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Post by TripleMerc on Dec 26, 2006 15:42:31 GMT -5
Th Russian Six Pak. "Six Challenging games from Russia." The description on the back of the box is hilarious, but long. Can't POSSIBLY be as bad as the game I played on Gametap yesterday.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Dec 26, 2006 15:43:07 GMT -5
Th Russian Six Pak. "Six Challenging games from Russia." The description on the back of the box is hilarious, but long. Can't POSSIBLY be as bad as the game I played on Gametap yesterday. What was that?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2006 15:47:56 GMT -5
Th Russian Six Pak. "Six Challenging games from Russia." The description on the back of the box is hilarious, but long. Is Russian Roulette included? er, let me type the description. "As a grand gesture of goodwill, Russian developers bring you six marvelously mind-bending, enormously entertaining new games--destined to be the greatest challenge since the Cold War. Loaded with icons for sound, speed, and other variables, these exciting puzzlers can be played seperately, or you can face the challenge of all six with the tournament mode. Timers and up to nine skill levels will have your fingers dancing feverishly, as exciting sound effects and authentic Russian music keep your blood flowing red-hot. CRETE-An amazing maze of movable tiles is the only thing between you and your final destination. LINE MAN--Connect the tiles on this incredible maze to create a continuous circuit before time runs out. It just looks simple. FLYING PICTURES--Fetch the amazing pictures from nine different screens without getting your character killed. SHADOWS--Pilot your spacecraft as you blast a treacheous field of asteroids out of existence. MASTER OF BOMBS--It's a simple game of "Connect the dots", except the dots are hand grenades, dynamite, and atom bombs that must be connected in an explosive race against time. FAST RING--Beat the clock to connect the tiles as they randomly appear on your screen...tick, tick, tick... Manual introduction by Alexey Pajitnov, the creator of the world famous strategy game Tetris."
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Post by The Raven on Dec 26, 2006 15:49:37 GMT -5
Is Russian Roulette included? er, let me type the description. "As a grand gesture of goodwill, Russian developers bring you six marvelously mind-bending, enormously entertaining new games--destined to be the greatest challenge since the Cold War. Loaded with icons for sound, speed, and other variables, these exciting puzzlers can be played seperately, or you can face the challenge of all six with the tournament mode. Timers and up to nine skill levels will have your fingers dancing feverishly, as exciting sound effects and authentic Russian music keep your blood flowing red-hot. CRETE-An amazing maze of movable tiles is the only thing between you and your final destination. LINE MAN--Connect the tiles on this incredible maze to create a continuous circuit before time runs out. It just looks simple. FLYING PICTURES--Fetch the amazing pictures from nine different screens without getting your character killed. SHADOWS--Pilot your spacecraft as you blast a treacheous field of asteroids out of existence. MASTER OF BOMBS--It's a simple game of "Connect the dots", except the dots are hand grenades, dynamite, and atom bombs that must be connected in an explosive race against time. FAST RING--Beat the clock to connect the tiles as they randomly appear on your screen...tick, tick, tick... Manual introduction by Alexey Pajitnov, the creator of the world famous strategy game Tetris." I feel bad for you. Surely whoever bought this for you knew better?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2006 15:50:16 GMT -5
er, let me type the description. "As a grand gesture of goodwill, Russian developers bring you six marvelously mind-bending, enormously entertaining new games--destined to be the greatest challenge since the Cold War. Loaded with icons for sound, speed, and other variables, these exciting puzzlers can be played seperately, or you can face the challenge of all six with the tournament mode. Timers and up to nine skill levels will have your fingers dancing feverishly, as exciting sound effects and authentic Russian music keep your blood flowing red-hot. CRETE-An amazing maze of movable tiles is the only thing between you and your final destination. LINE MAN--Connect the tiles on this incredible maze to create a continuous circuit before time runs out. It just looks simple. FLYING PICTURES--Fetch the amazing pictures from nine different screens without getting your character killed. SHADOWS--Pilot your spacecraft as you blast a treacheous field of asteroids out of existence. MASTER OF BOMBS--It's a simple game of "Connect the dots", except the dots are hand grenades, dynamite, and atom bombs that must be connected in an explosive race against time. FAST RING--Beat the clock to connect the tiles as they randomly appear on your screen...tick, tick, tick... Manual introduction by Alexey Pajitnov, the creator of the world famous strategy game Tetris." I feel bad for you. Surely whoever bought this for you knew better? He did. The game was finalized in 1993.
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Post by TripleMerc on Dec 26, 2006 15:50:17 GMT -5
Can't POSSIBLY be as bad as the game I played on Gametap yesterday. What was that? Operation Flashpoint. Haven't played a worse game in a little over a year.
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Post by The Raven on Dec 26, 2006 15:55:38 GMT -5
God, I think I've listened to the CD I got my brother more than he has.
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Post by The Raven on Dec 26, 2006 15:57:54 GMT -5
HA! I just figured out what I'm supposed to do in Luigi's Mansion.
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Post by TripleMerc on Dec 26, 2006 15:58:57 GMT -5
HA! I just figured out what I'm supposed to do in Luigi's Mansion. That happened a lot for me. I'd be totally confused and then actually, you know, discover what I'm supposed to do. Made for a fun game.
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Post by The Raven on Dec 26, 2006 16:01:35 GMT -5
HA! I just figured out what I'm supposed to do in Luigi's Mansion. That happened a lot for me. I'd be totally confused and then actually, you know, discover what I'm supposed to do. Made for a fun game. I'm at the candle floating ghost. I know I have to get the fire thing, but I didn't know how. Then I tried to open a door and some ghost told me to clear the area of Boos. It's Ghost hunting time!
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Post by The Raven on Dec 26, 2006 16:03:04 GMT -5
I'm gonna go attempt my theory, I'll see you guys laters.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2006 16:07:46 GMT -5
See ya Raven.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2006 16:09:28 GMT -5
So what's next? An ultra-dead thread?
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Post by shiranui on Dec 26, 2006 16:11:54 GMT -5
Operation Flashpoint. Haven't played a worse game in a little over a year. I loved Operation Flashpoint when I played the PC version some years ago, and I don't think I've ever seen a negative review of it either. It was a great war game that actually had some realism and freedom in it unlike most war FPS these days (Call of Duty, I'm looking at you) I just need to ask, what's so bad about OFP (apart from the dated graphics and some glitches)? I just watched the MST3K episode of "Prince of Space". From now on, every time I laugh I will laugh just like Krankor.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2006 16:13:45 GMT -5
Operation Flashpoint. Haven't played a worse game in a little over a year. I loved Operation Flashpoint when I played the PC version some years ago, and I don't think I've ever seen a negative review of it either. It was a great war game that actually had some realism and freedom in it unlike most war FPS these days (Call of Duty, I'm looking at you) I just need to ask, what's so bad about OFP (apart from the dated graphics and some glitches)? I just watched the MST3K episode of "Prince of Space". From now on, every time I laugh I will laugh just like Krankor. Doesn't sound so bad compared to the Russian Six-Pak.
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Post by Matt Rogers on Dec 26, 2006 16:23:01 GMT -5
I'm talking to the girl I'd been in love with for a year for the first time in a while.
Christ she's wonderful...
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2006 16:25:35 GMT -5
I'm talking to the girl I'd been in love with for a year for the first time in a while. Christ she's wonderful... Good to know you're interested in someone NOT Emma Watson...
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Post by mcclanahan on Dec 26, 2006 16:25:48 GMT -5
so you're talking to Emma, go you bitch
ohh yeah and, DADDY'S HOME BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Matt Rogers on Dec 26, 2006 16:27:48 GMT -5
I'm talking to the girl I'd been in love with for a year for the first time in a while. Christ she's wonderful... Good to know you're interested in someone NOT Emma Watson... I always have been... *Sniff* I miss her
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Post by mcclanahan on Dec 26, 2006 16:29:06 GMT -5
Good to know you're interested in someone NOT Emma Watson... I always have been... *Sniff* I miss her wimp, what are you a woman
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