, that girl in the sig is way too skinny. Scary skinny. Why would you want someone who's that sweaty? And Andi didn't you say the name was Eye? I kinda tune out when you and Jake have your moments so I can't be sure
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Post by Lord Rahl on Dec 26, 2006 18:15:27 GMT -5
I usually do the scattered looking when I want to get away with a glimpes.By this I mean I quickly look around my surroundings,then stare at the boobage or bottom while my eyes travel from one background sight to another.If I'm standing in line and she's in front of me, I pretend to look at my cell phone while quickly alternating between her rear end and my phone. I do the same thing with the scattered look. There was one day at work, this girl came in. Not an ugly girl, but not really good looking. Very nicely top-heavy though with a llooooowwww cut shirt on. Anyway, she paid with a credit card, which means she has to bend over the counter to sign. Well, she caught me looking and gave me the death look from hell. I just kinda laughed and wished her a good day. Seriously, we're guys, we're gonna look. If you dont want us lookin, dont leave em out! This thread reminds me of a Dave Attel skit talking about woman and cleavage and how theres no guy-version of it, saying he cant walk around with half a testicle hanging out.
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Post by Bullhead on Dec 26, 2006 18:34:07 GMT -5
I don't care about getting caught. It's not like I stare or anything. Sorry ladies, but if it's out there I'm going to look at it. If you don't like it, cover up.
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Dec 26, 2006 19:04:40 GMT -5
I don't get caught looking. I'm good like that. However, I catch chicks looking at ME. Dunno why though....I'm just....average....
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Post by Topher is Human on Dec 26, 2006 19:06:33 GMT -5
I'm more or less very open about looking, most girls seem to be flattered
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Dec 26, 2006 19:13:31 GMT -5
I don't get caught looking. I'm good like that. However, I catch chicks looking at ME. Dunno why though....I'm just....average.... Probably thinking "What the hell is that weird guy looking at me for? Does he think he's clever and I don't notice?"
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Dec 26, 2006 19:31:07 GMT -5
I don't get caught looking. I'm good like that. However, I catch chicks looking at ME. Dunno why though....I'm just....average.... Probably thinking "What the hell is that weird guy looking at me for? Does he think he's clever and I don't notice?" No, the girls I catch, I wasn't even looking at before that.
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CaptainFall
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Post by CaptainFall on Dec 26, 2006 19:41:14 GMT -5
"It's too risky. It's like looking at the sun, you get a sense of it then turn away"
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2006 19:56:19 GMT -5
Did you ever think that maybe, just maybe, some girls dress like that because it makes them feel good?
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Dec 26, 2006 20:00:44 GMT -5
A buddy of mine had a really funny line about this one time.. "They put the merchandise on display, then get angry when you offer an honest appraisal".
I tend to look everyone in the eye when I'm talking to em, so rare is the occasion when I get 'caught'. And there's a difference between looking and leering. You can see something without staring at it gents, which is generally I'm assuming how most females operate, stealth looking. They're smarter than us that's all.
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Post by Michael Coello on Dec 26, 2006 20:12:25 GMT -5
Did you ever think that maybe, just maybe, some girls dress like that because it makes them feel good? Tight, skimpy clothes don't sound like something good or comfortable for that matter.
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Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Hiroshi Hase on Dec 26, 2006 20:12:49 GMT -5
Did you ever think that maybe, just maybe, some girls dress like that because it makes them feel good? I'm sure it does, I've no doubt, but with your cleavage hanging out as if one false move can set those bad boys free can't possibly make you feel that good, or can it? I dunno but if I wear a top hat, mink coat, lime green pants and white sneakers, I know I'm going to get some stares whether it makes me feel good or not.
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Post by fargostrut on Dec 28, 2006 13:57:25 GMT -5
I look, I stare, I don't care.
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Patti Mayonnaise
Real Name: Bumkiss. Stanley Bumkiss.
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Post by The Line on Dec 28, 2006 14:12:33 GMT -5
there are a few girls who I love to look at, but they like to look at me too, so its a fair trade
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